WTF.. Caroline Gooder even knows the exact drawer location of Nattie's files and that Antoine's mother wants a pool built?? Who he she?
The Chateau Diaries #278 Fanny sleeps in her make-up, eats like a trash panda, and drinks like a fish
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Thank you for clarifying. I really didn't understand the previous post.
Snorty could use some fungjoocide!A new Stephanie word . . . fungjoocide.
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She is screamingly desperate for content . . . Marie . . . unpacking the shopping . . .
And she says she must not go up the chapel scaffold accompanied for safety reasons . . . since when . . . oh yes . . . that would be when the heating contractors fell.
I agree with you.
Thank you for working this all out.
Another example she has used- buy a plot of land in someone else's name, wait for an increase in value, sell, the money becomes clean. Pay the fool who has allowed his name to be entwined with her scheme a fee.
The money is not a legitimate source and is dirty, as it was gained through dishonesty, by not upholding the understanding of her association. Funds were gifted for renovation of her house, not for re-investing for gain.
This scenario has nothing to do with consenting adults giving money, it is all to do with the objective and understanding where the gifted money was to be spent.
Stephanie Jarvis is a shonk.
Stephanie doesn’t even swim. The pool is for Potts. He has been wanting a pool at the Dump forever. I guess that is why he is so fond of swimming in the manky moat.
By the time they install a pool, the not so grand salon and the floors above it would have collapsed.
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I meant unaccompanied, but I'm sure you all knew what I meant.A new Stephanie word . . . fungjoocide.
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She is screamingly desperate for content . . . Marie . . . unpacking the shopping . . .
And she says she must not go up the chapel scaffold accompanied for safety reasons . . . since when . . . oh yes . . . that would be when the heating contractors fell.
Sounds like the land deal where Potts purchased land near the sanctuary in South Africa. I’ve always thought Fanny gave him the money to purchase the property.
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A ”live” video for cd would consist of a 10 hour video stream of naked Fanny sleeping, getting up at 2 in the afternoon, shopping, watching Netflix, and eating lunch and dinner in bed while Ratso shits and pees on her sheets.
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Any pool built at the Dump would quickly look like the green murky moat. Pools are hard work to maintain and Fanny, phi phi, and Potts are allergic to hard work.
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Looks like another day drinking impulse auction buy with Patreon funds.
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At Casa de T Rex, we had our pool resurfaced about a month and a half ago in Matrix Wet Edge (which is similar to Pebble Tech.) It looks phenomenal, and we had a 30 day maintenance plan with the pool company, where they came out every other day to brush the pool and adjust the chemicals. On day 30, they converted it back to saltwater (literally dumping salt into the pool and reconnecting the salt cell) and said, "Bye."
Fun fact about new pools- (which explains why Edd and Anna had so many issues with theirs) they are CONSTANT maintenance. We purchased this really cool expensive gadget that floats in the pool and sends an alert to Mr. T Rex's phone when the pH, chlorine or anything are off (it's wonderful, because you have real time monitoring of temperatures and chemical compositions of the water.) The struggle is real- Mr. T Rex constantly has to add muriatic acid or some other chemical (establishing a new pool is fun- not), and cleans the filter a few times a week.
I don't think Fanny realizes the work that goes into maintaining a pool. Unless she hires out for a pool company to come out weekly (another Patreon beg), it'll resemble the moat sooner than naught. It's more than putting a hole in the earth and BOOM- a sparkling pool. She can't even get the structural work done on the part of the Chateau that is sinking, nor the terrace steps. SMH- to have a pool installed properly (because the ground freezes there in Winter), it is going to cost a ton of money.
Unless Baghead Nic is the one footing the bill for it, I highly doubt the Gansta Grannies and her Patreons are going to be pleased when Fanny installs a pool with the Shitoo still in peril and the terrace being unsorted. It could be the nail in the coffin for her. Which raises the question- is THIS what Fanny considers to be the NEW lake?
