The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

[Cleo's Asp]

After months of rehearsals, the long-awaited premiere of “Chicken Massacre in the Land of Lies,” a fictional drama in two acts, finally took place. Act one was Roostergate. There were obviously no monetary expressions of condolence, so marketing strategy adjustments had to be made for the second act.

The building materials for the sexy flower guy's flower stand have already been delivered. In the future, mourning pilgrims will be able to purchase bouquets of Foxgloves in rainbow colors to lay at the battlefield.

After Kirsty and the invisible handyman laid a concrete foundation for the future chicken castle months ago, the "Adopt a Cinder Block" campaign is finally starting. As soon as the chapel is completely restored, workers will immediately begin building the high-security chicken wing.

The following is planned for the grand opening:

* 1000Stars will launch a kimono with an exquisite Indian chicken curry print and for every shred sold, 5 euros goes to the chicken foundation.
* Lilysilk offers the mourning community the unique opportunity to unlock a 20% discount with the code “silkiechicken”.
* Superfans who are overwhelmed by their grief and need help can take advantage of a free trial month from Betterhelp
* additional a wine subscription is also recommended.
* To prevent worry lines about Ratso's security, every visitor receives a discount code for the new Foreo Chicken 1.0
* Since foxes don't like the smell of human sweat, Wild developed a human sweat deodorant especially for the Land of Lies (all attempts to produce this smell naturally failed due to a lack of motivated Lalanders).
* Bally offers a shoe in the design of the strawberry-eating chicken. Pls write the card yourself.

At the souvenir stand next to the high-security chicken wing, the super-deluded superfans can purchase numerous fan items: napkins embroidered with chicken motifs, felt chickens made by Wendygrinch, tiles with pornographic chickens, scraps of wallpaper painted with watercolors with a chicken of their choice, limited prints from the wildlife camera (unfortunately no fox was spotted).

And if you still have money left, you can have your photo taken at Pottsy's kissing booth, either with Ratso in a fox costume, shirtless Amauroy (be aware Natty is around the corner) or with a hairpiece of your choice.

Surprised that FRK did not leave any "Farvell flowers and reets" at the scene of the massacre and Michael T could have written a rhyming elegy that Fanny, in her most revealing little black dress, could have read out while squeezing out a tear. That might all have resulted in a few thousand more donations in memory of the much loved birds.

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[C'est moi]

Hmm....
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I feel that MarIE had some filter going on for "felt cute might delete later". If she didn't she looks better! I wonder how she feels about Pavlova returning?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

@jaysmith8199
2 hours ago
You have enough stuff to fill a brocante!

What fun you're going to have. The local archive / marie/ church records will start you off as well. If it's listed the monument historique? Have you looked at Chateau Lalande and restoration of their chapel? May be good to get the name of their paint restorers - they're doing a fab job! Not surprised youre tired - hard yakka mate!

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@Chateau_de_Londigny
2 hours ago
No we are not listed as an Historic Monument

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[Thebirdandthefrog]

Wasn’t she living in France already? And she has family here as much as I remember? She is a born Ukrainian, but hasn’t lived there for years.

Yes. It seems she was in France, or traveling around Europe, but there’s a war in her country and things changed.

She is not a citizen of the EU, not yet, to get benefits in the EU, (unqualified) Ukrainian citizens have to apply for refugee status. She clearly doesn’t want that. She probably had a student visa (or a “titre de sejour”) from before, but those last three years, need to be renewed by employers and don’t allow her rights to work outside of France.

Maybe she has an aunt or cousins somewhere else in the EU but she feels more comfortable with Fanny… she is a weirdo after all, but “I’d cut her a slack” (hope I’m using this expression correctly) .

 

[NotAChatelaine]

Every time I see a post from Fiona Finds on IG, I can imagine our shopping-addicted power couple going on a shopping spree there. And viola - here they are in the Patreon vlog. I'm sure they didn't leave without buying something (after eating all the free sanwitches).

How funny…I have exactly the same thought whenever Fiona Finds pops up, and I wondered if the lure of her shop would be irresistible. She does have some lovely things but, jeez, the prices are in the upper reaches of eye watering.

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[graciemckitten]

Aren't influencers people with millions of social media followers? Who on earth ever heard of her or the twerp? Delusional!

Who is their right mind would want to look like either of them? Being a legend in your own mind does not make you an influencer. Under no circumstances would any sane person want to dress like Philip And even if one did, it would only be one to two people out of several hundred thousand people whom they claim to be subscribers. That is not very influential.

 

[Frenchie0810]

Even more annoying is "no probs" ....

I find it highly annoying when you thank someone for something and they say " no problem " ..

