The Chateau Diaries #231 Liar land the land of Liars

[C'est moi]

What was up with the huge chocolate eggs per child? The smaller ones placed in plastic eggs would have been much more fun for the kids. Also Diabetes anyone?

This flog proves she actually has far more content when there are more people around, doing tit loads of things. The flog was a give away for us. she confirmed that she can't be arsed with filming. She films when she needs to upload a flog. That's it.
She doesn't want to flog 3 times a week because she has too much to hide and she wants to lay in her bed watch netflix with Nostrils whilst surfing the net for crap to buy for her shittoo which is already filled to the brim.

p.s. will we see an installation of a pool now potty has made Lala land his base? I find him far easier on the eyes and less obnoxious than Nostrils.

I hope her village is one of the ones where the Mairie has decreed no new swimming pool installations due to the water shortages in France.

 

[pink roses]

Just as I did a year ago with the Fleuries who attended the Easter celebration at Lalande. I have now also unsubscribed from Lady of the chateau. Fleuries lost my patronage too last year, guilty by associasion with LaLande. Luckily for me I didn’t buy into the two ladies Patreon.

I’m thinking “lady of the château “ just went to the whole Easter spectacle to do some recon. on what things NOT to do at their workshops …… At least I hope they took notes on the rooms, decor,and meals .

 

[Beachgirl]

it is inly 200 odd dollars
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@KyBourbon your table and flowers looked very sophisticated unlike Fanny's garage flowers in very tall vases. I could hardly watch that flog she is an insult to hosting. Doesn't lift a finger, inadequate catering, has a lady who is on vacation from Australia working all day. She sits herself in the centre of the table gets her food first, what a lamentable way to behave.

@Beachgirl I hope your son is ok, what sort of person bites someone really sorry.

Well Fanny officially has to resort to rent a crowd she has no true friends pathetic

Thank you, it was some guy who had too much to drink and couldn’t accept he’d been refused entry to the nightclub for that reason. It wasn’t even my son who had refused him entry on this occasion. Thinking more about it the guy must have been drunk or showing off in front of his friends to have picked on my son as he is currently weight training and kick boxing in order to compete in his first cage fight.. His father and I are not happy at all about this, we didn’t bring him up for this sort of thing. He invited his dad to go along to watch but he has declined. I however have been banned from going because he knows if I saw someone hurting him I would be the mother from hell. I think I’d take a long sick to hit the other guy or I had thought of taking full tins of baked beans to throw at him over the cage wall. Nobody hurts my boy.

 

[JackSpratt]

Oh, no, no, no.
It's all too cheap for Fanny!

Nah, they'll be all over that like a rash. Especially twitty bollocks, he won't be able to contain himself.

 

[pasta_aldente]

Nah, they'll be all over that like a rash. Especially twitty bollocks, he won't be able to contain himself.

100% and given it was for the hotel, could be great reproductions while the Murano lighting obviously are the real deal.
Omg Fanny will put a spanner in her whole bedroom/study situation with this possibility LOL.

 

[C'est moi]

I wonder if all the Randoms arrived in the rent-a-van and hatch-back (like a clown car).

Also, who is this Random lady?

They were just passing. Saw there was a bit of a do and thought they would mingle, winging it all the way.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Oh, no, no, no.
It's all too cheap for Fanny!

Snorty's going to be glued to the auction site for the next two weeks. I envision a sneaky road trip to Artcurial Paris between April 24 - 27 and thereafter bidding on the Online Sales between April 28 - May 4.

With the Hotel Bauer closed for renovations, where will Fanny get hotel upgrades in Venice for the next 3 years???

 

[JackSpratt]

I hope her village is one of the ones where the Mairie has decreed no new swimming pool installations due to the water shortages in France.

Seeing as it's Easter let it be true

 

[Turaj]

Can you imagine, paying above the usual BnB rate to stay at Palace Stef, and you don't get your beds made, breakfast and god forbid, a cup of tea.? Oh, but her Highness may be woken up on a Monday to wave goodbye to you!

This boils my blood @JackSpratt that not even the basics are covered yet she can operate as a BnB!!

Jeeze, even the youth hostels I stayed in the late 1980s early 1990s operated better than Lie Lie land!

Don't you have to be licensed? I mean she does not even seem to have the basics. I honestly can't figure out what is going on around there.

 

[C'est moi]

I always thought this Souleiado ensemble was a dress not culottes. Maybe she tucked it into her knickers after having a pee.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

So I never realized that Phillips "study" was the room next to Fannys with the strange doors that was MP's room then Gerrys and I think Potts or Nic before them. So his study is really his bedroom... And why was the other bed put in there? Was it for the sister.with the multi colored hair? I am confused, my usual state

 

[ploppityplop2]

The back window of our car had been prised open with a screwdriver and cracked in the car park

What?

 

[ComtesseRose]

Maybe she tucked it into her knickers after having a pee.

