The Chateau Diaries #275 Life, Love and Lighter Fluid

[ComtesseRose]

Congratulations @Jules100 for naming the thread.

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Tartuffe
Well-known member
Monday at 9:02 PM

• #630

No VIP Lounge for me. But I am thrilled to have just made it over the line to Well-Known Member after 2 years and 8 months.

You are a tremendous group of haters, and I enjoy every moment on this site. I drop in and out depending on my work, but I always follow along. What I particularly love about everyone here is that we all have our individual preferences for shittoverse nicknames and monikers, and even spellings of them, yet we all understand exactly who and what we are discussing. We are united in the quest to expose the grift, lies, fraud, degeneracy, and -- close to my heart and Molière’s -- the hypocrisy of the shittiest shittelaine in the entire shittoverse: Stephanie Jarvis of Chateau Lalande.

Cheers, everyone.

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Tartuffe
Well-known member
Monday at 9:48 PM

• #645

Just Grift Wood said:
all the crap exerts not included in advent

Before it's removed, here is a pre-premiere YT comment for this video:

@BetsysBarn
6 minutes ago

This has to be said I am sick and tired of seeing Philip in every vlog deciding what is going to happen and what is going where , in YOUR chateau, it is actually rather scary if I may say Many many years I have so enjoyed your family and weekly vlogs but this has all changed too much. I realise my little opinion means nothing in the grand scheme of things but, it is very sad to see your channel go from a shining star to a burned out sparkler in the past 2 years or so.

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MsPitstop
VIP Member
Friday at 7:45 AM

• #117

Tea with lemon said:
I would certainly ask him to remove the animal from the table. (Regardless of the fact that he is a guest)
Killip is the main reason I don't watch CD anymore.View attachment 2576246

Remove your beanie, remove your dog!
Remove yourself.
I'm sorry (not sorry) but protocol is not hats, caps, beanies at a dinner table.

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Granola Chic
Well-known member
Monday at 9:37 AM

• #549

So, I haven't posted since the worker died. Granted, I don't post that often anyway, but that poor worker's death, especially the way THOSE people have handled it, has just sickened me.
Here is Why:
(warning kind of a derail)
A dear friend, 24 at the time and newly married, kissed her husband goodbye for work in the year 1986, but he never came home.
Some machine malfunctioned...it is a horrible story.
To this day, after all these years and her happily remarried with lovely grown children, I still have to scrape her off his grave!
She will throw herself on top of it, bawling and screaming on the anniversary of his death, their marriage anniversary, or even his birthday.
Now, does she need therapy? No, she is otherwise a very accomplished, happily married person.

People do not get over these kinds of things! They move on with their lives, they have happier days, but they are forever changed.

Steph with this stupid dog, shopping, and dinner parties for money from YouTube and patrons is just blood money. Literally.
She gave it a week with the sob story and moved on.
My heart goes out to the poor family who lost their loved one. May you live to go on...

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CountessPompidoo
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Monday at 11:16 AM

• #555

Morning all, posting these FB screen shots before they get deleted. Totally agree with you Michael

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Pyke
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Friday at 10:04 AM

• #129

Reading Tattle since last night I have seen that FRK has come off birth control and wants to get married and find someone to spend her life with. RUN FOR THE HILLS CHAPS. Who publishes such information on the Web???

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And as always, the patreon video.



tuffiti
Active member
Sunday at 12:55 PM

• #374

OhIDontKnow... said:
Yes. I didn’t have the heart to do a filthy recap.
I’ll make it as short as possible. They went to bleeping Paris with John to go to Christie’s. They have Rothschild pieces on display and gave a lecture. They took the bleeping dog to Christie’s. That’s where the red fingernails came from. They stayed that night at Johns apartment, and the next day they met up with Viv and her daughter for lunch/dinner and went shopping at the Pierre Frey fabric store/vendor where John dropped thousands on curtains. They then probably stayed another night. Because it was nighttime when they left the shop. Just totally puke inducing.

Patreon video. Nuff said about it #FreeLancelot



Stephanie Jarvis is rich. The Chateau Diaries is a scam.

