The Chateau Diaries #207 The association is named: Wonker, Tasser, Trollop & Son!

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- Structural Survey for the Grand Salon will be REALLY expensive - EU2,700. The Ardmore Vase cost EU3,600 (SA Rand 66,000). Suggest Fanny hawk the vase to pay for the survey.
- Snorty appears to be wearing Fanny's sweater (looks similar to the cashmere sweater which had holes and she sewed patches on)
- Aunt & Oncle return after NY Eve to spend a couple of days. I call BS on the timing. They have to cook the dinner for Fanny, Snorty, Cuz, Dan and Kim.
- Mummy & Percy, along with Natti & her family have apparently already escaped. No fond goodbyes, no honking horns and no spins around the courtyard - that's when you know Fanny's time clock is broken
- January in the garden and Fanny seems surprised nothing much is happening - 1 carrot, a few radishes, a kale stale bush and some nasty artichokes. Kirsty was not impressed with Fanny's stale bush artichokes
- Cuz is losing 1/3 of his workshop and this will make it more challenging to do large projects. No explanation as to why the new electric boiler has to go into the workshop area vs. one of the unused, outbuildings.
- Cuz and Dan head off on a mystery road trip - really just head off to pick up a case of beer.
- Dinner for 4 - Fanny, Snorty, Cuz and Dan (no Kim). What a mishmash of a meal & enough food to feed an army - bucket of soup made from leftovers, 4 chickens, salad, pasta, bolognese sauce. Definitely clearing out the fridge before heading south for an unearned holiday.
- There is a big tool in the kitchen perched over the stove.
- Why is Dan always there for dinner or is it really dessert he's interested in?
Excellent recap @Lady Avonlea ! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Thank you!!! ♥♥♥
 
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Why isn't Turkey Fangs at his own Chateau?
Didn't he say something about a cabin? Well, that takes money too !!!
Just when is he starting on building this cabin ?
 
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i think she doesnt even ask companies for surveys...its all a bunch of lies to derail and delay...and in the meantime go on holiday and stretch out the money coming in...what a fraud...and they all play along...a.very akward family...i guess they are used to mislead people...it has been their business all their lives..all of them...even the ones who are in Fannies friends and volunteercircle...I am still amazed the one who left dont speak out...What power is Fanny holding over them?? is she blackmailing them? telling them she will sue them?? so akward..
Fanny and her surveys…. What is a survey Stephanie? When the Ian’s x3 were working in the hall now dining room. The beam had huge cracks with plaster falling off. Fanny exclaims I must get it surveyed…. She did not and they literally 😂plastered over the huge cracks.
I noticed she says all ‘ spare’ money will be used for blah blah. They better stop spending on anything non essential then.
And during lockdown. Lots of work from Dan and Selmar ,the walled garden was showing promise. Yet even then Fanny does nothing but buy buy buyI recall 12 hop plants for the arches that now have blackberries and clematis on them…. Kirsty does not know how to train either. That garden should be planned for this year and many seeds should be on the go. I doubt it.Instead it will be bread and her one dish of duck shepherds pie.
Perhaps she should just travel and sell up!!

I am not sure Fanny has banged Dan-there is chemistry there but it doesn't seem to ring true with me. Annalise has been way too friendly and if Fanny had a fling with Dan I think Annalise would have made sure her hair went green. The Shitto lifestyle turned Dan's head and all the partying and playing teenager was instrumental in their marriage breakdown and the beginning of that no marks mid life crisis-but has Fanny been there? I am not sold-if it has or does happen it will be just a fling-Dan is too feisty and too rough for Fanny to consider long term. Fanny likes her men metro sexual and easily pliable and not sure Dan is either of those things.

From patreon a buffet of opinion:

Rhonda Logsdon Thomas
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Always a lovely time. Sad that Amaury has to give up some of his workshop, but I think that the heating is worth it. He did too.

