The Chateau Diaries #246 Stephanie's Patreons are like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed shyte.

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

That red van has definitely disappeared thought so last week but tonight’s shitshow confirmed it. More money down the drain.

Also last week I was startled by how similar Annalise and Kirsty look and thought the same again tonight. I know they are friends but could they be related?

Fanny watching her 5 years of renovations on the rerun of chateau diy that must have used up the first minute of the programme what on earth did they fill in the other 59 with?

 

[Iolair]

Hi all, as @Karma baby! has taken a break, I figured I would record the Patreon video's until she's back - unless someones else wants to ofcourse. Not the best quality, but should do untill Karma baby! takes over again.

Just a quick little bit of background for more recent tattlers: I found this forum thanks to Michael's video about 'the hate site'. Before that I thought I was the only one doubting her story. Participated here for a bit, but found it too stressful (have C-PTSD so any conflict triggers me) so only read here these days.

Back to lurking now

https://emalm.com/?v=grnOT

You legend Tuffiti!

 

[Gertrude Maud]

I was only thinking exactly the same myself yesterday. I'm a Gemini too, birth date 6th June but won't state year of birth as some things are defo private.

A happy belated birthday @Summerbaby.

 

[LurkingMeg]

So Dan is out. Annalise is in. Dan wasn’t even invited to Amaury’s party I guess they truly are estranged.
I find it odd that it was Michael Potts friends going to the wedding. Some very conspicuous attendees.
Actually I thought SJ did look pretty Snorty not so much. Mason cleans up nicely hopefully they cleaned the chick poo. He seemed unperturbed laying in the dirt with chicks all over him. Polar opposite of the Princess.

Only because she's useful to them at the moment.

 

[ploppityplop2]

EAT THAT BACONATOR! Another tattler uploading patreon Vids! Thank you for that!

do come back and spew your opinion.

I love the fact that they have to resort to loony posts on a site that 99% of the members have no idea what’s going on

 

[Summerbaby]

How can someone who pretends to be interested in the arts and culture; who was trained as an opera singer; who arranges concerts for guests, and who owns an expensive grand piano, not have it tuned regularly. That piano sounds like something rescued from a skip. I doubt if it has ever been tuned at LL. It probably wasn't helped by the way Snorty and co moved it either. I am surprised that Maria agrees to play it, she is talented but the actual sound of the instrument is ghastly. That, plus Fanny chortling loudly and Gerry never shutting up, was painful to hear. Fanny said everyone was dying with laughter at Gerry's dancing but they all, except Fanny, seemed bored stuff and miserable. The Ukrainian dancer loved being filmed and has rehearsed hand movements to rival Camilla. What a cringe fest! Poor patrons, that's the thanks they get for their generosity.

I agree with you, wholeheartedly.
BUT, what I really don't understand, is how can Maria spend the B&B season at the HMN on what I can only imagine is basic wage, if she is "actually" so really talented in other areas if her life? Just why? What exactly draws her back to the HMN?
She is not a late teen/early 20-something, is she? Possibly exploring her options - if she was, she would defo be exploring other venues/locations?
If I were her parent, I would be so upset that she feels the need to keep going back to the HMN - for what - YT/TV exposure, perhaps? Hasn't happened! She is just the cook at the end of the day! What exactly does she do outside of the HMN B&B season?
OK, I would wager that her parents are wealthy so money isn't a real issue. But, hey, enough is enough now Maria - get yourself a life of your own.
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A happy belated birthday @Summerbaby.

Thank you.

 

[Mrs O]

I wasn’t referring to Jeeves, I respect her opinions, the person I was commenting on only seems to comment that we are mean or cliquey although Ive never seen evidence of this towards her and others have tried to engage with her in a nice way

Madame Chat - are you referring to me? Where have I written or given you or others the opinion that I only comment that Tattlers are ‘mean’ ? If it’s my response to Jeeves that has offended I will leave. My apologies if I am mistaken as I’m quick reading these posts.

