The Chateau Diaries #234 LieLande you'd have to be mad to work there, just a coincidence that everyone is

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lyna

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T Rex said:
Fanny had a potential gold mine- she could have been one of the top earners on YT and Patreon had she just capitalized on it (millions a year, vice $33K a month) and actually accomplished a real project- like the Shitoo and Chapel structural issues and the rendering. (I wonder not only at how many Patreon dollars Fanny has lost due to her Brenda Gibbons/Caroline Gooder dirty deletes/blocks for just asking legitimate questions, but also at the loss of YT Ad Sense dollars because those scorned viewers are no longer watching- and her viewership of even her most loyal fans is waning due to their disinterest at her shyte vlogs- seriously, no one wants to watch a middle aged entitled woman go on holiday for the upteenth time with her idiot "boyfriend" who is young enough to be her son- that alone is creepy AF. And no matter what expensive wallpaper you hang over a cracked wall, the wall will eventually win and tumble down, moron.)

We are all too well aware Snorts' #1 goal in life is to be a kept man- but guess what, Fanny? This little troll has cost you a lot of money, and will continue to do so. "But I was lonely and needed a companion!" Good lord, Fanny, for forks sake, check yourself into a treatment facility for depression, address your daddy issues, get rid of Snorts and his massive porcelain collection "You've got 48 hours to vacate. Byeee!", and focus on being a real adult for a change. Cheese on toast, you've been conned for the long game, and Snorts is only going to keep making you doubt yourself. Call Mummy and ask her true opinion- I bet it is on par with ours. Look at the numbers- they don't lie- when you brought Snorts aboard, viewership dropped when it should have been growing. Hmmm...
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Like Garden Answer! I love Laura!! She has got to be raking it in. People love her because she gets it done. Honestly how hard is it to drill some holes and pop in daffodil bulbs??? But Laura is consistent focused, engaging, AND SHE GETS IT DONE! The bigger projects she does are more involved but never over her head, AND SHE GEST IT DONE! And she has the RIGHT people helping her. Her viewers see results!

Fanny, Fanny, Fanny, Fan, Fan...
You blew it!
Laura loves flowers; you love attention...
Laura has a big property she has turned into a gold mine, by doing what she knows and loves best.
You have a chateau that is crumbling before everyone's eyes, so you go brocanting... Fa real???

Or what about the OMG Christine McDonnell??? She is amazing, gorgeous, and talented.
She has used all her assets and created a fantastic business. She doesn't do too many videos but what she does is beyond belief! So actually maybe out of your league...

Your love of attention could have gotten you further than your fake promises and grandiose lies that you are preserving a historical building...
Pfuittttttttttttttttt

You do have a gold mine, with that chateau, Fan Fan. You are reasonably easy on the eyes, relatively talented, and you don't mind showing skin. You were the first to capitalize on chateauverse. You should have used your assets and stuck to having dance parties in the kitchen, doing ridiculous shopping trips to Paris and London with Michael, sewing the occasional pillow.

You faked being poor.
You treat your patreons like :poop: .
You don't focus.
You got involved with someone draggin you down. Come on it can't be that good....

You lost it babe because that chateau was never your passion in the first place...
 
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HalcyonOrganic

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I love tattlers hunting on instagram, I could identify a few of you.

Except for one… a man.. oh my dear God, even all the tattle men are attractive..
 
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Karma baby!

Karma baby!

HalcyonOrganic said:
I love tattlers hunting on instagram, I could identify a few of you.

Except for one… a man.. oh my dear God, even all the tattle men are attractive..
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I, too, saw an attractive man which I ignored on account of being such a good girl 😇
 
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Lochness Monster

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Hercule P said:
Indeed her French is not very good (says the girl whose English is very Hercule Poirot-esque :ROFLMAO:;);)😉 ). She has no excuse. She has been living in France for 17 years and has not improved because she is too lazy and lives in an English speaking ghetto. It is English TV, English films, English everything.
Salon de la musique, NO, it is salon de musique. There is a salon de musique in Versailles. A woman so interested in châteaux should know that.
Jardin à l'anglaise, NO, it is jardin anglais. Most of the time "à la" is for a dish: homard à l'américaine (lobster), lièvre à la royale (hare), bouchée à la reine (vol au vent)
She gave a biscuit to Kevin "faite par Caroline". NO "fait par" (made by)
Magnet fishing "encore rien", NO it should be "toujours rien". The little boy answered using the correct "toujours rien". The 3 children are bilingual Dutch/French. Proper French 👍👍👍and how old are they???
Lack of practice, pretty obvious. Laborious French Miss French GCSE at 12!!!!!
She too has a very strong Southern accent. She speaks like Mireille Mathieu, a famous French singer who is now retired, I think. Nothing wrong with that but for such a snobish woman, it does not sound very Paaaaarisiaaaaan :LOL::ROFLMAO:😁
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Thank you Babbel. Free subscription on Tattle.
Looking forward to hearing her speak Dutch.🤔🙄
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Beachgirl said:
I’ve not watched this apart from seeing a few trailers. Is it worth watching.
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After my knee replacement I’m hoping to get a small dog as I hate living without one. But if I did meet someone and I found out he was mean or indifferent to dogs then he wouldn’t even get a second date. That is presuming he wanted a second date with a menopausal old hag of course. 🤷‍♀️
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Molly is not welcome . No threesomes for Natty now it seeems
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M&MsMom said:
My assumption is that he had a head start in learning "how to be" when he encountered his own mother! She seems to be one who rules the roost in that family - not saying that's a bad thing, just that she seems a tad domineering.
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Did she teach him conversation skills ?
Did she teach him basic table manners and etiquette?
Did she give him confidence?
I think she IS very domineering and he has married / moved in with his mother.
Natty has had quick lessons in how to look helpless and ‘ glamourous’ from her mother in law……
 

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Lochness Monster

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C'est moi said:
It could have been the EU passport thing and correct vaccinations. Also now that UK has "opted" out of Europe the pet passport rules have changed and, I believe hearing from friends, has become more difficult post brexit. Definitely NOT defending, just sayin'.
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Now that there is fun-nee 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Amoury said he left the dogs in the uk as his father was bereft at him moving to France. He felt it would be a comfort to his father…….
What a family!,
It may explain why Fanny has to call Mummy. In such a babyish voice. . Why don’t those mothers want their children to grow up and leave home?
I was taught mothers should give children wings and let them fly.?
 
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Karma baby! said:
@Jules100 just watched Chateau Warp up and I LOOOOOL’d when you said “I have so much knowledge on this stupid subject” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Same girl! Same!!!:m:m:m
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Maybe the podcast should have a ‘ Mastermind’ type quiz CD and Gag being specialist subjects etc
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Karma baby! said:
So…. this morning I had a good laugh with my ladies at Chateau Wrap Up, started Karma Baby’s IG account because I was feeling left out of the tea serving ceremony, and now recording previous week’s Patreon video for you…

Very productive 😎
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Keep calm…. And stay well❤
 
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Imperious Me

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M&MsMom said:
I don't remember the word-for-word of it, but in the Patreon video Natti and Amaury were talking about Molly's adjustment to moving into the new house. It appeared that Natti was setting all sorts of ground rules about where Molly could go within the house.
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So she clearly doesn't see Molly as a member of the family... just Amaury's dog.
 
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HalcyonOrganic

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Give Michael my number, give him my number!!!!! He is so near now oh lord he is just two names next to mine in the wrapup instagram list oh Jesus I forgive him everything he is right there

Edit: Forget it. Wrong chateau channel…
 
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