The Chateau Diaries #246 Stephanie's Patreons are like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed shyte.

[Just Grift Wood]

Oh my god! I read this comment from Clarrie and reflected deeply. I called my neighbor and she read it, too. I made my confession with my priest. We then had a neighborhood meeting where I shared the comment with everyone and they were in tears. I’m so ashamed of myself. I’ve finally seen the light. Stephanie Jarvis IS the light and I am the darkness. How could I have been so blind? I’ve been crying non-stop from the shame.


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Hey Clarrie, you’re so full of tit…just like your light of the world, Fanny.

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And Clarrie…one more thing…


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can you imagine ever crawling so far up someone's unsanitised rectum. I sort of hope Clarrie does know Fanny and loves her, otherwise it is even more pathetic and tragic. If I had the psychotic will of Clarrie to track down random strangers from internet I would send the poor soul a case of Black Tower to drink in its garden

 

[notanangel]

Think I have this finally…from Instagram…..

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Is that Natti on the left side, trying to kiss that woman?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Mason the Star gazer is back-maybe Fanny will get laid for once

 

[MadameChat]

Hi all, as @Karma baby! has taken a break, I figured I would record the Patreon video's until she's back - unless someones else wants to ofcourse. Not the best quality, but should do untill Karma baby! takes over again.

Just a quick little bit of background for more recent tattlers: I found this forum thanks to Michael's video about 'the hate site'. Before that I thought I was the only one doubting her story. Participated here for a bit, but found it too stressful (have C-PTSD so any conflict triggers me) so only read here these days.

Back to lurking now

https://emalm.com/?v=grnOT

Thank you for the video

 

[pasta_aldente]

Think I have this finally…from Instagram…..

Keepin it classy....

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

And I missed the tattler named "Haversack" Been here since thread 1, am I becoming forgetful ?

She means me sweetie! I’m honored…I think…

 

[Arfarf]

I found this blog about a couple visiting Tess and her then-husband, Chris. It makes an interesting read when you compare it to a stay at Lielieland. And Stef is mentioned as they had to go to Lielieland to help her move some furniture.

Rochefolle

Okay the suspense is over Dad here's another blog post! And this one is going to be lengthy. Alex and I spent the past week in Rochefolle ...

fourcornersca.blogspot.com

Trying to catch up so this may have been asked already. How long do you suppose Tess was married to Chris? Wonder if he too was rich? She has been stuck in the "Madonna" dress code for quite some time it seems. The 80's must be a special time in Fanny and Tess' life as they seem to be stuck there.
And, again, Tess never smiles with her teeth showing.

I did skip ahead. Wow! Phi Phi is really blowing his wad!!! Bitching about us being bored with them. Hell, yes we are!!! If the Patreons had half a brain amongst all of them, they would be too.
Ha ha ha....getting under their skin!!! Better us than the scabies infesting those dirty bed sheets they sleep on...alone...in different beds.

 

[Imperious Me]

Clarrie Burnout is definitely British. Referencing “yawn fest”, “dodgy newbies” and “settle down” to a glass of and biggest giveaway “ Pouilly fuissé”. Only a pompous Brit would reference said wine to be drunk in one’s garden.

Or... read it again, with a Scottish accent..

 

[pasta_aldente]

Happy Birthday to Pa Petherick. One of the hardest working humans in the chateauverse. Sending a cold one or three to the Señor.

 

[Summerbaby]

Keepin it classy....

Exactly what I thought. The new husband looks rather shady and dangerous to me - no boundaries whatsoever!

 

[Luna20]

Hi all, as @Karma baby! has taken a break, I figured I would record the Patreon video's until she's back - unless someones else wants to ofcourse. Not the best quality, but should do untill Karma baby! takes over again.

Just a quick little bit of background for more recent tattlers: I found this forum thanks to Michael's video about 'the hate site'. Before that I thought I was the only one doubting her story. Participated here for a bit, but found it too stressful (have C-PTSD so any conflict triggers me) so only read here these days.

Back to lurking now

https://emalm.com/?v=grnOT

EAT THAT BACONATOR! Another tattler uploading patreon Vids! Thank you for that!

do come back and spew your opinion.

 

[KiKiGee]

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Ruth Kelly, in the background, flirting with the men.
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Chateau Diaries #109 Capability Brown meets Incapability Jarvis.

Watched 2 mins of the infants video and it pissed me off. Read comments here and laughed and thought I'll watch a bit more now I've cheered up. No, I was right first time, what an absolute trainwreck, background music competing with the sound of the sea and him speaking so fast I'm surprised...

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Please allow me to make a correction.
Chris Alberti not Christian We.

Chris Alberti and Tess Hoffman Christian We, post on IG.

 

[Maple fairy]

And I missed the tattler named "Haversack" Been here since thread 1, am I becoming forgetful ?

I have no clue either must post when I’m taking a holiday, sleeping or being obtuse.

 

[Luna20]

Oh my god! I read this comment from Clarrie and reflected deeply. I called my neighbor and she read it, too. I made my confession with my priest. We then had a neighborhood meeting where I shared the comment with everyone and they were in tears. I’m so ashamed of myself. I’ve finally seen my error. Stephanie Jarvis IS the light and I am the darkness. How could I have been so blind? I’ve been crying non-stop from the shame.


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Hey Clarrie, you’re so full of tit…just like your light of the world, Fanny.

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And Clarrie…one more thing…


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you made me belly laugh!

 

[M&MsMom]

Hi all, as @Karma baby! has taken a break, I figured I would record the Patreon video's until she's back - unless someones else wants to ofcourse. Not the best quality, but should do untill Karma baby! takes over again.

Just a quick little bit of background for more recent tattlers: I found this forum thanks to Michael's video about 'the hate site'. Before that I thought I was the only one doubting her story. Participated here for a bit, but found it too stressful (have C-PTSD so any conflict triggers me) so only read here these days.

Back to lurking now

https://emalm.com/?v=grnOT

Thank you so much! This is really so kind of you and brave to jump in and risk any triggers to your mental health! Thank you from the bottom of my - and I'm sure all of ours - heart!

 

[mrsp67]

Happy Birthday Hope you have a lovely day!

Thank you so very much! I went to work and am home early, cooking one of my faves from childhood, stuffed cabbage! My moms best friend was Slovenian and taught her! Looking forward to dinner with my son & friends.

 

[Summerbaby]

i missed smart meters. what is this, anyway?
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i think brenda took that last minute room.

I don't recall anything about smart meters either. Hey ho, Clarrie Burnout getting their knickers in a twist even further. They must have mixed TL up with another forum that they are currently spewing their nonsense on! Or, has the HMN now got a smart meter that they don't fully understand for the new heating system? Who the hell really knows, and, more importantly, really cares?

JFYI @vitanova, smart meters are installed by electricity companies so that they can electronically take readings of your usage without you having to submit readings yourself. Well, that's how it works in the UK.

 

[M&MsMom]

y’all are so right that Stephamememe’s flock are doing more to destroy her income stream than anything else.

And that's always the best, most satisfying way to watch a crash and burn, in my view!

 

[Le Baiseur]

I love it!