Question: If you had a choice to eat lunch/ have a beer with one or some of the Dump crew and wanted to have a pleasant experience, who would you choose to dine with? I think Nick the tree guy would be cool and interesting, Maria could be fun, she is witty, intelligent, and can hold a conversation, Davy would be pleasant and wouldn’t say anything offensive, Pavlina wouldn’t be offensive, Annalise would be nice, Amaury’s parent seem like they would be pleasant lunch companions, Potts could fake his way through a pleasant lunch, Dana would be friendly Kirsty would be nice ( but only without her partner), etc.
I would invite the 2 puffs because they would bring a generous lunch to eat so you wouldn’t have to rely on the Dump prison rations. Of course, dining with Vivienne and her husband would be a no brainer. They are gracious hosts. Ollie can behave himself for a lunch so I think he would be pleasant company. I would be a little hesitant to invite Camille only because she may only allow you to smell the food and send it back without eating it so you wouldn’t become fat.
I’m on the fence as to whether Dan or Amaury would be pleasant lunch company, what do you think?
Would I invite Tess or just her baby doll? I don’t know.
I would eat lunch with Mrs. Shrek as long as she didn’t invite her Steph obsessed hubby to the lunch.
No lunch with Percy because it would be too Weekend at Bernie’s and he shouldn’t be driving anywhere anyways.
If I wanted a pleasant lunch, I would avoid the gruesome twosome, Nuttty ( she would be sullen, uptight, nd make you “broom” the floor fter lunch), Marie, Mummy, Gerry, and Baghead.
I would bring some high quality cat food and feed Ruby and keep him company while he dines. I think he would be a fabulous lunch
companion.
Who would be on your list?
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I think she does outsource them but lies about it and claims she does it herself.
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All she has to do is ask Potts, the tech wiz or her specially assigned YouTube consultant. Fanny is lying her ass off as usual. She is so full of shit.
I would definitely have lunch with Tess and Dana (without the others), feed them copious amounts of good champers, and get the dirt. (Those two know where the bodies are buried, and suspect they have quite some tales to tell!)
For a regular non-booze soaked luncheon, Two Puffs (because that Andrew can sniff out a good restaurant like no one's business), Tatinette & TonTon Steven (Chantal can actually cook, and she looks like my mum), Sarah/Viv/Simon (they are all friends, seem lovely, and there would be cheese!), The Puy Vidals (I am fascinated by their organization and business plan), Daphne & Ian (they are history buffs), Amanda & Lincoln (the most normal people in the Chateauverse), Pavlina and Maria (they need a great meal out for a change, and I'd actually drink Pavlina's tea!), Camilla (because lunch with her would be someplace healthy and organic), the Fleuries (because I love them, despite Candlegate, and Anna and I have a few matching jumpers), Bordeaux Life Anna (sans Edd), and of course, Kathy (I love Kathy! And
@Jules100 is invited because she is also loves Kathy, owns The Southernmost Chateau, and we'll be wearing our matching shirts.) Of course, Doctor Dishy (yes,
@LurkingMeg, you can tag along so we can stare into his eyes while he talks about gates for hours!)
Definitely would have lunch with you beloved Tattlers- after all, you are part of the Chateauverse as well! (Although, it would be odd to discover none of you, other
@mrsp67 (who I was only surprised was tiny- she seems taller for some reason) and Jules, looks anything like what my imagination has created.
@Karma baby! looks like Emma Watson,
@KyBourbon is a younger version of the Dos Equis guy,
@Pekey is Rose Byrne,
@HalcyonOrganic is George Clooney,
@C'est moi looks like Cinderella, @Comtesse Rose looks like Cat Woman in a leather dominatrix suit,
@Frenchie looks like my cousin Trish (who is gorgeous),
@ScooterMaGoo is Tom Selleck,
@Albee is Rachel Evan Wood,
@M&MsMom is Morena Baccarin,
@Jeeves is Julie Walters,
@Iolair is Samantha Weaving,
@billybudd is Zendaya,
@JackSpratt is Emily Blunt,
@graciemckitten is Jane Russell,
@MRShavershamsdress is Sophia Loren,
@suthern_lurker is Reese Witherspoon... The list is endless. Seems legit.)
Pub crawl with Dan the Man, Amaury and Nick the Tree Surgeon. No, Kat is NOT invited, as she'd pound back beers and shots, and we all know "sauced Kat" is annoying AF.