Speaking of the lake, and all the funds she raised for it to be restored (she was the idiot who drained it in the first place)- she has certainly become mum on that subject.
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I'm thinking of hiding things in the walls or attic of my house or in the backyard so one day someone can find them. Like say the 5,000 hideous costume jewelry rings my aunt bought from QVC.
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redts12
2 hours ago
The walled garden is looking great. Kudos to Kirsty!
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
I miss Pavlina. I hope she will be back for New Year's.
cwatson3495
2 hours ago
Terry and Ash had to use an acid wash on the outside of their Chateau to remove all the black.
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
Lalande has rendering on it. They plan to remove the rendering and replace it in sections. Like a two year project.
FANNY SETTING UP THE NEXT EBEGGING STORYLINE
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
Loved to see all the cleaning on the chapel. Getting close-up to the angels, St Joseph, and seeing what needs to be done next.
@bigchick100
2 hours ago
Where is the lalande nativity
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
They have several to put out
redts12
2 hours ago
The walled garden is looking great. Kudos to Kirsty!
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
I miss Pavlina. I hope she will be back for New Year's.
cwatson3495
2 hours ago
Terry and Ash had to use an acid wash on the outside of their Chateau to remove all the black.
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
Lalande has rendering on it. They plan to remove the rendering and replace it in sections. Like a two year project.
FANNY SETTING UP THE NEXT EBEGGING STORYLINE
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
Loved to see all the cleaning on the chapel. Getting close-up to the angels, St Joseph, and seeing what needs to be done next.
@bigchick100
2 hours ago
Where is the lalande nativity
@carolinegooder7091
2 hours ago
They have several to put out
Seriously are they 6 years old? Putting a paper house together. Fanny tells.Ratso no to go on the table, then he does and she doesn't notice Snorts tells him to get off. I have an idea don't put him on your lap so.he can walk onto the table? No sweater on the puppy once again. Fanny has no idea what to do in a garden, has three roosters and wonders why the chicks are different colors, only blames Catwoman????? She is diddling Marie. I guarantee... Just watch the interactions.... Ugh why do I watch this train wreck?
@oliverpavic275
5 hours ago
That’s a Balsam Hill artificial xms tree but yours has been put together wrongly. Just look at the middle section being thinner than the top section
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@antonylupton735
9 hours ago
I keep meaning to mention that I recently saw a reproduction plate of a 19th century pattern Spode at the local Goodwill store. You did that to me. I recognized it, I looked at the label, and I know what it is. Are you happy now?
KatArnold
6 hours ago
of course Philips' Dog would be obsessed with the tassels hahaha
greteklingenberg8846
6 hours ago
ST. LUCIA IS REALLY NOT A nORWEGIAN CUSTOM and you missed the head crown. i am Norwegian and I am following Marie and what she is teaching you all.
@aceofwands
1 day ago
I read the comments,and have never seen one mention the chairs ? Only Phillip kept saying he did not like them.
rochellecampssalas1682
2 days ago
I just love when Phillip tells you how much he loves you… its so sincere… you can see it in his eyes. You both make the cutest couple and Lancelot
5 hours ago
That’s a Balsam Hill artificial xms tree but yours has been put together wrongly. Just look at the middle section being thinner than the top section
@antonylupton735
9 hours ago
I keep meaning to mention that I recently saw a reproduction plate of a 19th century pattern Spode at the local Goodwill store. You did that to me. I recognized it, I looked at the label, and I know what it is. Are you happy now?
KatArnold
6 hours ago
of course Philips' Dog would be obsessed with the tassels hahaha
greteklingenberg8846
6 hours ago
ST. LUCIA IS REALLY NOT A nORWEGIAN CUSTOM and you missed the head crown. i am Norwegian and I am following Marie and what she is teaching you all.