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Gabrielle Baalke

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Oh, Chantal and Steven, that meal is making my mouth water--recipes, please!!

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Janese Carstens

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I'm trying to think of the last time there was only 4 of you in the chateau. It must be months ago. At least you won't have to cook until the weekend again with all of that food...more time for editing. :) It's fun to watch the preparations for the next season begin - the gardening, the heating, the building, the planning, and even the season of quotes! Ha! Thanks for the video Stephanie.

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Sebastian Gröters

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I could watch these cosy, homey vlogs every single day of the week. Thank you very much for sharing these moments with us.

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Judy Richardson

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Is Pavlina still helping out in the garden ? I've noticed her absence in the blogs since Christmas .

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Jennifer Cochrane

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I think she's taking some time off. she was in Paris with Jared over New Year.


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Kristy Liphart

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Can I say, the Peacocks on your car made me laugh! In North America where I live, we sometimes get wild turkeys sitting on our cars.

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Dodi Williams

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In our town we get large hawks that perch on the cars.




Ronald M Cyr

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we see Dan in your videos. Does anybody know why he hasn’t posted on his channel in over a month? It seems odd that he’s not showing signs of life to his many followers.

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Trevor Love

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Dan will be posting a vlog tomorrow evening

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Carol J Elam

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Once the new furnace is installed in the Stable/Amaury workshop, will the old system be removed from the Laundry room? Or even part of it?




Jennifer Cochrane

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I was going to ask exactly the same question!


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Jennifer Cochrane

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Have Mummy and Percy left the chateau now? I hope it's just short term before they go back to South Africa.




Stephanie Jarvis

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Yes, they’ve just left and are back in the UK. I usually film the Patreon videos on the day itself, so that you have the most up-to-date information. This one was filmed today. I am one week ahead with the Chateau Diaries (finally!) so you will see Mummy and Percy leaving the chateau in next week’s Chateau Diaries 😊

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Zara Kirk

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lovely sense of relaxation and calm to start the year...... perhaps before the storm of all the work starting up!

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Elizabeth McDonald

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Glad to hear the structural survey will be done soon. Money well spent!

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Chloe Hutton

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You should get a structural survey for the whole Chateau-I suspect you have a lot of movement probably water table with the lake being drained and the very hot summer. Get a complete survey and put your mind at ease. Also please try and get a team of workman in-Ian must be better now and you have the money and then you can really get on with renovations it is way too much for just the wonderful Amaury. Happy New Year.

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Stephanie Jarvis

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We’re also getting a full structural survey of the chapel, after discovering the issues with the buttresses. All spare money will be going into the restoration of the chapel as it seems the most urgent along with the grand salon.

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Chloe Hutton

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Very wise you will then know the worst and can tackle it. You will get there. Cxxx






Abigail Grant

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Getting a survey and a proper project manager is needed for 2023.

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Stephanie Murray

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Don't forget if you still need someone to come restore the panelling paintwork, let me know, I've done a lot of decorative pait effects and work over the years. My best friend used to be a well known muralist and I used to help her, she kept telling me to take over but at the time I didn't want to leave couture! Hugs from my bronchial bed ! In the process of adopting two little doggies xxx

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Stephanie Jarvis

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Thank you so much!




Lisa Akinlabi

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I just adore your aunt and uncle, always fun and happy. Hopefully a new space for Amaury can be found since he is an integral part of the chateaus survival. He and Dan are always so funny together. It's nice they have a good friendship. Kirsty is so good at her job and I agree, more apple pies.

