It would not surprise me at all if FRK makes an appearance soon, either to cook if Maria goes and SJ gets desperate, or just for a "friendly" visit. Fanny and Snorty were quick to invite her back after she had said she was suicidal. Fanny knew that if anything happened to FRK, she may not come out of that well and she thought having her to stay would put her in a good light as a caring person who "rescued" Marie. We don't yet know exactly what happened with MM in S. Africa but Fanny will not risk any further bad publicity so if Marie asks to come back, she will certainly make a big show of welcoming her. Let's hope for Marie's own sake, that she does not do this.
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It’s not about the crap food and the “entertainment”. The Eyes Wide Shut part is the reason why they keep going back to the chateau…
Agreed!
I would bet money that the bamboo bench has not been resealed since it's installation.
Stephanie knows next to nix about home maintenance.
Dan installed the bench top but it was up to Stephanie or one of her minions to maintain it.
The only thing she is good at, is making curtains and hanging wallpaper, and she manages to bodge the latter.
Play their cards right, they'll all be down with it for Easter Monday. Weeeeee!
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It's my birthday weekend, week, month. I'm on a cleanse to get it out of my system.My darling @JackSpratt you are on fire. I feel they have really pissed you off. You go girl
I see the woman who cooked for the music workshop at lie land, and fought FRK for table space and gave FRK a home and much more in Haworth (also gave the name for cadeau at the chateau), is currently in France. Will she make an Easter appearance at lie land I wonder
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Perhaps they're thinking of launching a his and hers collection of beaniesIt looks like the beanie hat is doing wonders for her sinuses.
I'm your fatter blonde 5ft 1in long lost twin. They still speak like it there, although there's a bit more of the London thrown in now.I think the entire preparation area should be commercial and utilitarian in design.
Maria, Marie and to a lesser extent Dan all deserve a medal for preparing meals on the kitchen table for large numbers of people.
No wonder Cyril threw in the towel.
She's living in an area that has loads of granite. Loads of it over my way too, back in the day they produced granite mill stones here. They could have installed a clean functional stainless professional kitchen, it's not a huge space.
You mean Door mat Nikki.I see the woman who cooked for the music workshop at lie land, and fought FRK for table space and gave FRK a home and much more in Haworth (also gave the name for cadeau at the chateau), is currently in France. Will she make an Easter appearance at lie land I wonder
I think Josie will pitch up, with Andrew, Riccardo, Pugs and Mother, she likes to be on You Tube and in the know.
Will be interesting to see how everyone will interact if/when FRK arrives. Where will FRK fit it? What sweet nothings did Fanny whisper to entice FRK back and what promises did Fanny make with her love-bombing?
There's no more girl power or dancing in the kitchen. Snorty won't let FRK near Fanny, so don't expect spending nights together again watching movies. No more weekends away or treehouse hot tubs. Natti has Amuary on a short leash. Pavlina has the flowers covered and Snorty sets the tables. Maria, Pavlina and Jared are a tribe, and whilst FRK & Jared may both enjoy floating off with the fairies together, that threesome see right through Fanny & Snorty and know Fanny needs them more than they need Fanny.
Something entertaining is desperately needed so hopefully things get spicy soon.
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Josie could add a bit of entertainment.
A ridiculous question, I know, but what chance of SJ not screwing up the drop of the wallpaper vis-à-vis the different wall space available in that bathroom. The design (I think it’s quite nice but not in that space…and she’s gone for pale germolene pink again) is quite bottom heavy.
She and the self-styled Great Aesthete are so bloody dim they can’t grasp the basics of repeats, drops, width. Even if it’s written down by the manufacturer.
Another wallpaper crime waiting to happen.
£244 a roll. No matter that it will follow in the footsteps of the blingtastic downstairs loo, the mangrove swamp dining room/hall, Daddy’s medieval frolics in the winter salon “loo cupboard” and the Marquis apartment’s faux tapestry wallpaper. Goodness knows what the bird paper looks like in Germolene shower room.
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She and the self-styled Great Aesthete are so bloody dim they can’t grasp the basics of repeats, drops, width. Even if it’s written down by the manufacturer.
Another wallpaper crime waiting to happen.
£244 a roll. No matter that it will follow in the footsteps of the blingtastic downstairs loo, the mangrove swamp dining room/hall, Daddy’s medieval frolics in the winter salon “loo cupboard” and the Marquis apartment’s faux tapestry wallpaper. Goodness knows what the bird paper looks like in Germolene shower room.
