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Lady Avonlea

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I can't help wondering if Amaury was sent to the Shittoo by his parents as some sort of penance for a misdemeanour or maybe they paid off a debt that he ran up and couldn't repay ? Amaury going to Lieland was a condition they demanded in exchange for their help ? I am trying to understand why he would want to stay and work there voluntarily !
I really think Fanny and Mummy put on the big charm offence to convince Chantal, Steve and Amaury that the GS panelling project would be his fabulous passion project, with Ch4 tv exposure boosting his exposure and opening up big opportunities for Amuary - possibly his own TV carpentry gig. But none of that happened and is never going to happen. Instead Fanny sold them a pack of lies and Amuary is now stuck in the middle of nowhere working 24/7 digging ditches for Lady and Lord Lazy Twat, living in a freezing, derilict shitoo with no hot water and no workshop. It’s good to see Amuary still has some pride in place and hasn’t completely lost his balls. He’s taken one big step away from Fanny and is setting boundaries, but hopefully now that Amuary has one foot out the front gates, it’s not long before he escapes entirely from Fanny and her warped French nightmare.
 
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KiKiGee

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Elizabeth Kinsey
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As so many others have noted, it’s simply astonishing that you have absolutely no shame promoting the sending of gifts—-and would have to agree that most of the overly fawning comments are not legitimate, especially those regarding Phil…
 
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M&MsMom

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Should anyone care, this is a NASTURTIUM leaf, not a marigold leaf, as Fanny oohed and aahed over it.

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C'est moi

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I used to offer petit'dej to my gîte dwellers. It was a typical French breakfast, nothing fancy. Idk what fanny charges for her breakfast but for €5 a head I would provide, in a picnic basket outside their door, 2 croissants p/p, half a ficelle p/p (it's a skinny baguette), hot coffee and hot tea with fresh milk (not LL), a decent sized glass of freshly squeezed orange juice, honey and homemade jam - I found some charming little bowls with "confiture, fait maison" hand painted on them at a local pottery market that I would decant the jam into and a small glass jug for the honey. There were never any leftovers. The guests always seemed happy.

As the gîte was self catering I also used to provide a welcome basket, which was something I offered at no additional cost. Typically a bottle of local plonk, a baguette, a slab of butter, ground coffee, fresh milk, a jar of homemade jam, a couple of schallots, a tin of tomatoes and local speciality like cassoulet. That way if they arrived after the shops had closed they had supplies to make an evening meal and breakfast before heading out in the morning. Also, this was back in the day when the shops closed at 5 or 6pm and either didn't open on a Sunday or Sunday mornings only. Many weary travellers aren't willing to get up early the morning after arrival to go shopping! They also had the option, pre- arrival for me to do a food shop for them and then pay on arrival. I'd be interested to know what fanny offers her self caterers!

On the one occasion I offered full board to guests (a professional cycling team so geared to their requirements) the breakfast was as above plus fresh fruit, fresh compot, dried fruit and nuts, yoghurts, muesli, porridge, cooked meats and cheese. Funnily enough not eggs. Lunch was 3 course's with bread, typically rice or pasta €10 p/p. And dinner was 4 course's with bread and wine usually a salad starter, fish or chicken main with seasonal veg, cheese and dessert €24 p/p. We all sat down together, riders, team mechanic and team soigner and my family. I served and my son and husband helped clear away. I didn't charge them any extra for the privilege of sitting with us. And we have stayed in touch with all of them and followed their careers through the professional cycling team ranks.

That's how you make lasting friendships and then friendships turn into family. Not charging guests exorbitant prices for mediocre meals and having them believe they are in the presence of royalty!
 
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KyBourbon

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I thought that guest had a physical issue and it was his cane. Stephanie called it a walking stick, she’s tone deaf.

Also, what general, non-specific area of Florida are you visiting?
So, Stephanie was making jokes about the “walking stick” and the man had a physical issue? Yep…sounds right!

I’m on the panhandle, between Pensacola and Fort Walton Beach. The Gulf waters are dark blue and turquoise, and the sand is fine and white…almost like sugar. It’s really beautiful here and the weather is perfect. ❤
 
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Dragomiroff

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You can buy those professional floor steamer / scrubbing machines. I thought about getting one for my house, instead of having them out twice a year with my old tile floors. 100% needed at Lalande.
I’m really anti bleach in household cleaning - it’s bad for pets and goes into the drinking water system. However, in this circumstance the whole HMN needs a thick coating of bleach floor to ceiling to remove the years of grime build up. I dread to think about the state of the toilets. Can I make a confession without judgement? - yeah right this is Tattle Towers - my family, and consequently me, are not a shoes off at the front door policy people. I’m lucky enough to have a fabulous cleaner in every weekday plus I have two dogs so I can’t ask people to take their shoes off when my girls have been pounding the pavements with their paws. Besides, I can’t be dealing with people’s bare feet or socks with holes etc. Keep your shoes on and spare us both the embarrassment - there’s only so long I can withhold a grimace. Come to think of it, when I’m going on hookups or dates I always make sure I have got a nice pair of socks on plus underwear. I once had a moment with a guy who used to run his feet up and down my legs in bed and it instilled terror in me as I could feel his untrimmed toenails catching my leg hair - great face, terrible feet - it was never going to last long. Maybe I’ve got a feet issues?
 