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Terri Bowlby-Chiasson

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This was lovely… Great to see some of the every day meals around the table… I’m with Kirsty, more apple pie! More apple pie! That’s my specialty actually, I have placed second and third at our local agricultural Autumn exhibition for my apple pie… Anytime you want me to come over and make apple pies I would happily do so! Hee hee

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Stephanie Jarvis

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Yum! 😋




Rachel Ciarlante

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Dinner for 4 looked amazing. How did the soup turn out? I didn't see it on the table. :)

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Stephanie Jarvis

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It was delicious! We had it for lunch for the next two days 😋




Wailing Banshee

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In the US we have striped and solid balls with numbers on it. It makes it more challenging bc when you play you play against one another and you can't sink the other players balls. Glad to see the you all and everyone is happy and well!! xoxo Much Love xoxo Laura

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Daniel Hammond

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Thank you for the video

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Jilly Phillips

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A great overview for the new year! The billards table is brilliant! Ready for Spring! Cheers!

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Heather Grant

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Oh my goodness! Add the Garlic Olive Roasted Chicken, Sauteed Garlic Green Beans, and Stuffed Tomatoe Provençal to the upcoming Chateau DeLalande Cookbook*, please! (I'm going to try interpreting the chicken in the meantime; I'm assuming the olives were stuffed inside the bird with the garlic?) *All recipes from the dishes we've drooled over, over the years in the vlogs, of course :) from the various LaLande 'chefs'.

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Lois Hampstead

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Love these “everyday, at home vlogs”. Both dinners looked amazing. So glad you are getting the structural survey done.

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Coral Grace

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I just love these updates ❤thanks dear Stephanie ☀ the billiard table looks amazing! And seeing your aunt and uncle again is always a pleasure 😊 sending love to you all 🥰

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Lynne Sands

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Lovely to see how you are getting on, as usual everything looks so good. Have you a firm date for the heating engineers starting, I do hope it is soon, it will be a good job done. Good luck with the structural survey. Lots of love xx

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Susan Stephens

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The refinished billards table is magnificent! The grain and shine of the wood is perfection. It goes with the refinished room. When that was first revealed to us, I literally had tears. Amaury did such amazing work with thoughtful features and finishes. He us pure talent!!! Great to have the updates with food, family, chefs, garden. Love to all, Susan

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Lin Gell

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Great video lovely to see Stephen and Chantal and Dan. You meals looked great and the billiard table is superb xx

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Dick Bronder

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The billiards table looks great. The game with only the red balls is called Straight Pool. The other one with also the coloured balls is off course Snooker.

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Gail Goldys

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The food looks soooo gooood! Glad all is coming together but sad for Amaury’s space What is Amaurys last name

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Stephanie Jarvis

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It’s Richmond

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Georgette Jones

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Love seeing the “simple” meals…..everyday life is the best👍

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Chuck Troast

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The pool table (USA here) looks fantastic. Years ago I restored an antique Brunswick table (again USA antique age - relative). I've loved the game ever since my grandfather taught it to me at the local pool hall. On the abundance of Kale.... Julienne it, I love Lacinato and Scarlet, in some butter and a little garlic until it wilts add scrambled eggs... it's a great breakfast beginning.

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Carol Z

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Stephanie, your Uncle’s brooch is a silver fox. In the US, and perhaps in Europe as well, a silver fox is what we call an exceedingly handsome (and ofttimes charming) man with gray or graying hair. Pretty appropriate for him doncha think?

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MaryEllen Meekins

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Here's a suggestion for the kale. Clean, destem, and freeze it. Then you will have it whenever you want. We love kale in a hearty soup that we call Italian meatball soup. I think it's proper name is Italian wedding soup, but that's just the foundation recipe, we believe in adding to and improving. LOL. Mom adds carrots, onions, corn, and pasta to the recipe we have. And instead of Swiss chard we use Kale. Oh! And instead of putting the cheese in the soup we put it on the individual servings kind of like french onion soup.

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MaryEllen Meekins

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Oh yeah! I noticed that some of you guys have profile pictures, but I have no idea how to do it. I've tried! Maybe you can't do it on the mobile app?





Phillip Richardson

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How big a job was the billiard table? Looks great now and also is functional…was it expensive to do?





Chappell Holt

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The billiard table is GORGEOUS, wow! Too bad about Amaury's workshop. He would feel much better if he saw the size of mine! Hahaha...





