The Chateau Diaries #288 Stephanie has the life everyone dreams of and everyone else pays for

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I still think Gerry looks a lot like Mummy dearest. Height, nose, smile etc. I know everyone thinks he is a brother by another mother but .....
It was not uncommon for unmarried mothers to give up their babies for adoption, perhaps Gerry arrived before Isabelle and Derek married or before Isabelle finished her nursing qualifications. By the time they moved South they were financially better off and Gerry was useful to mind Fanny.
 
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Thanks @tuffiti you legend. Well that was an abomination you're in SA and you flog discount baked beans.

What is wrong with Fanny's bottom lip it is all wobbly and swollen and uneven. Why doesn't Fanny get her roots done is it because she is too tight to pay so only Annalise and Michael Petherick.

How anyone is sending them money at this point is beyond me, she keeps highlighting old purchases and Zara finds (that should have stayed on the rail) but her two flights to South Africa alone would be around £3,000. or more
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@ShelCM-xn3hp All the work that contractor, (the skinny old guy with the gottee and tinted glasses, named Ian?) was doing 2 years ago... removing the attic floor in Narnia's closet, building Natalia's office/apartment in the carriage house, installing the tiny shower upstairs in the hall and removing the hallway next to her bedroom, was stopped, because the new toilet/shower leaked through to the room below, (Ian also installed the heater right next to the toilet so you would burn your legs sitting there, and he had the bathroom door open out into the hallway, which is never done) and he was immediately fired... she is suing him for damages. So while he is waiting for his day in court, nobody is allowed, (by law) to do any work in the areas where Ian worked. (We all know it takes years to finally get a court settlement in France, so she has to wait and cannot hire anyone to redo his mistakes or finish those areas, until Ian has been proven liable or not.) It also reminds me of the guy that dug the trench, (bald, husky guy with the diggers they always borrowed, named Matt?) in the front field 3 years ago, (to install the pipes into the moat) and finally get water flowing to the garden... as he was also fired and sued, because he was digging the new swimming pool, next to the road in front, and Matt was told by the government to stop immediately, (as he did not have any permits or planning permission to do so.) And that brings me to the huge bread oven that Michael Potts spent a fortune to restore 15 years ago... apparently when the architects were hired 2 years ago, they discovered that it was not built to code and it was a fire hazard, (now nobody is allowed to use it.) So you wonder where all of the money is going? (We all know she keeps a few hundred thousand dollars in the bank to be sure she has money to pay the bills for the next 10 years... for every 100 dollars donated, 50 dollars goes to restoration costs and 50 dollars sits in the bank for her to spend, if and when needed in the future.)
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?? I almost choked on my glass of wine when you stated 'she is a visionary, a trail blazer'... ooooh it must be wonderful to live in your precious bubble of rainbows, unicorns and lollypops. You have totally lost the plot if you admire a British woman posing as a French princess, after moving to France and spending her last dime to buy the cheapest 'chateau' she could find, (with the money she got from the sale of the house she kept from her divorce.) It's a forgettable, mismatched mess of sad, crumbling outbuildings left over from a chateau destroyed in the revolution... stuffed with a God awful mix of cheap, broken and torn thrift store finds, (more suited to that ghastly 'Hoarders' TV series.) She was actually telling people it was a 'historic' property... even though she knew it was NOT LISTED by the French Government, (she was later ordered to remove such claims in all her videos, or she would be sued.) With no job or any savings left over to do urgent repairs, (hire an architect, a carpenter, a decorator or a gardener) she forced her retired parents, (they worked tirelessly as nurses at a private asylum in the UK, where they lived in the attic) to move in with her and spend their retirement savings on the repairs needed for the next 15 years, (while living there without any heating.) Instead of getting a job to help pay her bills, she actually asked two ex-boyfriends for money to pay her bills and they became co-owners. For years, she invited total strangers/volunteers to stay for months and work for her, (cooking, cleaning, cutting the grass, etc. etc., in exchange for free food and shelter... even slaves got free food and shelter.) Then she has the nerve, during a deadly global pandemic, (where millions of people have suddenly lost their income) to beg complete strangers on the internet for charity, to help pay her bills... so she can swish around all day in a chateau, watching everyone else work all day, every day. She now gets over 40 thousand dollars every month from complete strangers on YouTube to restore the chateau, update the interior decor and landscaping... that's over half a million dollars every year folks, (she also gets a 75% tax deduction from the French government every year, for restoration costs... which is a big government tax refund she can spend on herself!) She is screaming to the world on YouTube how poor she is... while constantly buying the most expensive wall paper on the planet, at 1 thousand dollars PER ROLL. And flaunting her massive closet stuffed with designer clothes, handbags, tiaras and designer shoes. There is even a new room being built, to be stuffed with her endless collection of expensive dinnerware, crystal, silverware and GOLD cutlery. She even managed to find extra money to pay a volunteer to stay on as a full-time employee, that 'sets her dinner table' every day, (let's not forget to mention that she was publicly humiliated, when the BBC exposed him as her well paid, MUCH YOUNGER, secret boyfriend... better known as the tripod.) She also loves to tell everyone she is an Opera singer, even though nobody, anywhere, has ever paid her to sing in an opera, (just because her parents paid for her to have voice lessons, does not make her an opera singer!) This self entitled, shameless freeloader is what you decided is someone that should be celebrated and worthy of your time and attention?? Seriously, what were you thinking... the question is, what qualifies a woman that has never had a job, has spent her entire life using everyone around her, has a horrific sense of style, lives like a hoarder, and she never thought of setting up the YouTube vlog, (as she has commented before that she hates videos and she refuses to answer a phone!) It was that guy Michael, that lived with her and always did her hair and make-up for FREE, as he set up the vlog for her as a surprise, (she never mentions that to anyone... instead, she is always taking credit for starting the vlog herself!) This woman makes my skin crawl... her only claim to fame is how she has been using people all her life and how she has been begging complete strangers on the internet for charity, to pay her bills. All so she can live like a pampered princess in a castle... especially when you consider there are soooo many desperate people and institutions that are more deserving of charity and in need of money to help pay the bills... like all of the sick children's hospitals and animal shelters that are struggling to SAVE LIVES. And yet this self absorbed wannabe princess thinks she is a top priority and complete strangers should send her their hard earned dollars every month, so she can show off her lavish lifestyle and post videos of how she spends their money, (while constantly filming herself traveling the world in style, instead of her actually focusing her time and energy on 'restoring' a chateau.) Seriously though, who paid you to post this ridiculous promotional video?
 
