The Chateau Diaries #278 Fanny sleeps in her make-up, eats like a trash panda, and drinks like a fish

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Hey hey hey @graciemckitten just watch it so do I. A wine fridge in the kitchen and a beer fridge in the garage. And jolly handy they are too.
I was waiting to see who else had one before putting my hand up! Wine fridge here too. Not enough room for food AND wine and beer in the same fridge. And things like Grappa, Limoncella and Vodka kept in the freezer. Tchin, tchin.
 
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From yesterday's CD's live chat...
Jason Dubey Is anyone here a member of Escape to Chateau de Lalande and More on Facebook?
Dennis Patrick @Jason Dubey, I don't do Facebook.
Amanda Oosthuizen We must try and boost Stefanies subscribers.
 
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I don't think it gets worse than someone dying Brenda you cloven hooved troll
 
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Good idea but she doesn’t have any money to launder, because she has spent it all.
Besides that does she actually launder anything? Not clothes from the thrift store, not her hair, not her house, and I suspect not herself…
 
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one can buy 2800 eur in one go of 6point star, it doesnt go higher than that even though the number of stars in the cart increases
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I think this could turn out to be a botched job and a real disaster for the greedy beggar. Many people will want to know exactly which stars are theirs. A lot of them could well travel to France expecting to see the stars and even if the B & B is full or not open, they may well stay elsewhere and just turn up thinking they have a perfect right to do this after helping to save the chapel. Even if it's not officially open to the public, if they turn up without forewarning, she could not easily refuse them entrance. They will want to see the exact stars that they adopted. I can well imagine her, Potty, and Snorty making a real mess of recording the names and, if they run out of stars, they may start allocating more than one name to each star. If people turn up and are shown a star that is not the one they had been expecting, having seen the record, which presumably she will have sent to them (?), they will be very cross. They will be even crosser if they then discover that the star they wanted to dedicate to their deceased loved one, is shared with another person. It could all be very chaotic, knowing our chatelaine, and very upsetting for the Patrons. She really should also indicate to them exactly how much money is being spent on the chapel and what each chapel project will cost. What's the chance of that happening? I wonder if this could be the start of her downfall. Whenever that does happen, and it certainly should, one thing is certain, she will be the master of her own fate. She may have succeeded thus far, but she is giving herself away more frequently these days and such a careless, chaotic and disorganised woman cannot surely survive for ever. It could all turn out to be rather amusing, one can only hope!
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They both kind of fling themselves at people like small children. It looks like an act of desperation and it looks staged, not like love or real passion. They just don't look like two adults who love each other. The fact that they even do it on camera is telling!
 
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In Brenda's world, it would have been worse if it was a Lalander that died, based on her previous post about Mhakotso.

Thank you, @LadyRed




 
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My guess is that she is inferring that both men that fell and were injured that day could have died.No one talks about the second man injured in the accident.
I know that but to his family it is incredibly insensitive, the wording is callous and quite frankly wrong xxx
 
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I wonder what's up at the shittoo that they have to purchase flashlights.

With all their hens, why do they need eggs??? Thank God, at least they're buying handsoap.

 
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I know that but to his family it is incredibly insensitive, the wording is callous and quite frankly wrong xxx
Brendas words are appalling she should be ashamed. Let's face it she thinks everything / everyone CHMN related is /are the best thing and can
do no wrong, she proves time and time again she is yet another member of the Fanny clueless club
 
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Brenda can just fuck all the way off. Stephanie's keeping things fluid? Is that what we're now calling clobbered together videos from months and months worth of cutting room floor scenes? Are we calling the mocking of religious beliefs, buying loads and loads of "stuff" while claiming to be so poor, you can't afford to take care of your own chapel's ceiling "keeping things fluid" - despite a year's worth of free flowing Patreon money that has been spent on nothing renovation related? The only possible thing fluid in Stephanie Jarvis' life are her fake boyfriend and her capacity to lie about everything.

Let's not forget the fact that Stephanie Jarvis is a con. I speak for myself, but I wouldn't have given a crap about her stupid vlogs, beyond the very small amount of interest they provided during a time when the entire world was shut down over Covid. I would have moved on, like I've done countless other vlogs, were it not for the fact that Stephanie was and is continuing to live off others to support her lifestyle. If that's all she was doing, I'd look the other way on that, too, except for the fact that she lies, manipulates and then lies some more to accomplish it.

I don't feel the least bit sorry for any of them anymore, all the hangers on and enablers are just as bad. You reap what you sow, you ugly old cow. And that goes for you, too, Brenda.
 
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that's not a shattlaine on 1st pictrue, is she?
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My guess is that she is inferring that both men that fell and were injured that day could have died.No one talks about the second man injured in the accident.
i think she's saying that it would be much worse if someone of the lalande "family" died. that's their excuse to look away and move on in case of every death connected to lalande - nobody of the "family" died, they were all outsiders (ian and makhamotso and now christophe)
 
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so thats endless sales for her and if 1 customer can buy 2
so far it looked like it had maximum per type of the star but as you can see that the ones that you were able to purchase were worth 20000 eur (just one type out of 3 types per panel). Now, they are only selling 5 panels out of how many 14?

if she is bagging in one panel 20K of 100 eur + 10K of 50eur + 5K of 200 euro (just what I could see, maybe the max was more but it was sold already) it had to be a minimum 35K per panel
14 panels = close to 500K - yes you heard it right half a million euro!!!

well done steph I wonder how you will explain this to the revenue office, I am sure they will understand that you are selling art as any other money laundering artist does
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Good idea but she doesn’t have any money to launder, because she has spent it all.
Besides that does she actually launder anything? Not clothes from the thrift store, not her hair, not her house, and I suspect not herself…
I wonder if you are aware that there is lot of funds flying around that need to be laundered, some coming from Ukraine
some are coming as patreon or whoever ''gifts'' which are not yet in the books ...
 
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Why does it look as if Fanny just realized the beast is sucking the life out of her?!? She looks positively terrified! Good! Also, why does PhiPhi look like Papa Bear from Berenstain Bears here?!? (With apologies to fans of the Berenstains)

 
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