Just Grift Wood
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1. We start with Fanny in bed her fake grin (more of a constiptaed grimace) smeared across her slapable face holding a Hot cross bun as the pathetic Potts brings her tea and a homemade Hot Cross Bun. She squeals that it is like the olden days. She doesn't normally get breakfast in bed from Michael because Philip is there and no one wants to disturb her and Pubes while they are alone in the morning. But as she glances across to the empty pillow she proclaims Pubes has gone to Chateau Puy Vidal, she couldn't go because another Chateau hanger on and her kids are arriving today Caroline and Amaury and she wanted to greet them. (We all know how seriously she takes hosting). Get this Snorts is away for a few days because they want advice on the layout of their Chateau (Yes from Philip the architect, interior designer of note that he is) If this channel gets anymore ridiculous we will need to send clown suits.
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Simon Cuypers
31min
Ha
Fun little bts moment were Philip did want to make sure we are not thinking they do not sleep together 
So lovely, but the way she said it didn’t make me think you two aren’t sleeping together, we know it’s about your study 
No worrries 
2. Now cut to Fanny and Pathetic Potts in the kitchen making Hot Cross Buns MP makes a lame joke. "What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot Cross Bunnies" (all groan together). Fanny broke the Smeg Fridge by getting the butter out and Potts wants to glue the fridge but they decide to get a new part. They are going to add orange rind to the recipes.
3. Potts is staying in Mummy's apartment as his rooms have a whole in the ceiling for the giant flue for the boiler. They have to leave main kitchen as people need to start cooking for Easter.
4. Cut back to kitchen where fat lad is chopping and eating Kirsty husband is playing with knives and Kim is just Kim. Apparently Kirsty's husband saved her from a cut finger. They have created hand made food signs to show if Phi Phi can eat that dish (if the food doesn't make you gip that surely will). Apparently Phi Phi can eat Guinea Fowl as well as Turkey.
5. Now cut back to Mummy's place and Hot Cross buns proving. Then a jump cut to Easter Sunday lunch with Fanny pretending to love a dog and gushing over new arrivals as her soiree. The dog is called Empress Josephine and Phi Phi is saying it is a rat and asking for a dog.
6. Now Easter is over and it is the next day and she is heading to the kitchen to see Pavlina and her wild garlic pesto again (I thought there was very little in the forest so time line jiggle maybe). It is lunch time. Stephanie has an egg and pesto SANDDDDDDDDWICH. Natty and Amaury have separate mustards. The amount of eggs Fanny eats I am sure it is not just hot air that comes out of her mouth
7. MP and Fanny go up to the study to work together. They're both editing. He is editing a flog about photographing lions.
8. Now we are heading back to before Easter to see their planning for bathroom and he has more samples and they are looking for mirrors. He has an Autumnal wallpaper for a cupboard in his room. Snorts corrects her and says his study as he says if she calls it his room it sounds as though they don't sleep together. ha ha ha. Who uses Little Greene Wallpaper to do inside a cupboard in a study where someone does no work. He brings out Hencroft in Punch which is gaudy and Fanny loves it but it is not La Lande. He also brought up a pink paper to do a cupboard in their bedroom she points out they don't have a cupboard in their bedroom ha ha. Now a shit load more samples all Little Greene they're definitely grifting paper.
9. Now Fanny shows gifts from Beryl for Natty and Phi Phi they gush about how talented she is.
10. Now cut to Amaury and Phi Phi trying to put a mirror up in new dining room that really doesn't work the clueless fop.
11. Now filming a fucking pigeon in window
12. Now filming dinner and her guests and and Marie knows the couple it is all coincidence . Dinner is pork, rice with mushroom and pea and wild garlic emulsion. Davey is back seen through the window and at dinner. Amaury and Caroline and family staying. Boring old Fanny is plonked right in the centre of the table yet again
That's all folks like her life and her decor an incoherent mish mash of crap and actually bloody boring
Patreon comment:
Simon Cuypers
31min
Ha
Fun little bts moment were Philip did want to make sure we are not thinking they do not sleep together So lovely, but the way she said it didn’t make me think you two aren’t sleeping together, we know it’s about your study No worrries 2. Now cut to Fanny and Pathetic Potts in the kitchen making Hot Cross Buns MP makes a lame joke. "What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot Cross Bunnies" (all groan together). Fanny broke the Smeg Fridge by getting the butter out and Potts wants to glue the fridge but they decide to get a new part. They are going to add orange rind to the recipes.
3. Potts is staying in Mummy's apartment as his rooms have a whole in the ceiling for the giant flue for the boiler. They have to leave main kitchen as people need to start cooking for Easter.
4. Cut back to kitchen where fat lad is chopping and eating Kirsty husband is playing with knives and Kim is just Kim. Apparently Kirsty's husband saved her from a cut finger. They have created hand made food signs to show if Phi Phi can eat that dish (if the food doesn't make you gip that surely will). Apparently Phi Phi can eat Guinea Fowl as well as Turkey.
5. Now cut back to Mummy's place and Hot Cross buns proving. Then a jump cut to Easter Sunday lunch with Fanny pretending to love a dog and gushing over new arrivals as her soiree. The dog is called Empress Josephine and Phi Phi is saying it is a rat and asking for a dog.
6. Now Easter is over and it is the next day and she is heading to the kitchen to see Pavlina and her wild garlic pesto again (I thought there was very little in the forest so time line jiggle maybe). It is lunch time. Stephanie has an egg and pesto SANDDDDDDDDWICH. Natty and Amaury have separate mustards. The amount of eggs Fanny eats I am sure it is not just hot air that comes out of her mouth
7. MP and Fanny go up to the study to work together. They're both editing. He is editing a flog about photographing lions.
8. Now we are heading back to before Easter to see their planning for bathroom and he has more samples and they are looking for mirrors. He has an Autumnal wallpaper for a cupboard in his room. Snorts corrects her and says his study as he says if she calls it his room it sounds as though they don't sleep together. ha ha ha. Who uses Little Greene Wallpaper to do inside a cupboard in a study where someone does no work. He brings out Hencroft in Punch which is gaudy and Fanny loves it but it is not La Lande. He also brought up a pink paper to do a cupboard in their bedroom she points out they don't have a cupboard in their bedroom ha ha. Now a shit load more samples all Little Greene they're definitely grifting paper.
9. Now Fanny shows gifts from Beryl for Natty and Phi Phi they gush about how talented she is.
10. Now cut to Amaury and Phi Phi trying to put a mirror up in new dining room that really doesn't work the clueless fop.
11. Now filming a fucking pigeon in window
12. Now filming dinner and her guests and and Marie knows the couple it is all coincidence . Dinner is pork, rice with mushroom and pea and wild garlic emulsion. Davey is back seen through the window and at dinner. Amaury and Caroline and family staying. Boring old Fanny is plonked right in the centre of the table yet again
That's all folks like her life and her decor an incoherent mish mash of crap and actually bloody boring
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I will have to send over my doorstop alarms to put behind the rear tyres. They would scare anyone off. 
