The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

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I still think the best 80s look was the more pastel shots of I Wanna Dance With Somebody. I even like the Louis Quatorze 'do. Love you, Whitney.


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I am old enough to remember the randy vicar, his organza sunscreen blazer from Walmart, and Pheeph's fawning interest.
 
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I am old enough to remember the randy vicar, his organza sunscreen blazer from Walmart, and Pheeph's fawning interest.
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I hope Stephanie & Philip take that invisible blazer to South Africa next time they go & have Spero V tailor it up so they can share & take turns wearing it. Or just do it the Lalande way & cinch it up in the back with a hair clip and push up the sleeves. Either way it needs to make its way into their clothing rotation.
 
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I wonder how much they spent there.
I wonder how much they bought.

After reading all your comments here about store assistants, I'm scared you'd all roast me at work.
My famous and most often used phrases:
Behind the cashier desk: "Hi/Hello/Good Morning" ->*annouces the total* -> *optional cordial small talk* -> "Do you want the receipt?" -> "Have a nice day"
In the store: "Sure", "No Problem", "No, you aren't disturbing me, this is what I get paid to do", "Just follow me", "I'll get somebody who knows more than me", "We're sold out, I'm sorry"
 
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Like you all @Hedda Hopper and @MRShavershamsdress and @JackSpratt I cannot be late. So ingrained is it in me. If there is an appointment I study the route, don't do SatNav 'tis the devil's work, work out the best way without delays and where to park. A table for dinner and we'll arrive 15 minutes early and sit in the bar for a drink. It is a standing joke amongst the French that I am always early. If it's something at a friend's house, after 21 years, I can now practice the quart d'heure Narbonnais but I'm usually sitting outside in the car waiting for that quarter hour to pass. The boy, however, is tardy. He is French. And he may well be his maternal grandmother's grandson! So bad was she at timekeeping they used to arrive at weddings as the couple were leaving the church or even already left for the reception! She was just rude. Even if you told her departure time was an hour or more before actual leaving time she would still be an hour late. That's a narcissist for you.
 
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was there a flog last night not seen it have I missed it?
No CD on a Wednesday now, that’s become Patreon Video Day (lucky things). It’s the new improved posting schedule, CD on Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. Or something like that.
 
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No CD on a Wednesday now, that’s become Patreon Video Day (lucky things). It’s the new improved posting schedule, CD on Thursday, Friday, Sunday, Monday and Tuesday. Or something like that.
Did she churn out a patronising missive for the suckers last night?
 
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If you're to meet up at 7pm tell her 6h30 She'll be on time ! That's how I deal with my brother.
I had a great boss once who worked on Vince Lombardi time - if you’re not 15 minutes early you’re late! So on a business trip if you were to meet in the lobby at 8:00 am you better be down there ready & waiting by 7:45am. To this day I always aim to be 15 mins early!
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was there a flog last night not seen it have I missed it?
Patron vlog but not posted yet
 
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I'm the same as you. I arrive early no matter what. Don't enjoy the stress of rushing, or even the thought of being late. Not sure I understand the mindset of those who are habitually late to everything.
 
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On way back after having fun in London with Davey, philip and stephenie...why o why is she going back to france with them ,so they are in the air now at 19.00pm
More fool her ! I do not get that. I can't understand what they see in her. And why they like being in a pile of rock on the verge of collapsing with moulds, dry rot, mice, being in a dirty and cold environment with a slave salary and slave meals. Not my kind of fun.
 
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I was early for my own wedding. Even beat my bridesmaid to the church.
 
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They sell their souls for a few more Insta likes and love bombing comments on Youtube.
 
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This morning's Patreon video:
  • The annual Ardmore exhibition at Patrick Mavros (https://uk.patrickmavros.com/) gets a mention - they went there but this wasn't show in the video;
  • The grifter takes a helicopter flying lesson with Gerry;
  • The liar and fake fiance visit Chelsea in Bloom with Davy;
  • The scammer has dinner and a drink at a place that serves drinks with King Charles' new gin - ofcourse;
  • The shopaholic shops at Nina Campbell - where one wine glass shown is priced at nearly 130 pounds;
  • Pavlina shows her face to go to the Chelsea flower show with the gruesome twosome. Apparantly she is going to fly back with them to Lalaland.

 
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That's not a fox attacking the small dog - it is clearly a dog with a collar on.
 
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Was he trying to present himself like those sugared almonds used as favors at weddings etc. That is the most ridiculous and hideous feckin looking thing I have seen. If hubster decided this was part of his wardrobe I'd be heading back across the pond.
 
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