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Thanks @tuffiti and thanks to all who provide a recap of the nauseating shyteshow.

Wiki and Happy Tattling.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Thanks @ComtesseRose and @Jules100 another thread let the botching begin

 

[JackSpratt]

Thank you @ComtesseRose and @Jules100 for the new thread and title.

......and 3, 2, 1......off we go!

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

Back to last thread. About the table. With a goid sanding and some butcher block cleaner and a few coats of butcher block wax that table could be food safe and beautiful, but that takes work.... And the farmhouse people are far too busy (lazy) to actually do work. So much could be done, with a plan and someone who has follow through. But no one cares or has any forethought to accomplish anything. Except travel, shop and drink

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Wow that was quick @ComtesseRose, thanks as always great title @Jules100

So what's everybody looking forward to discussing on #275?? More embroidered napkins from Fanny , Lancelot close ups, Snorts' table settings, MariE's flower arrangements etc etc ???? Me neither
Hoping something unusual & different happens on CD, you know, like renovations. Oh Wait

 

[ComtesseRose]

FRK's breakfast looks pretty fancy.

A shame the B&B guests aren't given such extravagant food...
That being said, I wonder what she's done to require breakfast in bed? Looked too much in her picture books?!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Isn’t every day, a kinda day for her?

 

[ComtesseRose]

Isn’t every day, a kinda day for her?

Are you saying that everyday is like Sunday.
Everyday is silent and grey

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Are you saying that everyday is like Sunday.
Everyday is silent and grey

and she doesn’t know what to do with her life



hmmmm… Team Edward or Team Jacob? If both would love me?

 

[JackSpratt]

FRK's breakfast looks pretty fancy.
View attachment 2586641


A shame the B&B guests aren't given such extravagant food...
That being said, I wonder what she's done to require breakfast in bed? Looked too much in her picture books?!

So it must be a can't be arsed kinda day
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Now, am I missing something. Below is what she's just posted on the CLL FBook page along with the recent video to the tapestry museum. WTF has the Bayeux tapestry got to do with there. Did I miss something while I was pressing FF?


This is one of my favourite museums: the Bayeux Tapestry! Every time I come here it feels like I'm visiting a new museum

 

[Toys in the attic]

So it must be a can't be arsed kinda day
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Now, am I missing something. Below is what she's just posted on the CLL FBook page along with the recent video to the tapestry museum. WTF has the Bayeux tapestry got to do with there. Did I miss something while I was pressing FF?


This is one of my favourite museums: the Bayeux Tapestry! Every time I come here it feels like I'm visiting a new museum

I noticed that, too. It's probably the Irish Mammy or the Maastricht Prancer that writes her FB posts for her.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

FRK's breakfast looks pretty fancy.
View attachment 2586641


A shame the B&B guests aren't given such extravagant food...
That being said, I wonder what she's done to require breakfast in bed? Looked too much in her picture books?!

Is that gluten free bread?

 

[Lady Pinkadella]

That being said, I wonder what she's done to require breakfast in bed? Looked too much in her picture books?!

So can we assume that her mother and sister left again? Otherwise they would probably have breakfast together. Although someone has to clean and cook and film for Advent... enjoy your breakfast Marie

 

[graciemckitten]

OFF TOPIC
Here is BTS being good sports singing their 3 BTS songs in English at the crosswalk at the traffic intersections in Beverly Hills. I don’t really care for James Cordan but this video of himself with the group for his late night show is pretty funny. I do like the songs in this video. BTS has also appeared on the Korean Englishmen, YouTube channel, and features, Josh and Ollie from the Jolly channel.




BTS IS BROKEN UP UNTIL 2025 BECAUSE ALL MEMBERS OF THE GROUP HAVE TO PERFORM THEIR MANDATORY KOREAN MILITARY SERVICE.

BTS fans heartbroken by band's latest news

The final four members of the K-pop band BTS announced that they will fulfill their mandatory enlistment in the Korean military.

www.newsweek.com

The four are following in the footsteps of older band members Suga, J-Hope and Jin, who previously joined the Korean Military in September and April this year, and in December 2022, respectively. This means that all of the band members will have now enlisted in the military.