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What a load of rubbish. They know so much and yet so little. Obviously the sentiment is right but shame it is riddled with errors!
 
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Frightful shot of La Jarvis.

“sourcing fresh ingredients” is, I imagine, SJ making a production out of waddling to the kitchen garden and pretending she knows what abundance is planted there. The “dinner party” is in honour of Simon-Chateau-Love’s Big Birthday.
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Nothing to flog Stephanie Jarvis and Philip Janssen???
Bringing the OG together for a board meeting???

I'm surprised, Marie Caroline Laurent and Nic Larkin, along with Antoine, did not cruise to SA.
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Nic Larkin sold his bussiness, September 2021. What has he been doing since then, gaming, babysitting, house husband???
Does he reap any benefit, (monetarily), from Stephanie Jarivs' grift???
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👇 Stephanie Jarvis stated, "they would be gone for three weeks." One week down already.
One week to prepare a flog and that is the best that she could do for her Patron's???
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Don't get me started on Potts.
Stephanie Jarvis, how is Michael Potts' property, in SA, coming along???
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@tuffiti merci merci for the upload

Fanny just bleeping give up with the winged eyeliner as you can't master it for tit.

'look at that view (you peasants, how lucky lucky am I)' what she really meant. Why buy loads of mini tuns of tuna, buy a big one FFS

Did Snorts miss a nappy change fill his pants as he had a trouser change half way through the cushion plumping playtime?

No we don't want to see Daddy's paintings AGAIN!

The Zara outfit, sorry nah. Nice to see they've got the child safely secured in his set ready for the off to the restaurant.

Everytime I see pots i'd just like to do this to him.

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How in the world can these high tier paying patron be content with this utter utter shite?!

Who gives a toss about baghead.

Life is good is it Fanny............witch!
 
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Tuffiti Do Patreon comment on these vlogs ? any chance of showing some ? Some must be angry at the tit produced and remove their subscriptions ?
 
