The Chateau Diaries #236 Tattlers have seen a crotch quiz and tulip-gate, but NO renovations or accounts!

[stella65]

How many of you have been banned from commenting in the comment sections of Chateau Diaries, Cadeaux at the Chateau, Patreon, or any other chateau related channels? What did you say and how quickly were you blocked?

I’ve only ever commented ‘questionably/negatively’ in CD, Escape to the Dream and the American family were Phiphi headed off to after Easter. All annoy the hell out of me. Surprisingly not blocked (yet), but I noticed that if you open with a ‘nice’ comment with the negative comment not showing unless you press ‘see more’ you can get a like from the channel which means they scroll through liking all comments without looking at the detailed comment.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Today's cadeaux.....
Christine Wilkinson
1 hour ago
It’s almost as if you went shopping and bought all these dresses and sent them to yourself!
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Christine has figured it out!

trinahayden747
1 hour ago
Hopefully the dresses will be shared with Natalie …
3
Don't bet on it!

Carol Lewellen
3 hours ago
Do you have room in your closet?
1
No, Fanny has no room in her closet, but Snorty does!

 

[Jules100]

So how long has Phi phi lived at the shitoo???? And he has never seen the bluebells??? Do they never step outside into nature? Carrying those two glasses of wine what a dork just bring the box with you. If I had woods and blue bells like that I would be out walking for hours. He said "I love you". Then crickets.... All I could think of was hanging musty curtains. But then she said they were steamed cleaned.. Who is this cleaning person? Volunteer??? Also if they can paint the " original Marquees bathroom cabinet????? What the he'll clean up with one in the kitchen.... Or better yet burn it. Unleash phi phis hair...holy cow... Its long and thin and scraggly...

I’m from America, is Febreeze French for steam cleaning?

 

[RubyT]

One thing that really bugs me is when her ladyship had to do a fashion show when dresses arrive and all the twirling and Look at me look at me really makes my blood boil like she is so full of herself !
How all the clothes sent always seem to be the right size beats me

 

[vitanova]

somebody just found out there is 3 graces' vlog somewhere and is asking BRENDA about it:

 

[après-le-déluge]

 

[Sparrowsfart]

I had a neighbour do similar.. in a town where we needed permission from the town to remove trees, after a rough storm, trees down in places, he cut down 3 big birch trees blocking his light, they made it through the storm, and in the morning whilst everyone was clearing damage, he cut down his healthy trees and stacked them for people to take as firewood...

My hubby was very naughty in the storm over the weekend. the neighbour who is so lazy that he makes Fanny look good has a gate nearly hanging off it's hinges. It bangs and rattles in the smallest breeze and is right beside our lounge. So hubby 'helped' it to fall off it's hinges in the middle of the night. He said it was worth getting wet for!

 

[Patriciarella]

Snorty never talk about how you hate waste again. You should have recycled all that cardboard.

Instead of learning another language you need to take a coarse on HOW TO FEED A CAT.

Become proficient in log splitting and fire making to keep YOUR chateau warm & safe!

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Also how unprofessional was Snorts standing in the dining room stuffing a croissant in his gob!

More sodding coloured 1980s stemware, it's just buying for the sake of it even Fanny didn't sound convinced but it seems whatever he says goes.


Guess paying top dollar for this lieland experience includes this , maybe thats her brand nowdays . She who shouts from balcony no longer deserves all this some twat faker . I noted he threw the plastic bags behind the prep/dishes room door on the floor from his emenus purchases , for some one else to pick up latter ,probably natty or cuz . Also did you note the glass was shoved in the flithy cupboard unwashed from the emenus where hundreds of people visit . View attachment 2133381

isn't he allergic to dairy yet can eat croissant made with butter?

 

[Maple fairy]

Sorry if my posts are a little scrambled I have been dealing with an outbreak of shingles on my face accompanied with a freaking headache. Been watching chateaux channels I don’t normally watch as a distraction. I am in a bit of a fog.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

So what had Stephanie actually done with her own fair hands ? Not much that I can recall ?
Some wallpapering ? Had to colour in as made a mess !
Made some curtains in the past !
Made a fabric hanging pockets thingy for utensils behind the grebby kitchen cupboard door !
Made a similar one for spices !
Planted some shrubs near the chapel years ago !
sorted out fabrics in the attics
Can’t actually recall anything she’s done herself !

Drained a lake

 

[Jules100]

You bring up so many good points, she could have had Amoire build a beautiful pool deck/surround, for an above ground pool but who would maintain the pool? they just can’t be arsed actually if you look that word up in a dictionary the dump crew would be featured

An above ground pool wouldn’t help Lalande, it would make it even worse.

As you may know, I live in Florida. Pool heaven. A few years ago, my dad was telling me that he was thinking about putting in an above ground pool. I told him to keep his white trash on the inside of his house. (No offense to those of you with lovely above ground pools)

 

[Luna20]

time in dan's vlogs didn't yet happen in filthy chatlaine's vlogs.

I think they started wallpapering on Sunday/Monday because the week before they claimed they hoped the wallpaper would arrive on time before the B&B season.