@aceofwands
1 day ago
I read the comments,and have never seen one mention the chairs ? Only Phillip kept saying he did not like them.
rochellecampssalas1682
2 days ago
I just love when Phillip tells you how much he loves you… its so sincere… you can see it in his eyes. You both make the cutest couple and Lancelot
Also another you tuber and her friends stayed a few nights at Lalande recently. Neither one posted any videos of their visit. Strange. Escape to Everdeen said they were going there and never mentioned it again. Surprised either side missed a vlog opportunity
Ass kisser Jason Dubey is aiding the adopt a star grifting scam.jasondubey8251
2 days ago (edited)
Hi Stephanie, I adopted three stars in vaults of the Chapel of St. Joseph, one in the constellation of Mary, one in the constellation of Jesus Christ, and one in the constellation of Joseph, each with special dedications based on each member the Holy Family. Today is the Day of our Lady of Guadalupe, and she is all about the constellation and the stars among other things, and so it was very fitting that the stars were dedicated on this day, December 12th, 2023! The dedications are for the world and for humanity. Thanks for doing this very cool, and very special project, and I am proud to be a part of the Chapel of St. Joseph restoration at Chateau de Lalande. Cheers!
Also, the yurt tour video more than doubled the views cd videos normally receive ( even with Fanny purchasing lots of views and comments). It has received 235,000 views so far, most receive roughly 100,000 or so views. And the witch refused Dan’s son a grifted yellow tulip!
joanmacdowell4457
6 days ago
If you love Jane Austin, I know you would enjoy a new Romcon book, “EMMA OF 83rd STREET” …a modern adaptation of Jane Austin’s Emma…. Written by Emily Harding & Audrey Bellezza, set in NYC Upper East Side! ….So proud to say Emily is my daughter & a very talented author
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Schuyler501
7 days ago
Stephanie, The planting job is not finished until all those new plants are watered in...each one of them. If you plan to bring water to that area for the fountain...add a spigot in the area to water the new plantings for at least the first year until established. Why spend all that time and $$ when another drought could wipe out your efforts. Climate change is here to stay.
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@TheCrowsNest1950
7 days ago
Hi All, I see you still haven't gotten booties for Lancelot, now he'll probably need insulated winter booties for his tiny feet. Mark & Scott
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Gooder is the Twank.
annieterminetschuppon7232
10 days ago
So, you've paid a fortune in wood burners + kind of super industrial hitting system and this winter, you are still using oil hitting system
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Latest review of The Estate by Ruth Kelly on the Goodreads site by
Jannelies (slowly getting there)
1,068 reviews
December 10, 2023
“Well, how to start? By explaining the three stars I gave the book I think. Three stars because the author did a terrific job in describing a couple of very, very stupid and shallow people. And a group of very, very bad and ruthless people. The similarities here are the fact that the couple is almost worshipped in public for their stupidity and the group of bad people is equally worshipped but not in public. On the contrary.
What have we here: Adele, a young woman with an IQ smaller than her shoe size - and her lying and cheating friend Jack. They're together for eight years already and they fit perfectly because they both feel that they 'deserve' all kinds of things without ever having to lift a finger. I applaud the author for making up a character like Adele - although I believe there are many 'Adeles' in this world nowadays. I try and avoid the whole fake world where the Adeles of this world live in and I'm happy to say I usually succeed - I stick to reading book revies ;-).
Anyway, Adele has a sister, Erin, and when their mum is very ill and Adele doesn't respond to Erin's messages, she flies to France to try and talk sense in Adele (for as much as this is possible). We all know what happens then: Adele and Jack are nowhere to be found.
It turns out Adele stumbled over a big secret - there's a group of very bad people who organizes 'parties' that are not exactly a party for everyone involved. I say 'stumbled' because it's not she's actively looking for the cause of the strange things that happen around her 'dream castle'. And now Erin has to find her sister, and soon!
