There is so much that needs doing in the house before their pathetic excuse for a season starts who gives a shite about bloody lights in the chapel. You have ceilings down and the inside is like a building site
There is so much that needs doing in the house before their pathetic excuse for a season starts who gives a shite about bloody lights in the chapel. You have ceilings down and the inside is like a building siteI am depressed that they are sans slaves. They are too. What a grim root vegetable meal with pre packaged roast beef microwaved to perfection. They will leave their dishes for Dave to do in the next couple of days. Those green coupe glasses awkwardly to the brim with dessert wine. No One wants to spend time with them. Did you notice Nati’s jacket on the sofa in her cluttered ‘office’? Ready to jet when the clock strikes five? Girl can’t get out of there fast enough. Snorts really has ruined everything.
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Alone. In the dead of winter. This.
What if the relevant photos were printed out and sent with a letter (in French if possible) to the appropriate diocese? Hmmm?!?I would love the patrons to see, not only the Moonie wedding photo, and the S & M photo, but also the shot of the dinner party in the chapel and the vlog when it was mentioned that Potty had left a party game clue in a chalice on the altar. If they are so concerned about the renovation of a consecrated chapel, that knowledge would send them over the edge and maybe lead to the end of the Jarvis grifting schemes. Sadly, I can't remember when the Potty vlog was.
Eric Cantona would apply to Killip his famous remark about a seagull that follows the trawler, waiting for fish.I would love to hear what Eric Cantona and his colleagues say once Stefanny and Phiphi leave the chapel after one of their little visits. Oh, to be a fly on that wall
Also, very interesting to learn that the chapel still has consecrated status. The raunchy photoshoot has a new perspective.
MinerveI am basically a Cathar at heart, "Huguenot" since 1321. She is basically Pope Innocent III at heart.
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Imagine the cooking grease and fat in that Christmas guirlandeHe comes in from working and then cooks her eggs and she has just got up.
This time of year we get loads of the white egrets in the fields, she's been living in rural France for long enough to know she really is thick as shit.klaasvanmanen8214
3 hours ago (edited)
Your 'white crane' was certainly not that. It was most probably a 'Great egret' ( Ardea alba ), although from the footage it was not quite clear what size it had and if its feet were yellow or black, so it may even have been the more common 'Little egret' ( Egretta garzetta ), which is a bit smaller than the great one, and has yellow feet (but one needs to use binoculars in order to see that).
@toddmurphy523
1 hour ago
Bring those chapel workers some hot tea and scones....!!
No planning. Never a professional person in charge of menus. ( except Cyril? Maybe? And he took off immediately after scraping falling down stairs. Not in his job description… ‘check please’) Hopefully Marie will learn how to budget and plan meals professionally. Fingers crossed. She is the only one who is taking action and attempting to move forward.
Ok, wtf is going on with Philip’s baby hair-ish / very specifically placed individual curls / double temple come overs? He’s actually making his Frankenstein forehead worse. Did anyone else notice?
I would love the patrons to see, not only the Moonie wedding photo, and the S & M photo, but also the shot of the dinner party in the chapel and the vlog when it was mentioned that Potty had left a party game clue in a chalice on the altar. If they are so concerned about the renovation of a consecrated chapel, that knowledge would send them over the edge and maybe lead to the end of the Jarvis grifting schemes. Sadly, I can't remember when the Potty vlog was.
I do think it will resemble a place suitable for Liberace. She was only ever interested in it for its decorative purposes. The religious fans got upset about Selmar using it for Yoga, how much angrier they would be if they realised how Fanny had abused the chapel.
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When not out on the pitch Eric's sideline is as a Chapel restorer, uncanny.
KiKi, I think by now tattlers know just how much I respect your abilities. It’s been many years since I’ve known anyone with the abilities of an outstanding research librarian. Now, can anyone tell me if LaLande is part of the Diocèse de Bourges? If so, looky looky!View attachment 2693557
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The Chateau Diaries #21 Peep shows, Creep shows, Tour drama overflows
In celebration of my thread suggestion being chosen. I have ripped down my shower curtain, wrapped around me toga style. Now I am parading around my living room holding a candle stick. No seriously thanks. Superb!tattle.life
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You are totally right, he would look slightly better if he shaved the entire thing, head and face.Ok, wtf is going on with Philip’s baby hair-ish / very specifically placed individual curls / double temple come overs? He’s actually making his Frankenstein forehead worse. Did anyone else notice?
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Philip kind of reminds me of Murr from Impractical Jokers, looks wise only. Just shave it off!
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One season Murr had to wear a wig made from his friend’s hair. I think Philip might be doing something like that right now. There’s a reason we call him Pubes, am I right?
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I only inhabit the shallows of cyber sleuthing but here you go:KiKi, I think by now tattlers know just how much I respect your abilities. It’s been many years since I’ve known anyone with the abilities of an outstanding research librarian. Now, can anyone tell me if LaLande is part of the Diocèse de Bourges? If so, looky looky!
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I remember the vlog where she visited his home in Vermont and I was impressed with his place… IMO a very nice well decorated place really. The man has a life and a nice home in a very cool place and can not compare to DelPHIne, the douche useless leech.Mason 'almost' comes off as 'normal' compared to Philip.
Snorts no longer looks like a 27 year old, he looks more like a 40 year old man right now.
It is not only the unkept beard and the hippie hair, I blame Fanny, she ruins everything she touches.
She met a 24 year old weird Dutch creature and in 3 years he became a creepy 40 year old Frankenstein.
He looks ill. Pallid complexion, although not fat he has no muscle tone and he is not blessed facially, with those wet liver lips and deep sunken eyes paired with a pigs snout and a weak chin. However, a good hair cut and some decent clothes would work wonders. He doesn't suit autumnal colours he looks better in blue. He looks like all his clothes belong to someone two or three sizes smaller, poor bloke is an utter mess both in appearance and his life-what is his future going to hold? He has no qualifications, no work experience and no private wealth he is truly fuicked-not by Fanny obviously but just generally.You are totally right, he would look slightly better if he shaved the entire thing, head and face.
He is ugly (IMO) but not ugly enough that he wouldn’t improve by getting a radical hair cut. He still has some nice eyes.
Snorts no longer looks like a 27 year old, he looks more like a 40 year old man right now.
It is not only the unkept beard and the hippie hair, I blame Fanny, she ruins everything she touches.
She met a 24 year old weird Dutch creature and in 3 years he became a creepy 40 year old Frankenstein.
Stephanie’s darling “ boyfriend.” Again, this is what turns her on?
“Hangovers are starting to be a bitch”, he thought to himself, as he waited for the spinning to stop after bending over. “Ooh, oh God”, he muttered as a rancid surge of vomit came up in his throat. Fighting back the need to vomit, Phillip quietly swallowed the putrid acid and shuddered. “I need a drink, I don’t care if it’s 2:00”.
Do we believe that? Or is someone confusing Pavlina with Marie?mooliparsnip9264
20 minutes ago
Yesterday afternoon something lovely happened! Quite by chance, here in an East Devon supermarket, I recognised a very familiar face, and when it dawned on me, I realised it was Pavlina!!! How lovely to have met her randomly here in Devon, UK! She is just as adorable as she is when she appears in the Chateau Diaries videos!
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