So here is a little timeline:
She was in Dubai around 18th of March, returned on 23 of March. She discussed the wallpaper on her 6th of April flog. But you can hear she still has a cold while talking about wallpaper. which means it was filmed around 25th of March. they decided to go for bluebell wallpaper, last minute SJ changed into the creamy pink bluebell wallpaper instead of the greenish blue. Little greene takes about 1/2 days for dispatch & 3/5 working days of shipping. how on earth did the wallpaper not arrive on time for B&B season. She also claimed that they were expecting the wallpaper to be there before the B&B season start. it did.

Instead of wallpapering straight after Easter celebrations, she went antique shopping on Monday, phiphi left to puy vidal for his generous advice.
On Tuesday potts went pigeon hunting and SJ serving tea. Than Belgian Amaury arrived so she couldn't possibly wallpaper.
Also now shehad 2 ''chaos'' flogs instead of 1

She is planning a trip away soon, too much time line stretching

 

[Lady Avonlea]

...because Mummy needed a fruit bowl, all these years of living and she's never bought a fruit bowl she liked....
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When you take away the plate-filling leaf, flower and inedible carrot ends, that's a very sparse plate... Maria's cooking is very whimsy... the silly pastry shovel and awful amount of twisted pastry on her baskets the other night... bit of meat and carrots?

Fanny probably has Marie on quite a tight food budget and she's doing the best she can with the resources she's allowed.
Cecil knew what he was doing when he walked away from the shitoo last Spring. Marie, you are selling yourself short staying at the shitoo.

 

[Balmoral]

Phiphi fazes out the tartan terror ! That's the only reason he persisted in his job, for all the world to see. Gerry no longer needed.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Wow Fanny really has no genuine emotion the absolute tastelessness of titling her grab fashion show so soon after MM is really so insensitive.


I also for the first time took a look at Stephanie Jarvis instagram pre Chateau Diaries and it shows she mostly travelled:Istanbul, Portugal, South Africa, Zanzibar, America and lived in London a lot. The other tell is a post with her in a yellow coat and Gerry in a yellow jumper where she refers to him as "my brother". She also shops a lot for designer clothes bed heads mirrors etc. What is also abundantly clear is she lived to party and did indeed party a lot. Christmas didn't used to be a wholesome affair it was a 10 day bender with every night themed and none of the older generation in sight. What is also clear is she was close with Ruthie what happened there? Only one post of Ollie and lots of posing preening and inappropriate clothing. She was a real poser and loved herself loads so not much has changed apart from the party crowd has moved on. I suggest Tattlers take a quick skim through

Definitely never poor, ran the Bn B a few months a year really playing at it. Always front and centre take a look at NYE post from 2017 what a pathetic bunch of posers

 

[Hemerocallis]

Bonne Maman & Bedroom

Fanny’s only concern was the curtains clashed with the wallpaper??? What about the dreadful pink/ red table curtain or the torn wallcovering sagging off the walls in the bedroom? Fanny’s eyesight is going!!!

We won't talk about silk drapes in a wetroom, but the replacement drapes are the wrong shade of green and everything else in that bathroom/bedroom is mismatched. Get rid of that Venus statue, those damn white feathers and all the other crap sitting on the tub, window ledge!!!

The bathroom floor is discoloured and it's time for that 1980’s shower to be retiled.

Fanny if your project for the rest of the year is to stretch out redecorating Bonne Maman, yet again, so you have some film content, then for gawd sakes get rid of Daddy’s porno painting above the bed.

This bathroom looks as if someone had bought up the remnants in a DIY store !
3 squaremeters of tiles with "marble" pattern 40% reduced, yess !
Bathtub for a corner, single piece left, yess !
Toilet from another line, yess !
+Emmaus washing commode
+some left over curtains
+wallpaper, wallpaper in a bathroom behind the bathtub
+Emmaus dressing table horror with a curtain made from an old skirt of aunt Chantal
+floor tiling from the, eum, we did have the same when we bought our house, chez nous it was very very old, I think fifties perhaps.

Christies tastemaker - my arse !

The Venus statue is waiting for an accident.

 

[Fennelbug]

I swear they ALL want to put Snorts forward for the janitor role. They're just being polite.

Snorts better be next and good riddance! Lazy piece of sh*t! The ‘Lord of the Manor’ swans guests around to junk stores all afternoon while Amaury breaks down grabeau & nasty pizza boxes?!? Had Amaury not moved out, he would have been waiting on that a**hole in the evenings as well!! WTF?!?! All those goddam cloth napkins that JerkOff Janssen can’t wash himself in the freakin new machines?!? All the glassware?!? And cutlery ?!? BLOW ME!

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Suggestion - Why do all the clothes Fanny receives in Cadeaux fit perfectly?

 

[pasta_aldente]

I watched MPeth's garden Vlog. Well, now that is a garden. Manageable and enjoyable tout suite. I'd have a glass of rosé or cup of tea outside enjoying that. Not the mudfield eyeing a derelict chapel and falling Chateau facade. With our without frogs.