Phew! Three stars for the characters, especially Adele and Erin who are equally stupid but both in their own way. Erin I liked a little better but not much. I have no feelings at all about Jack because he's hardly in the story except where Adele gushes over his good looks and how great he is - and then turning and looking into his telephone because she doesn't trust him. Talking about trust! Secretly looking in your partners' telephone is an absolute 'no' in my world.
Enough said. I think there will be enough readers to like this book as much as I disliked the characters and the second half of the story. The first half is more or less ok.
Thanks to Netgalley and PanMacmillan for this review copy.”
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So, you've paid a fortune in wood burners + kind of super industrial hitting system and this winter, you are still using oil hitting system
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I think Fanny, Miss Chatelaine, and at times perhaps Ñutty have shared the Caroline Gooder account.
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Latest review of The Estate by Ruth Kelly on the Goodreads site by
Jannelies (slowly getting there)
1,068 reviews
December 10, 2023
“Well, how to start? By explaining the three stars I gave the book I think. Three stars because the author did a terrific job in describing a couple of very, very stupid and shallow people. And a group of very, very bad and ruthless people. The similarities here are the fact that the couple is almost worshipped in public for their stupidity and the group of bad people is equally worshipped but not in public. On the contrary.
What have we here: Adele, a young woman with an IQ smaller than her shoe size - and her lying and cheating friend Jack. They're together for eight years already and they fit perfectly because they both feel that they 'deserve' all kinds of things without ever having to lift a finger. I applaud the author for making up a character like Adele - although I believe there are many 'Adeles' in this world nowadays. I try and avoid the whole fake world where the Adeles of this world live in and I'm happy to say I usually succeed - I stick to reading book revies ;-).
Anyway, Adele has a sister, Erin, and when their mum is very ill and Adele doesn't respond to Erin's messages, she flies to France to try and talk sense in Adele (for as much as this is possible). We all know what happens then: Adele and Jack are nowhere to be found.
It turns out Adele stumbled over a big secret - there's a group of very bad people who organizes 'parties' that are not exactly a party for everyone involved. I say 'stumbled' because it's not she's actively looking for the cause of the strange things that happen around her 'dream castle'. And now Erin has to find her sister, and soon!
Phew! Three stars for the characters, especially Adele and Erin who are equally stupid but both in their own way. Erin I liked a little better but not much. I have no feelings at all about Jack because he's hardly in the story except where Adele gushes over his good looks and how great he is - and then turning and looking into his telephone because she doesn't trust him. Talking about trust! Secretly looking in your partners' telephone is an absolute 'no' in my world.
Enough said. I think there will be enough readers to like this book as much as I disliked the characters and the second half of the story. The first half is more or less ok.
Thanks to Netgalley and PanMacmillan for this review copy.”
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Ironically, Potts is one of F4F's best mates- yet, Fanny failed to say anything to promote RW's new book. Angry much, Fanny?!? And yet, Potts is apparently STILL with Ruthy Writer, despite all of your meddling ways....
This is Ruthywriter’s thanks to Potts in the acknowledgement section of The Estate:
“Thank you Michael for being my sounding board, Always ready to help me break through.my writer’s block, to work through plots and characters, and give me a boost and encouragement when I need it the most. And thank you for all those trips to France, helping feed my imagination.”
( emphasis added).
Looks like Potts plays both sides of the fence: help Ruthywriter throw Fanny and the Dump under the bus in The Estate with the thinly veiled depiction of shallow, greedy influencer A, etc. to help her make money ( who knows, he may get some free vacations from Ruthy in exchange for his “ help.”)
Then Potts runs straight from likely videoing Ruthy trumpantly visiting and dancing around her book in various London bookstores to the Dump, where he eats rare white truffles, does many takes of his cd video appearance to get it “ just right” and follow his script properly ( joyfully hugging Marie and honing his kitchen table gestures similar to Uncle), takes a few photos of the chapel, and creates the greedy, distasteful adopt a star grift scam campaign to post to the LieLande website. I bet Potts personally gets a cut out of the money off each star “ sold.” F1 photography doesn’t pay for all of his bills and vacations. It was probably Potts’ idea to do buy a star scam. Greedy, superficial, shallow, stupid, lazy, grifting Potts and Fanny are all about the easy, quick $$$$$.
