The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

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Fanny's "costume" regency coat was a huge waste of money. She'll probably never wear it again. She looked ridiculous parading around the show in it. She really does see herself as a celebrity, pretending to be an official presenter. What makes her such a fool is her entourage of unattractive nobodies following her around with their shit eating grins!
 

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Can’t believe Ch4 didn’t pick up Fanny and Ollie for a travel show. Fanny will be spinning when she see’s this!
It would be even funnier if Fanny’s travel vlogs inspired Tricky Dickie and Fallen Angel to create this show. We know they like to steal ideas.
 
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Fanny and Snorts treated Pavlina to a dental makeover in their thumbnail. How generous of them!


Bastards.
 
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Can’t believe Ch4 didn’t pick up Fanny and Ollie for a travel show. Fanny will be spinning when she see’s this!
Oh god. They're standing in front of salt pans. Please tell me they're not invading down here too.
 
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Oh god. They're standing in front of salt pans. Please tell me they're not invading down here too.
Looks suspiciously like Aigues Mortes doesn't it, oh no. Push them in the drink too if you see them.

Don't want them over this way either. I suppose I could push them in the river with the Ragondin and the Pike.
 
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Wendy Grimface doesn’t get it, does she? Stefphanie wouldn’t recognise a “priority” if it hit her in the face. If she had prioritised structural repairs to the fabric of the chateau as soon as Patreon funds came flooding in - forgoing crazed projects like the lake, the jardin à’l’anglaise and the chapel - the main building wouldn’t be in the perilous state it is now.

Instead SJ has indulged herself by spending tens of thousands of patrons’ funding on superficial fripperies.
 
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Fanny and Snorts treated Pavlina to a dental makeover in their thumbnail. How generous of them!

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Bastards.
Where is Snorty’s expensive umbrella? The weather forecast called for rain most of this week in London so no big surprise to anyone who planned properly. But if they didn’t make a fuss about getting wet in the rain and going shopping, Fanny and Snorty would have no vlog content.
 
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