 

[Mr Magoo]

oh, and the caption! :" Als ik ooit een boek publiceer, komt deze op de achterflap If I ever publish a book, it will be on the back cover "

Here is another one by the same photographer.

Sooo sweeeet! And thankfully NO chest hair!

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The way I see it, his mother was assisting her son‘s aspirations and thought TCD would give him the exposure required to fulfill the impossible dream. I can not imagine his parents approve of the relations developed with an aging histrionic women that can not provide grandchildren and is virtually a dead end road for their son. Unless he writes a tell-all exposing all the nonsense. Listen… I do not care for this twat but I do think he being young and dumb vulnerable made him an easy target that filled a void in the orphan princesses lonely abyss.

 

[Lochness Monster]

No words.

I know parents keep their children's milk teeth, I have the boys' somewhere, but to set them in a necklace... Is it me or is that a tad out there? Maybe Despicable fanny made a blague. And nobody got it!
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Glitter on a turd.

As in, you can't polish a turd but you can sprinkle glitter on it.

You're welcome
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Oh yes I do. I may even consider buying bendy Wendy, the grimreaper, a one way ticket. Anyone want to chip in?

Like having hair in a locket, teeth were often made into rings during the Victorian period especially. But that would be when they had died and it was a way to remember them!!
Fay could take photos of the teeth, it is very odd in this day to make a necklace out of such a thing. Maybe she has a saber tooth anklet?

 

[Lochness Monster]

Înfo on helicopter lessons in the UK and prices.This was a pure vanity gift for Stephanie.

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I think Fanny was in a plane not helicopter. We did not see the copter?
They had to be in London at least one day just to do this. They need to do some ground work before up up and away.
Liar Fanny strikes again.

 

[C'est moi]

speaking of small dogs - what happened to the little one that was Michael's at the Doing it ourselves Chateau?

Pretty sure it was on a vlog recently.

 

[ComtesseRose]

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[C'est moi]

Wh

Where are her boobs???

Down by her knees. She's letting them swing free

 

[Imperious Me]

Snorty is taking the piss!
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He does love those girly pockets though doesn't he? His hands haven't left them... Probably playing with himself all day.

 

[billybudd]

That's pretty much exactly what you would do if you gave a shit. I had a fox move into an outbuilding last spring (2023) to give birth to her kits. My sheep have access to the outbuilding and as a responsible animal owner I was concerned. I called up the local office of flora and fauna to ask their advice. They said that as my girls were mature and there were no lambs the fox posed no problem but should I have further concerns to just give them another call. As it turned out neither party was bothered by the other and the fox eventually moved on. I did wonder if she would come back this spring to repeat the process. I haven't seen her but there was evidence the other morning of a kill, wood pigeon feathers everywhere.

It is highly unlikely, if it was a daytime attack, that it was a fox. They are just not active in daylight hours. My money is on the Prague ratter. I think that Despicable fanny has blown the kill up to be bigger than it actually was, citing the fox as the villain, and has now lost all control of the narrative. The dog probably got a couple and the rest were moved on to Curtsey as a protective/preventative measure. Liarsworld benefiting from some freshly slaughtered chicken, if Curtsey couldn't house them all.

Watch out for Despicable fanny making some outlandish announcement or a 180° turn on something she has been adamant against to try to change and take back control of the narrative.

That's what I was taught, see a fox in daylight, watch out for rabies.
Foxes have evolved since my childhood, though.They live in cities now.

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[Lochness Monster]

Before and after…Snorts did not like the old wallpaper found in the attic and thinks by slapping Daddy’s art up instead Fanny will not notice.
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I don't think I've ever seen a camp collar... You lives and learns. You lives and learns.

Turns out it is a thing.
No doubt Hedda Hopper would know ?
I have no idea where the spread or closed part is going!!!

 

[UvulaDonor]

I so agree with you about random salespeople and cashiers asking about my day. The one question that particularly grates me is, "Any exciting plans today/this weekend?" For heaven's sake, I'm nearly 70 and a caregiver, I don't want excitement. I want to relax. Depending on my mood, I either play along and say, "I'm going on an around the world cruise this afteernoon." Or, "No, I'm having surgery to remove a cancerous tumor." That's what they get for asking such a stupid question.

I remember going into a shop in Maine with my Maine friend and the service was appalling, noone wanted to help us for some reason and as we left, my friend says 'have a nice day!' I said why would you wish them that when they didn't help us at all.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Of course you do darling! In colors or just neutrals?

Mostly neutrals, though I do have a pair in marine blue that I love. (Don’t tell anyone but I even have ascots worn for certain occasions)

 

[Fennelbug]

The rose wine is from a box, hence the 'decanting'. Not sure bringing the box to the dining table fits with their table scapes.

Even in a reused rose bottle on ice is better