She wears knickers?!
I thought, when she has to pee, she'd just stand in one spot and let it rip... (you know à la Versailles)

 

[Lady Avonlea]

So I never realized that Phillips "study" was the room next to Fannys with the strange doors that was MP's room then Gerrys and I think Potts or Nic before them. So his study is really his bedroom... And why was the other bed put in there? Was it for the sister.with the multi colored hair? I am confused, my usual state

Snorty's 'study' is definitely his bedroom.
They just put a single bed in there for the weekend so the sister with multi-coloured had a place to sleep in the same room as her sister & partner.

 

[vitanova]

What?

but it was lovely weekend and they had lovely time. an they wanted to come back next year.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

I hope her village is one of the ones where the Mairie has decreed no new swimming pool installations due to the water shortages in France.

That wouldn’t stop Fanny she has a total disregard for rules and regulations as they do not apply to her. She openly flouts them in every aspect of her B and B business, continued to water the battlefield behind the chapel despite all the restrictions in force but never appears to be brought to task. Maybe her and the Marie and/or the local mp who invited her to Paris to talk to other politicos are more than good friends, as eyes are certainly turned where her behaviour is concerned.

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Found this video with more of the broccoli casserole exchange. We think our comments are bad, we have nothing on this Caroline.


More fun

Now following him on YT. Very talented guy

 

[Jules100]

Now read carefully as I will write this once and once only.

Selmar my view on everything is because his mother was artistic, he and his siblings were different from the rest of the crowd. he doesn't appear to have friends left behind him in the Netherlands. He doesn't appear to have had an intense emotional relationship with anyone when he was younger.

Apart from his accident I don't believe he was a star at school, what he showed us about his job was far different from what a tool maker who flated with us in my very long ago days. Looked more like a pattern maker in metal. My asumpton is that because of his family lifestyle he didn't have many friends at school and tended towards living an alternative life of fantasy.

The drawings he showed Stephaine were a very naive nature, exactly what he is. He had never been popular and whole lalande experience made him feel loved admired by many people throughout the world. There has been no reality check that was an exceptional time, a WW pandemic, social media WWconnectivity far different from 1918 when people in your country didn't know what was happening except in their small locations.

When he left and went to Bill and Viviane he tried to recreate the lalande there. The very cringeworthyness of doing his own Chateau Cadeaux, the easter egg hunt was to me vomit inducing.

He hasn't grown up, he wants to be a star someone who is recognisable someone people flock to as they did with their comments on Chateau diaries. Life has moved on so have people we have a new normal and Selmar is forgettable.

Producing vlogs showing a kitten playing or rabbits in a chateau room show how limited his world is, thats the type of world people who are sick and unable to socialise because of their illness, be it cancer, anxiety or whatever live in. Seen it far too often in my nursing days.

It is my belief he is going to become a blight in the Chateauverse, travelling from vloging Chateau to Chateau trying to content and bludging off the workaway system. He can never recreate 2020 again.

When he came on here I skipped those threads he had nothing to provide me with, I only hope I have expressed myself sufficently that this does not become a derail. Or I ahve insulted any fellow tattlers, and if Selmar is still on here and reads this he reflects on the past and puts it in that knapsack of the his back, them removes and throws it away. By doing so he will become a better person. IMHO

Repeating myself I am not a Selmar fan. I've had my say, that's it no more on the topic from me. These are my feelings and assumption, I only hope two things from thsi post .

I believe that Selmar fell hard for Stephanie’s love bombing. A lovely lady speaking to him, telling him how wonderful and needed he is. That’s all any man really wants, especially if they’ve never really gotten it before. There are lots of lovely ladies in the chateauverse. They’re all young and friendly and probably a little too available. Most would never have anything to do with Selmar (or Steve) in real life. Selmar’s been hooked. This is the only life for him now. Unfortunately, he doesn’t have enough money for his own chateau, other people don’t want to give him one or live with him for eternity. Also, he doesn’t read the room well and overshares and overstays. You’re not getting any younger or paid any better Selmar. It’s time to be a real adult and make some good life decisions for a change.

 

[john eccles]

Nah, they'll be all over that like a rash. Especially twitty bollocks, he won't be able to contain himself.

Jack, I cannot stomach the thought of watching any of Fannys debauchery, but one thing I am with you 100%, is that camel toe is one obnoxious cnut.

 

[M&MsMom]

Isn’t she the wife of one of the Burgundy vineyards owners that Fanny and Potty met when they got knighted for their services to the grifting community. Then after Pilar and her family arrived at the shittoo armed to the backteeth with wine for the deserving Fanny.
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I didn't watch the video where Stephanie and Michael got their "honorary" knighthoods, but you are probably right. I looked up the vintner on the bottle that Stephanie prominently showed in the video when Pilar brought it over as I was sure that she was somehow connected to it. I found the name of the owner, but the name didn't sound Spanish (the owner of Chateau de la Saule appears to be Alain Roy), but that doesn't mean they don't work there in some capacity.

I am 100% sure we have seen Pilar in something other than this Burgundy vlog, though. Definitely a party situation, if I recall correctly.

Stuart Folkes posted a video of Pilar and what I think is her husband on her Instagram this morning. They are definitely talking about wine.
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Wasn't she there when Nuttis family were staying?

Maybe? I just know I've seen her before on these vlogs.