No set date has been announced for their return, with band members ending their national service starting in December 2024.
The record label previously said: "The members of BTS are currently moving forward with plans to fulfill their military service. Group member Jin will initiate the process as soon as his schedule for his solo release is concluded at the end of October. He will then follow the enlistment procedure of the Korean government. Other members of the group plan to carry out their military service based on their own individual plans."

Adding that the company and the members of BTS look forward to "reconvening as a group again around 2025 following their service commitment."

 

[ComtesseRose]

Is that gluten free bread?

As gluten free as the salmon is vegan.
(Not good if she has coeliac disease.)

 

[shatcho shiek]

congrads @Jules on new thread. what a load of tribe and trollop was that so unbearable even fast forward. How do they wake up and look in the mirror and look straight at themselves. The deadpan shark eyes and blushing butler . His accent is getting more thicker and more private school and gobby than king Charles! by the minute the longer he sways around the shithoe oh the exaggerated oh darliiiiiiiiiiiiing he knows is embarrassing in public hence the blushing .

 

[ploppityplop2]

Back to last thread. About the table. With a goid sanding and some butcher block cleaner and a few coats of butcher block wax that table could be food safe and beautiful, but that takes work.... And the farmhouse people are far too busy (lazy) to actually do work. So much could be done, with a plan and someone who has follow through. But no one cares or has any forethought to accomplish anything. Except travel, shop and drink

Bet Amoury is dying to do some work on it!

 

[M&MsMom]

Here's what I'm thinking. Fair warning, I'm just guessing. I could be dead wrong.
Stephanie hasn't really mentioned Thanksgiving at all, has she? I didn't watch yesterday's vlog. I think there will be Thanksgiving either at Lalande or possibly at the most boring couple on You Tube, Manor & Maker. I think Viv and Simon will be there, since Viv is American. Stuart is the wild card, IMO. I believe Stuart is heading somewhere and said she'll be offline because of Thanksgiving. She's probably cooking today. She posted she had gotten her turkey, so I'm thinking she may be there, but who knows? She has a strong relationship with Sarah & Steve, which is why I am going with Thanksgiving being there. No matter where it is held, I think the gang of grifters will be together. I just don't know how Stephanie would be able to accommodate everyone at her chateau, if they aren't all in their respective bedrooms, because the public spaces are practically falling down at this point, or stuffed to the rafters with junk.
Question of the day: Will Marie be invited? If you believe the vlogs, her family have left the chateau, so she'd be by herself if the Thanksgiving feast isn't held at Lalande. Would she be able to be in that place alone? Would Stephanie leave that entire heap unattended and bring Marie with them?
Oh, and I forgot - are aunt and uncle still there? I don't know what to do with them......I can't see them really living it up with Marie, so maybe they'll be going, too (again, if it's not held at Lalande).

This concludes my fantasy world portion of today, where I have so much to do, but still take time out to organize stupid Stephanie and her entourage!

ETA: I just remembered...Sabine. That's how memorable Sabine is in my mind!! Where is she in all this?

 

[Tea with lemon]

In order to get accommodation in LL, one has to lie viciously.
Pavlina published her photo today, and the second Instagram post is from November 11.
(The flowers can only be the same if they are artificial)
Pavlina is in the Netherlands.

 

[Thebirdandthefrog]

Exciting new thread on this freezing (here) Wednesday night, fabulous reason to lay in bed with my Ipad.
Thank you @ComtesseRose
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FRK's breakfast looks pretty fancy.
View attachment 2586641


A shame the B&B guests aren't given such extravagant food...
That being said, I wonder what she's done to require breakfast in bed? Looked too much in her picture books?!

Very Norwegian, brown cheese, smoked salmon, frozen berries. She is probably enjoying some of the goods her family brought to LieLand…

The bread could be gluten free though, @LittleMore Cottage there are many new gluten free breads like that, made with seeds… I buy some of them when my mother come to visit. She can not eat gluten either.