Bird & Bluebell China Clay Neutral Wallpaper | Little Greene
This elegant mural, (156cm x 325cm) featuring birds, bees and bluebells has been created from remaining fragments of wallpaper found at Felbrigg Hall in Norfolk. Originally on a striped background, the remaining source material has been adapted, transformed and recoloured to suit the...
Totally agree - in my much less experienced past I had beech worktops put in what a nightmare ! As you say soon goes black round rhe sink and starts to rot - I can be done but needs constant care and oiling not something they would be doing - replaced mine with granite never looked back - tjey Cooke have that whole room ship shape in a weekend
I marveled at the idiocy of Dan trying really hard to kill himself on his son's birthday. Selfish prick could have ruined every birthday for the rest of his sons life. Even worse if he has fallen and broken his neck. Who would take care of him? I doubt he has health insuranceJust watched FF Dan installing his "free" solar panels - still no hard hat!. Yet again, doing everything twice - has he not yet learnt from his past mistakes?
To date, how many times have those steps been cleared, thinking at least 5/6 times by now!
And, he said, "wow, what a view". Really?
See, I knew we were twinnies. I have a few more inches in height but I'm more wider bodied than I used to be! Still blondish. Hey, wouldn't it be funny if we new each other from our past lives!!
Given the patron numbers and money drop between Fanny and Billy/Dan combined it looks like it’s already happening. Hard to tell with Billy setting his Patreon to prevent money amounts but it’s close enough for government work.
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the arriere cuisine, or scullery, or back kitchen, needs a complete revamp. It’s totally unfit for purpose.
The prancing twerp can’t take credit for that eminently sensible idea. Remember when Davey morphed from Capability Brown to an interior designer? He came up with a plan/design and suggested using something like IKEA units to completely reshape the layout of the 3 walls, creating more cupboards and more countertop areas. I seem to remember SJ - predictably) baulked at the idea of units from the Swedish meatball emporium (not pretty enough?, not grand enough?). Davey then suggested at least using the carcasses of the units and have doors made and suitable work tops. (Paging Armoire).
I’m pretty sure it was after that when Dan bodged the work top/draining board by the sinks.
Mlle Fumée et Miroirs buying integrated dishwashers (squeals of horror) adds yet more unnecessary work to Armoire’s to do list. On the other hand, he’s not going to be doing anything in grand salon any time soon and he must bored of radiator covers.
Another chapter in Stephanie’s lengthy volume of incompetence.
Dan is the poster boy for the Dunning-Kruger Effect.
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"Paste the Wall" and watch it collapse in front of or onto of youA ridiculous question, I know, but what chance of SJ not screwing up the drop of the wallpaper vis-à-vis the different wall space available in that bathroom. The design (I think it’s quite nice but not in that space…and she’s gone for pale germolene pink again) is quite bottom heavy.
She and the self-styled Great Aesthete are so bloody dim they can’t grasp the basics of repeats, drops, width. Even if it’s written down by the manufacturer.
Another wallpaper crime waiting to happen.
£244 a roll. No matter that it will follow in the footsteps of the blingtastic downstairs loo, the mangrove swamp dining room/hall, Daddy’s medieval frolics in the winter salon “loo cupboard” and the Marquis apartment’s faux tapestry wallpaper. Goodness knows what the bird paper looks like in Germolene shower room.
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This elegant mural, (156cm x 325cm) featuring birds, bees and bluebells has been created from remaining fragments of wallpaper found at Felbrigg Hall in Norfolk. Originally on a striped background, the remaining source material has been adapted, transformed and recoloured to suit the...
The Chatelaine de Monetization renovates like a chicken with its head cut off. Running around with no plan, no ability to focus. She doesn’t need patrons. She needs some Ritalin.
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How about a new name for the Gay Twank -
Beanie Baby?
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Did I hear the slight dig at Tattle in Stephanie's latest?
It comes in at the end, while they are thanking Grant, 26:49.
Stephanie says "Thank you, Graunt" in her English accent, then someone else - Amaury? - yells out 'Grant' in a very American accent, and someone else does it, too. Then I think we hear Stephanie saying thank you again, pronouncing it 'Grant' instead of 'Graunt'.
It comes in at the end, while they are thanking Grant, 26:49.
Stephanie says "Thank you, Graunt" in her English accent, then someone else - Amaury? - yells out 'Grant' in a very American accent, and someone else does it, too. Then I think we hear Stephanie saying thank you again, pronouncing it 'Grant' instead of 'Graunt'.
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