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Jules100

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She wasn't saying Aubusson! She was definitely saying Audubon, which is the name of the Tiffany pattern of both her china pattern and the sterling flatware she showed a picture of. I have a few serving pieces in this pattern, which I won at an auction at a fire hall in the late 1980's, bidding on a box of silverplate flatware I truly wanted - I got the box for $20 and was amazed to find the three or four serving pieces of this Tiffany pattern at the bottom of the box! Mine is the older version, from the late 1800's, when the pattern was called "Japanese"...it was discontinued, but then came back in production sometime in the 1950's and was renamed "Audubon" (and Mr. Audubon had nothing to with making of the pattern, either!). I've often wondered if that flatware will magically show up on her table at some point, due to their love of auctions. Tiffany also makes crystal stemware in this pattern.
100% that flatware will find it’s way to Lalande. Stephanie was asking for it. She knows how to work the grannies and super fans.
 
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Waddup, Yentas! Someone tell me why Julie Montague's face is on a Bud Light can. :ROFLMAO: ✌

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Is SJ going to sack Marie Poppins with the advent of her new robot? It appears Marie Poppins doesn't do a good job!
I agree with PhiPhi about how disgusting that dirty water was!
I do wonder what the rules are in France about kitchen workers and food handling in B&Bs because Lalande's kitchen must be equally disgusting!

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Meanwhile, greetings from Zermatt.
It's my first time visiting in the spring, and it's stunningly gorgeous!

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Lady Lindy

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Oh how funny..... Michael has created a Jardin Englaise and it already looks 100 times better than Fanny's bare swamp.... It's a bit crowded but its going to be beautiful.....
He's not throwing shade at all 😂😂😂
 
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NotAChatelaine

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@NotAChatelaine Stephanie is useless at putting together a room. She has zero understanding of proportions, zero feel for how different elements in a room should meld together, zero grasp of how colours work, zero grasp of balance, zero feel for dressing a room and placing furniture, pictures, wall lights/sconces and mirrors (don’t get started on trumeaux or straightforward over mantle mirrors). Chuck everything at a room, with no though of cohesion. Essentially, she has no taste and absolutely no design sense. The whole house is a grostesque cartoon. Hogarth at Disneyland.

Yer yer yer cheeky. I’ll have you know she is a Christie’s tastemaker no less. Admired and revered by all who are colourblind and also have unfortunately lost any sense of taste they were born with.
The Christie’s debacle was priceless. Not in a good way. It, was, if nothing else, a master class in ineptitude, incompetence and ignorance. SJ hadn’t the faintest idea how stage a vignette - creating the illusion of seeing a snapshot of a part room. She and the prancing twerp were completely out of their depth. It was hilarious and cringeworthy in equal measure, seeing those two floundering. It was bewildering how she got the gig - lots of tattle speculation and whispers that in some way she paid her way in. Comedy gold or a really bad, third rate horror film. Take your pick!

The best put together of the four vignettes (which is not saying a lot) was the one done after SJ and her wingman fled left NY (Versailles beckoned). They might not have run out of time if she’d spent less time faffing around in her floaty negligée. Imagine bagging this one off opportunity and managing your time so badly, and not taking it seriously enough, that you scuttle away before completing what you’d undertaken.

Some idiot viewers, of course, thought what SJ did achieve was a triumph, gushing about her “talent”. More fool them. And more fool the Christie’s specialist -the silver woman, whose name I forget - and her sidekick for overdosing on Stephanie’s superficial charms which masked total unsuitability for the task.
 
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KiKiGee

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👇 Comments from yesterday's flog...
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Teresa Proano
14 minutes ago
Stephanie and Philip are made for each other….. any wedding - bells in their future??

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Carol Wood
21 minutes ago
You and Philip are twin souls……

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Jormarie
1 hour ago
I need to make my husband dress like Philip. Period.

