The Chateau Diaries #231 Liar land the land of Liars

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I'll give fanny another 10 to 20 years and she'll be up to her ears in IBS. My mother is living proof. One of my mottos is "you are what you eat"
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she considers YouTube to be a proper job??????? What a joke.
Sadly, she is not alone! Doing a proper job with expected results would kill them. Pretentious and entitled the lot of them. Some are amusing but a proper job would finish them.
 
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In an old building with thick walls you have to start heating 1, 2 or even three days bevor it really gets warm inside.
Also there's no insulation in that place, so that heat is just going straight out again. I bet they don't keep them stoked up either as it requires effort. If they did they might just begin to notice a difference.
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she considers YouTube to be a proper job??????? What a joke.
Doesn't it just make you want to kick her, lazy friggin old trout!
 
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Finger referred to finger food!
 
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I thought the pear trees were only ornamental?!? Guess she doesn’t know that means they don’t produce fruit!
 
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Hello all! Stepping out of the depths of lurker -dom to throw in my two pence worth assessment of all the weird and not so wonderful characters of Château - verse. These threads have kept me very entertained over the years so thank you all for your witty and insightful commentary!

Fanny - little girl lost, covert narc. Mummy and daddy issues galore, and really an Oscar winning worthy actress pretending she loves all the tat sent to her by her adoring viewers. Clearly doesn't care for the farm anymore, but she has to keep the coins rolling in.

PhiPhi - underestimated by many. Machiavelli is his middle name (probably). By 2030, he will have his name on the deed for the farmhouse. Clearly barely tolerates his gf through gritted teeth. I doubt he loves China and brocantes as much as he pretends to.

Nutty and Cus - she is so blah there isn't anything to say. He is a wet blanket. The end.

Dan - living in Cuckoo land. OR top level schemer. It depends on if he really thinks he is going to restore that crumbling heap. Weird sexual tension with Fanny - yuck. She'd never go there because his class is too low.

Selmar - born in the wrong century. Would be happy being a peasant working the fields of Fanny. Terrible dental hygiene. Just a weirdo really.

Marie flower lady. Two words - grow up.

Scotsman - clearly Fanny's half brother. Very odd to make his nationality his entire personality (at least on camera) when he hasn't lived in the country for years? If you love Scotland so much - go back there.

Stay tuned for part Deux!
 
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Uh huh. Still hearing snorts voice in these replies! Still no heating! Not till May!! Hot water though. What about the showers? Are they working? Yet.
Is there any running water to the sink in the Blue Lagoon powder room?
 
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Whew....for a brief second there, I wasn't sure where you were going with that statement........
Me either! I mean, honestly…I don’t think Fanny has any trouble fingering with these claws…

 
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Today I had my weekly morning intensive yoga class and then I usually take my time to get ready to face another week. I was looking for something mindless but not mind numbing, I caved and watched the duo in San Pere de Ribes as I live on the same coastline just further south. I did not hate it. Must have been the yoga cleanse beforehand. Ollie even goes in a little visit to Malaga for work and shares some of his visit. Two people who don't know what they are doing trying to work on a money pit. They need to distance themselves from SJ &!her Shitoo but for what ever reason Ollie can't NOT do her. He thrives with SJ in his orbit. My hubs would be shot off to the moon, never to return. Thankfully I dont have this problem.
 
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Do you think she has put them in the unsafe bedrooms that she housed the Fleuries last year.
That is the room for people with kids. How the Smuglies remained friendly with her after she risked those children’s lives I’ll never know. My parents would’ve had their lawyers bury the entire Jarvis Crime Family.
 
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In his childhood Snorty's family must have indulged him to no end. I'm sure he never heard the word NO and definitely never heard the following words at the dinner table:
  • "you'll eat what's put in front of you or you'll go to bed hungry"
  • "there's no dessert until you eat what's on your plate"
  • "fine, go to bed hungry then"
  • "whatever is left on your plate, you'll have for breakfast"
  • "I'm not a short-order cook. You'll eat what everyone else is having"
In today's vlog Snorty claimed he's allergic to chicken. (that's the first I'd heard) Is there a tattler who is kindly keeping Snorty's List of Allergies (aka - foods he doesn't like)? If not, may I suggest we start a list and post it on Wiki.
 
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Since SJ (and/or Snorts) replied on Patreon, maybe someone could ask where everyone is staying since the building is compromised.
 
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The American version of LaLande. Take an ordinary, boring, nondescript building…throw on a turret…and call it a castle! You, too, can be a princess!


I wonder if the walls inside this turret are also painted red?

 
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I want to sit on the terrace and look out across the landscape...it looks so peaceful and beautifully maintained.... I could spend many Zen moments there.
 
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MaryEllen Mekins~
In a nutshell why this charlatan is still raking in the big bucks every month.

It is truly sad to see there are people still living vicariously through SJ. It's insidious that she capitalizes on it.

Voila another syncho waxing lyrical about how SJ is her god send. Does SJ tell Mary Ellen seen one grocery store seen them all?? Nope, she keeps her sucked in and believing this is her real magical life and everyone needs her.

Mary Ellen is excited about someone else's new dishwasher? Is her life that empty? Good God!

She getting fashion tips from granny fanny four flues?

FFS I'd rather watch the water droplets dry on my shower door.

LIVE your lives people. You get ONE shot at it!
 
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I thought the pear trees were only ornamental?!? Guess she doesn’t know that means they don’t produce fruit!
They are certainly Ornamental Pears. Dan said they grow to 3-4 metres (they grow to ~10) and planted them with plastic/wire around roots they were delivered with. Any wonder they’ve likely died they do produce fruit (although mine never have) but inedible. Possums seem to like them though!
 
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