 

[LurkingMeg]

Damn! She replied like she understood their concerns? That’s what she did with me when I said we had already seen Davy’s garden plans. She replied to me on the Pateon comments, acted all concerned, and in the same minute (I have time stamped documents to prove it), she reported me to Patreon for “bullying and harassment”, and removed me as a Patron. Sorry, Matthew Jones and Jude Booth. Your time is up! Hope you find your way to Tattle soon!

But, this shows that she is reading the comments and is letting Clarrie’s remain. Hmm.

@Just Grift Wood - Very eloquently said about Gerry letting his sister laugh at him, instead of with him.

She reported a paying customer yet leaves her own raving sock accounts in the comment section? Truly disgusting.

 

[Fennelbug]

I checked out the patreon vid.

The only laughable thing about it was the title which @tuffiti provided! : Fanny patreon Cringe fest!
on point guys it was a cringe fest. She literally put Maria's last weeks performance out 3/4 pieces from various composers, and the awkward dance! no wonder that the patreons were disappointed! that's it. this was shown last week! She could have added this as extra video but definitely not as a patreon video. Shame on you, you shameless new flues!

Very boring indeed. Poor Patreons, their $$ is paying for THIS horsesh*t! Blatant Fraud.

 

[loujo001]

I did laugh at stephanies comment
"The only one in this family not pulling their weight is you" she says to the dog!
How does she have the audacity to say this sentance?
And who really sits in a suit on the garden lawn covered in chickens and poo and goes to a party?
House of nutters

 

[notanangel]

On the news last night it was reported that America currently has the worst air quality in the world.
Perhaps wear a mask outside until it clears. That smoke is poison.

I think it is coming in through the window casings. I woke up coughing .

 

[Frenchie0810]

At the chateau prior to the big weddin..

 

[Beachgirl]

i missed smart meters. what is this, anyway?
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i think brenda took that last minute room.

@Margo Polo wondered about how much her old freezer cost to run so I replied I’m on a smart meter and once a month I get a breakdown of how much electricity is used on different things around the home and specifically how much my fridge/freezer costs to run every month.

 

[LurkingMeg]

I think it is coming in through the window casings. I woke up coughing .

When we have wild fires here we put rolled up slightly damp towels in the windows to mitigate that. Amazon has air purifiers as well that can clear some of it out. Change your air filters in your hvac often!

 

[Iolair]

There appears to be a lot of Geminis here.
Maybe because Gemini is the sign of communication . . . we love to chat and gossip.

Too true, lots of lovely gregarious Geminis!
Lots of Scorpios too. We're the bitchy plotting type.

 

[graciemckitten]

At the chateau prior to the big weddin..
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Interesting.

 

[Beachgirl]

only @Beachgirl has the tits to ask her son! Us queens without kids, must google. The google researches never fails to amaze me! I didn't even know a merkin existed let alone what it meant!

I’ve not googled nor asked him this one. He has been in a real bad mood now for a week or two and has absolutely no sense of humour.

 

[pasta_aldente]

CD Vlog thoughts:
- wow, ghosts of boyfriends past with Mason showing up. Spent more time with him than the "boyfriend" snorts.
- of the guests (pre wedding footage) fannys dress was terrible.
- Let's not mention MariE at all. probably the deal, I can't film anything here you can't use me.
- Dana was at Amaurys fete for his bday. Maybe Dan was hidden.

 

[Fennelbug]

CD Vlog thoughts:
- wow, ghosts of boyfriends past with Mason showing up. Spent more time with him than the "boyfriend" snorts.
- of the guests (pre wedding footage) fannys dress was terrible.
- Let's not mention MariE at all. probably the deal, I can't film anything here you can't use me.
- Dana was at Amaurys fete for his bday. Maybe Dan was hidden.

Or with his children. Annelise was working

 

[pasta_aldente]

Oh and cue arrival of MPotts.