A’s boyfriend in the book is an untrustworthy, cheating, lying, corrupt, lazy sleazeball.
Meanwhile, the 40% co owner of the Dump is wearing a bag on his head and is likely in a corner playing 90’s Nintendo games.
FYI: In the book, A plans and stages all her videos, creating scripted scenes and dialogue to advance a storyline, manipulate viewers, etc. ( secret project, we discovered……, oh no, what shall we do?……) Just like Fanny staged her yearly awkward Mummy and son creepy kiss outside the kitchen.
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When was the last time Ruthie was spotted at the Dump? Was she at the Dump for Easter?
“Thank you Michael for being my sounding board, Always ready to help me break through.my writer’s block, to work through plots and characters, and give me a boost and encouragement when I need it the most. And thank you for all those trips to France, helping feed my imagination.”
( emphasis added).
Looks like Potts plays both sides of the fence: help Ruthywriter throw Fanny and the Dump under the bus in The Estate with the thinly veiled depiction of shallow, greedy influencer A, etc. to help her make money ( who knows, he may get some free vacations from Ruthy in exchange for his “ help.”)
Then Potts runs straight from likely videoing Ruthy trumpantly visiting and dancing around her book in various London bookstores to the Dump, where he eats rare white truffles, does many takes of his cd video appearance to get it “ just right” and follow his script properly ( joyfully hugging Marie and honing his kitchen table gestures similar to Uncle), takes a few photos of the chapel, and creates the greedy, distasteful adopt a star grift scam campaign to post to the LieLande website. I bet Potts personally gets a cut out of the money off each star “ sold.” F1 photography doesn’t pay for all of his bills and vacations. It was probably Potts’ idea to do buy a star scam. Greedy, superficial, shallow, stupid, lazy, grifting Potts and Fanny are all about the easy, quick $$$$$.
A’s boyfriend in the book is an untrustworthy, cheating, lying, corrupt, lazy sleazeball.
Meanwhile, the 40% co owner of the Dump is wearing a bag on his head and is likely in a corner playing 90’s Nintendo games.
FYI: In the book, A plans and stages all her videos, creating scripted scenes and dialogue to advance a storyline, manipulate viewers, etc. ( secret project, we discovered……, oh no, what shall we do?……) Just like Fanny staged her yearly awkward Mummy and son creepy kiss outside the kitchen.
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Interviewing Ruthie about her latest book would have been easy Advent content. If only they could avoid talking about the main character, the setting, and the plot……..
When was the last time Ruthie was spotted at the Dump? Was she at the Dump for Easter?
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My recollection is that they announced the Patreon account, received a bunch of flack about it and a Tattler here explained to them why people were wary about the Patreon account, due to some of the bait and switch tactics used by some other chateau owners. I recall this being an open dialogue under one of their vlogs. This caused Amanda to explain what she was using it for. Personally, I didn't feel that was necessary on Amanda's part, but is a testament of her good faith effort to explain to people why the money was needed, for their animals. Patreon is a valid, legitimate means for people to earn money despite what people may believe. People deserve to be paid for the work that they do in creating entertainment and Patreon provides that support in a way YouTube does not. Just because Stephanie and others have rather abused the Patreon model doesn't mean everyone does! I blame Patreon for not policing it better despite the fact that they seem to pay a lot of lip service to it in their T&C's.
Likewise, I don't feel it's wrong for anyone - even Stephanie - to have sponsors. I don't need to believe they use the product, either - in the same way I don't care or even believe that Tom Selleck has used the company he's hawking on TV these days for reverse mortgages! It's commerce, plain and simple, as crass as that sounds. At the end of the day, I can (and do) fast forward through the commercials/sponsorships!
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