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👇From today's gift grab YT community post...
Chateau Unwrapped!
27 minutes ago
Hi everyone!
Tonight’s vlog is stuck uploading, but will premiere as soon as possible.
I’m going to try and reupload if it doesn’t finish within the next 15 minutes or so.
Please make sure you have notifications turned on, so you’ll be notified as soon as it goes live. See you in the premiere!
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Just Grift Wood

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There is a real shift in Amaury from when he arrived: sun kissed, blonde, enthusiastic care free. He now seems to be brooding with a festering anger and who can blame him. He maybe slow with his carpentry, but he is undeniably talented and knowledgeable and he went there to use his immense skill. He was duped and she has taken advantage of his better nature and he is the only one who really grafts other than maybe Pavlina. He has had to put up with pretending the Pube has any knowledge, he has waited tables, emptied the stables more than once done all manner of shitty jobs and she treats him like a skivvy. You could sense a real issue between them, there is no warmth or affection and he clearly doesn't want to be filmed. She is so stupid she could pay someone minimum wage to do all the crap stuff or get off her doughy derriere and do it herself. If she had given him budget and some help they would have made huge strides. Natti and Amaury will not be there in any capacity by Christmas because she has just been take, take, take and treated him absolutely abysmally and he looks tired, angry and a husk of the man that arrived. Poor little snack.
 
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T Rex

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Okay, so I watched the Fleuries vlog today (Fanny's is still in the queue). Please refrain from throwing your slippers or tomatoes at me, but I enjoyed it (and last week's, as well.) Remember, while they do have Patreon, that money goes towards the restoration of Honfleur. They do generate income from YT AdSense and their sponsors, which pays for their living expenses (creating content is their business), along with Anna's wallpaper classes.

Their trip last week was a family road trip throughout the South of France was lovely- they did not stay in swanky hotels, nor go on extravagant excursions. This week, they drove their car to the ferry, and went to Anna's mum & dad's house in Portsmouth- with Ziggy in tow. Anna didn't even have on makeup most of the video (I highly doubt she gets botox)! Neither Philippe nor she were dressed up- they toured the grounds of Highcliffe castle, showed their wedding photos, went to the beach where they ate fish & chips takeaways at a picnic table, and looked at the beach huts. I can't fault them for their holidays- the cost of both trips in total was probably less than Fanny's first-class plane ticket to Dubai, and they are making memories with the girls. I liked the "real-ness" of it- Anna holding a full poo bag at the beach, Ziggy running around on the beach with his new friend, the reaction from Anna's parents when they arrived. Well done, Fleuries!
 
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Just Grift Wood

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purplecherryful
5 minutes ago
They should help him clear the stable.
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It doesn't mean that he is strong enough to carry the task on his own. But He still needs help. It's so heartbreaking to see all the hard work he is doing . It's stephanie job as the owner to make sure that Amaury has adequate space to work. It's her responsibility. They are cousins but he still work for her. And he should only work as carpenter not cleaner or anything more.
 
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KiKiGee

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KiKiGee

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That’s kind of what PhiPhi has said. He’s never confirmed his orientation (I don’t believe) but he portrays himself as a straight man who “embraces his feminine side.” Trying to be like Harry Styles but definitely nowhere near that. Selmar said PhiPhi is bisexual and that he would sleep with anyone every day. PhiPhi’s just a strange little person who probably thinks his affectations and quirkiness make him endearing or interesting. They don’t. It’s annoying.
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presley_yt
7 hours ago
Philip, does anyone ever tell you that you have a Harry Styles vibe?

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M&MsMom

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Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread.

Now, it coud be different where they are but I doubt it. Emmaus, on a Saturday (as guessing thats the day the guests went with Snorts) opens in the morning from 10am to midday and the afternoon from 2pm to 6pm. They can't ever get their arses into gear can they, so were the guests having 'breakfast' at lunchtime? Also how unprofessional was Snorts standing in the dining room stuffing a croissant in his gob!

More sodding coloured 1980s stemware, it's just buying for the sake of it even Fanny didn't sound convinced but it seems whatever he says goes.

I should feel sorry for Aumary but I don't. He should have told them if they want him to be able to do his carpentry, then they should clear their own shit out of the stables. Snorts could have done it instead of going out buying more tat.
They claimed that all of that trash was from the heating and boiler work being done, I guess packaging from all the pieces and parts as well as the boiler(s) themselves? I know that I saw what looked like a couple of water boiler tanks in there, too. Is it customary in France for the person who does the work to leave you all of old parts they took out, along with the debris from the new stuff? Most people who work on my house take all the debris and trash associated with the replacement and installation of new with them to dispose of! I would die if I had to dispose of hot water tanks! Here in the US, if you buy a new appliance or buy a new water heater, the company you purchased from will haul the old one away (sometimes you have to pay a fee for that, as it costs the company money when they do so at the landfill).
 
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