Lady Avonlea
VIP Member
Where to start after watching CD -
Snorty
Snorty
- remove your damn beanie at the dinner table - you have no manners!!!
- whilst I admit Snorty & a fruit bowl make sense together, why are you continuing to 'decorate' Mummy's apt - stay the $uck out of it!!! Also, that fruit bowl was 1980's ceramic ware - nothing special
- accompanying the guests to Emaus is just a cover for Snorty to justify his shopping addiction. No different than an alcoholic hosting a celebration on some lame pretext and using it as an excuse to have booze around
- at this rate Amury & Natti are gone once B&B season finishes. You can see in their faces both Natti & Cuz are done. Say what you will, I believe Natti & Amury care for each other and Natti doesn't like to see how Fanny continues to mistreat her Cuz
- Amury didn't even turn to look at Fanny or acknowledge her when she walked out to the woods
- if I were Amuay I'd move my workshop off site - all the way back to England
- add making a new Redwood Garden Gate (which is desperately needed) to the jobs on Amuary's ever increasing task list
- why weren't the volunteers & Snorty helping Amuary clear the stables? Sorting flowers & drinking tea instead of shifting crap out of the stables
- heating - I know it's taking a while, but that should have been built into the schedule. Fanny had no business renting out half-finished rooms which are still in a state of disrepair
- they are just making work for themselves - double, tripling the amount of time needed to complete projects. Reinstall the tackroom kitchen in a make-shift manner, just to pull it out again next week. The definition of incompetent fools.
- where is Kevin??? Has he downed tools and walked offsite?
- Bonne Maman - why did Fanny only fix the bathroom instead of redecorate the entire space - the walls in that bedroom are in an atrocious state.
- Wallpaper - I quite like wallpaper, but Fanny has it installed on every bloody wall. There is no place to rest your eye and every room clashes with the next. I'd have an ocular migraine staying in that dump!
- the Little Green wallpaper is expensive, but Fanny only used 1/2 of each strip because she started at a 3' dado line. The entire top half of each strip is cut off and tossed away. Again, Fanny has chosen the wrong wallpaper for the room
- the wallpaper was a huge waste of money, but don't worry because Snorty purchased used stemware for only 50 cents a piece.
- your botox isn't holding up too well, but don't worry darling, you'll be back in London very soon.
- measuring around the bathroom with a 6" ruler - what a silly woman (or were you trying to tell us that Snorty doesn't measure up?!?)
- do yourself a favour and stay in South Africa
What a way to make kids hate you! 
I hope they didn’t try to pick a damn tulip!
). I’m on my way to Florida and looking forward to some time on the beach. Catching a flight and will be there in a few hours. I’ll be joining you in the VIP lounge this evening from the Sunshine State! 
). THIS was breakfast o.m.g. And it was from the garden, hosts made it all.
