The Chateau Diaries #285 Fannys's next scam Buy me a soul and some friends

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Does anyone else see kangaroo legs with those arms of hers.?
Hmm
I was having an interesting conversation the other day with himself about human growth hormone. It put me in mind of Despicable fanny's hands, feet and skull formation. Is it possible...
 
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Schwul, Homosexuel, Homoseksueel, Gay.....applies in any language.
Snorty, I don't care, but let's just be honest son!
Remember, it doesn't matter whether you're straight or gay because you're still a lazy, grifting, know-nothing, talentless jerk regardless of your sexual orientation.
 

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Now, now .... don't pick on dear old Barb ! :love:
Loved her Pekingese and would Never treat her dogs like Fanny and Snort --- poor old Ratso thank goodness they did not take him !

Talking of "fashion sense" ...... Ton Ton in those jackets! He looked like he was joining the Chinese Army ! :ROFLMAO:
Oh God...now I'm going to have to watch, just to see what Chantal and Ton-Ton are wearing!
 
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Well that's good. I went to school with a girl who during an intimate session with her ex-boyfriend stuck her Nokia 3510i up her hoo hah and had him call the phone.
It was one of his kinky fantasies... She later had a boyfriend who was into butt plugs... Where she found these men and how she attracted them I will never know.
Luckily, I'm no longer in contact with her, not because she was odd, but because she had a very rigid binary thinking regarding gender...


You're right. He's a cold blooded snake.
How ironic . . . she sticks a mobile up her vagina and later has a butt plug boyfriend, and yet she is unaccepting of lgbtqia+. o_O
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He has to wear these tight clothes to keep his rectal prolapse in check. Without them his ass looks like a chimp in heat. The Chelsea Flower Show should be so lucky to have such a rosebud.
Oh that's dreadful . . . . but it made me laugh.
 
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Schwul, Homosexuel, Homoseksueel, Gay.....applies in any language.
Snorty, I don't care, but let's just be honest son!
Remember, it doesn't matter whether you're straight or gay because you're still a lazy, grifting, know-nothing, talentless jerk regardless of your sexual orientation.
I bet it's cozy alright (reading the subtitle in your picture and how they said it was cozy eating in).......I am 100% sure this hotel - ALL hotels, actually - have more heating than Lalande ever will.
 
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Well that's good. I went to school with a girl who during an intimate session with her ex-boyfriend stuck her Nokia 3510i up her hoo hah and had him call the phone.
It was one of his kinky fantasies... She later had a boyfriend who was into butt plugs... Where she found these men and how she attracted them I will never know.
Luckily, I'm no longer in contact with her, not because she was odd, but because she had a very rigid binary thinking regarding gender...


You're right. He's a cold blooded snake.
i have some questions, but i won't ... anyway, i have to wash my hair.
 
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I wonder if the brooch wearing Gay Twank and Uncle Stevie went out one evening to the nearby Kaiserbründl for kabobs? It has 2 saunas, a cruising steam bath, playroom, cabins with non-stop porn playing on TVs and a glorious relaxation area. In addition, there are slings, f*ck benches, a darkroom and a prison with cages and glory-holes. Sounds like their kind of place!

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And you know all this?
 
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These people are growing (back) on me :LOL: ... I would say they are at their best when they're actually doing renos and featuring Benoit. It was also a valiant attempt at saving the little owl. Well done! I would have simply had a heart attack! 💀

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„Philip, have you seen Jeremy’s mother? He says she is missing since last night.
Anyway, I found a knife of yours in the ofen and it was set on 300*. That’s scorching hot that it burns everything away.

Oh, this wallpaper looks sooo lovely. Did you spent the whole last night putting it up? Thankfully it covers that large hole in the wall, Lord knows what you could hide behind.“

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And you know all this?
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I have walked by it but have never been in it. All the info was online. It is considered the most beautiful bathhouse in the world. I was tempted to go in just to look but circumstances did not permit. I do love Vienna - one of the most beautiful cities on the planet.
 
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