TheChateauDiaries
@TheChateauDiaries
3 hours ago
I’m truly bewildered by this. What would we gain from having a fake relationship for three years? I can’t fathom it. We’re definitely together
Stephanfraudie is rushing to do damage control surrounding her fake “ pay to play” transactional arrangement with the now 27 year old porcelain fondler. Interesting that she immediately outs herself by automatically going to “ what do we gain from having a fake relationship for three years?” Fanny always tells on herself. Tattlers have addressed this very topic in many of the threads in this forum.
IMHO, off the top of my head, here are a few ways the 50% discount Shittelaine and Little Lord Fondletoy Snorts benefit from this fake romance:
1. She has a self generated “ storyline” that a twentysomething ex volunteer would fall madly in love with the middle aged Shittelaine old enough to be his mother. She gets to pretend that she is incredibly desirable, attractive, and youthful which feeds her narcissism. She loves it when the faux “ darlings” start to emerge in every video. She controls the tax free money, trips, purchases, and alcohol.
2. Fanny opened her mouth early in the infancy of the cd channel, prior to the appearance of the porcelain fondler, when she admitted she thought of the Dump crew as actors or cast members in a soap opera like reality vlog. Clara had told us that Fanny’s favorite movie was Dangerous Liasons. Fanny is a champion gaslighter, shit stirrer, busybody, gossip, and rejoices in the setbacks and misfortunes that befall others around her, perpetually turning the misfortunes of others into a spotlight for herself. Michael P. was probably offered the Khillip role but he wisely escaped.
3. Fanny then had to find someone else to fill the role. Sir ChamberPottie was working and traveling and was eager to appear and perform on video, but was only sporadically available to do so. Bag head refused to speak on camera and stupidly donned a bag, tote, or anything else to shield his face. He also has that pesky problem of having a wife and a job, limiting her connection with him to multiple, daily phone calls, vacations, and promises of them spending their retirement years together.
4. What could she do! Enter Sir Snorts a Lot, a 24 year old, grandparent obsessed, alleged sex pest, failed boy bander with a penchant for wearing his mother’s trousers, clutching a jar of mushy peas while sporting broaches and high heels, with the palate of a 2 year old toddler, who was on extended leave from higher education and was already actively involved in finding stage work in his home country and needed any type of media exposure, acting experience, and an opportunity to polish his “ posh to him” English accent .
5. Snorts had been in extensive contact with the little orphan princess prior to appearing as a “ volunteer” at the Dump. Fanny didn’t want a female like Marie to play the Michael P./ Snorts’ role because she wanted a male to escort her around, faux fawn over her, make her look desirable, carry her luggage, etc. Marie is them jettisoned from the Dump and Snorts is made a main player in the Dump crew. She just didn’t count on Phi phi and the Chateau DIY crew to out their “ relationship” and force her to say he was her boyfriend so she wouldn’t offend the cd viewers. She then spun the storyline and milked it mercilessly for the past 3 years for content, smoke and mirrors schemes, etc.
6. What benefit was the faux relationship to Stephanmememe? For the past 3 years, she has had an ex actor employee on the payroll ( paid by YouTube views or tax free Patreon funds) who serves as her personal servant/ concubine/handmaiden, as well as travel companion, liar in waiting, constant content for videos, a chauffeur, an accomplice and enabler for her shopping addiction, and a constant source of ridicule, etc. She was and is in total control of Khillip and their “ relationship.”
7. Fanny could not find an attractive older man to fill the role because such a person would likely have a career, outside interests, and would not be willing to throw away 3 years of their lives to pander to a greedy, vapid, superficial, tone deaf, middle aged, little narc orphan princess and be paid in trips, porcelain, broaches, etc.
8. She has a built in excuse for her ongoing extravagant spending, luxury vacations, auctions, 5 star dinners, and the mysterious deluge of expensive “ presents” allegedly paid for by Khillip, who spends all his allowance money on porcelain. Less than a month ago, Snorts was barely able to scrape up enough change from the floorboards of Marie’s old Ford Fiesta to buy his “ darling” a fish sandwich from McDonalds. Fanny “ celebrates their birthdays, valentines day, holidays, anniversaries, etc, with luxury vacations and shopping binges. She can frequently disappear, claiming that they are going to visit Khillip’s parents., etc.
9. With a fake “ boyfriend” on the payroll acting as a “ beard” , Fanny has been free to sleep with married volunteers, men in relationships with other women, Pottie, or any other man she desired without being discovered, because publicly she “ was in a relationship” with Phi Phi.
What was glaringly absent from Stephanie’s response? No declarations that they were in love, she and Phi Phi are romantic partners, etc. We have all seen Philip tell Stephanie that he loves her, and Stephanie failed to respond. We have seen their agonizingly pained attempts at hugging and kissing each other. Phi phi wants to get married and Fanny gets upset when asked about a more permanent relationship,
Did you notice F4.5Flues grifted a tattle nickname referencing the perpetual bickering amongst the gruesome twosome in yesterday’s cd video?
What other benefits do you believe the gruesome twosome get from their ongoing fake romance?
's, no 
's, no 
's no 
from me from now on.
Unfortunately the audio and video seem to be a little out of sync. Ah well.
Its a good thing Snorty lays tables since he doesn't lay Fanny. 