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Thank you Tuffiti. That was utterly appalling.
Snorts the style icon seems to have constipation.
How absolutely ridiculous - Snorty re-arranging IJ's house. It looked like she had tried to think of something a little boy could do to keep him occupied, and his pride in doing it and the need for praise from Fanny made him look even more childish. Percy looks better but talking still seems to be a real strain for him. Fanny looked horrendous in that ghastly red outfit. The "gourmet" pair filling the supermarket trolley with tins of tuna and mayonnaise plus baked beans just highlights their lack of any real taste. Snorty is still unaware that mayonnaise is made from eggs and so he proves he is not allergic to them. He is totally aware that everything he does or says makes him look like a really stupid, pathetic, and annoying child.
 
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This is interesting. Stephanie Jarvis claims she has 4,708 patrons.
Her stats show, that her all time high was 12/19/22, 4,145 patrons.
Below her stats show, as of 2/10/24, 3,788 patrons.

Stephanie Jarvis
Creating videos and restoring a 16th century French chateau!
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Thee question of the day is- if Fanny and Snorts are away on holiday, as well as Amaury and Herr Nutti, WHO is running the Shitoo and taking care of the animals- Ratso, the chickens, sheep, Ruby, and the peacocks?!? FRK?!? Dear lord.
Yes, the accident prone, immature, and inefficient vlogger, though now highly qualified, expert chef and floral arranger, Marie Wiik.
 
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Today's Patreon video (on time, what an achievement!):
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I see the random Welsh subtitles have reappeared. Is it some kind of subliminal messaging from Despicable fanny? She drives me bleeping insane with her constant blab. No attention to detail in the production of her flogs. No content. Just shite. She just doesn't give a flying duck about her patreons. The very people who afford her her lavish lifestyle.
 
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It was not uncommon for unmarried mothers to give up their babies for adoption, perhaps Gerry arrived before Isabelle and Derek married or before Isabelle finished her nursing qualifications. By the time they moved South they were financially better off and Gerry was useful to mind Fanny.
Sorry to disagree but I think Gerry is much more like Derek, especially when you see photos of the younger Derek.
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How absolutely ridiculous - Snorty re-arranging IJ's house. It looked like she had tried to think of something a little boy could do to keep him occupied, and his pride in doing it and the need for praise from Fanny made him look even more childish. Percy looks better but talking still seems to be a real strain for him. Fanny looked horrendous in that ghastly red outfit. The "gourmet" pair filling the supermarket trolley with tins of tuna and mayonnaise plus baked beans just highlights their lack of any real taste. Snorty is still unaware that mayonnaise is made from eggs and so he proves he is not allergic to them. He is totally aware that everything he does or says makes him look like a really stupid, pathetic, and annoying child.
That should have been "he is totally UNAWARE..." of course!
 
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Frightful shot of La Jarvis.

“sourcing fresh ingredients” is, I imagine, SJ making a production out of waddling to the kitchen garden and pretending she knows what abundance is planted there. The “dinner party” is in honour of Simon-Chateau-Love’s Big Birthday.
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I looked at the episode descriptions on my TV guide.This week's featured couples include Tim & Sasha; Alison & Zion; Sarah & George; Donna & Paul; Belinda & Lee, but no mention of Philip, just Stephanie. 🤣 Why is that, Channel 4?
 
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Frightful shot of La Jarvis.

“sourcing fresh ingredients” is, I imagine, SJ making a production out of waddling to the kitchen garden and pretending she knows what abundance is planted there. The “dinner party” is in honour of Simon-Chateau-Love’s Big Birthday.
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is this Feb 16 this week or is this an osld stuff? If it's new they filmed it in the summer.

and what on earth is Itsme smoking??
 
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This is interesting. Stephanie Jarvis claims she has 4,708 patrons.
Her stats show, that her all time high was 12/19/22, 4,145 patrons.
Below her stats show, as of 2/10/24, 3,788 patrons.

Stephanie Jarvis
Creating videos and restoring a 16th century French chateau!
4,708 members
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Stephanie Jarvis
Last 30 days
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Maybe she has nearly 1000 of the new non-paying Patreon members? I don't really understand how that works, but I guess they will be on her mailing list next time she announces another 'Adopt a star' scheme and needs people to cough up for the next bout of compulsive shopping or travel.
 
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