Michael T

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Some thoughts on today’s Patreon video: To be properly attired for a billiard game of snooker, gentlemen should be dressed in a waistcoat and bow tie --- along with other necessary attire of course. I wish I was lucky enough to have Stephen and Chantal drop by my house on their way back home and cook up a delicious meal as they so enviably do at Lalande. I’d even be willing to cover any additional transportation costs to go a little out of their way. I think Kirsty’s warmth of character, natural charm and engaging smile might be just enough to make the apple trees blossom any time of the year. Kudos to Amaury on his open willingness to give up about one-third of his workspace for the new heating system. Everyone wins with that much appreciated exchange and I bet things at Lalande are going to be heating up very soon. From soup to nuts is definitely one thing you can’t say about Philip’s mega-pot of soup, for not a solitary nut will be found… but you could say Philip has created a tasty blend of alphabet soup, from A to Z --- aubergine to zucchini. Great job Philip… and there might even be enough to last through the winter.
Excellent chapter of comments. Thank you
 
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That is one of the most bizarre things I have ever heard.





I'm waiting for Philip to get his ears pierced.
Both of them.
Then I want him to wear pearl studs.
No, I see him as more of a granny clip-on kinda guy
 
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I ran a reverse image search just in case Danny Boy snerched it from another site, but 60 billion images later it doesn’t even pop for Insta. Curiouser and curiouser Alice…
I think he’s thrown this photo out there to give the impression he’s been away. The reason being, when he finally can be arsed to upload his flog we’ll see his sun kissed face meaning it’s obvious he’s been getting some winter action sun. This is to distort the real picture.

I don’t know if he and Fanny are in a relationship but I’m betting she’s been reeling him in and then giving him the cold shoulder on repeat for months. I can see her being that type of women and it feeding her narcissistic personality. Dan the man with a knackered old van to sleep in and possessions in bin bags is not in a strong position to tell her to f**k off. He had to stay at her shithole when his van broke down recently, he had no where else to go. I still think he’s living in that van on the site of his ruin. He needs her and her gaggle of misfits (those of which he probably believes are his friends) and she thrives off being able to exploit that for her own egotistical purposes.

If I’m right more fool him!
 
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Wonder how Elizabeth Arden's social media Manager is coping today one minute thinks she is working for a premium beauty brand the next having to see how to stop the 8 hour cream being reduced to a nob cream
 
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Wonder how Elizabeth Arden's social media Manager is coping today one minute thinks she is working for a premium beauty brand the next having to see how to stop the 8 hour cream being reduced to a nob cream
I don't know about frost-bitten - I would have preferred to have heard that the corgi's had chewed on it.
 
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All you have to do is listen to her sing or watch her dance. She absolutely sucks in bed. She has no rhythm or soul. No wonder she’s a screamer, it’s all she’s got.
All the worlds a stage to Fanny. That loudness in bed is done for effect. She desperately wants everyone in the building to know she's getting some and having a good time when they're not. I doubt she actually enjoys herself. It's exhibitionism.
 
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@KyBourbon said:
Is there no drama or controversy in other royal families worth reporting?
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I am not derailing, I'm only answering a question asked by @KyBourbon about more RF drama. Well there's one that has been happening in Norway. Not to derail I'll only summarise. The people of Norway asked for titles to be removed, a meeting was held, an announcement was made. It's similar to the H&M one, if Harry was part of another RF, Meg would not have got a role or title. The question is why do people from other countries who don't practice or believe in monarchy want to marry into it? You can google it,
 
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We also have people over here in the states who truly believe the earth is flat. So…yeah.

Oh…and we have people who give money to a fake chatelaine!

I always say…”think of the intelligence level of the average American. Now…realize that half of America is stupider than that!” 😆
It's 'more stupid' not 'stupider.'

I'm sorry Ky, but that was irresistible. 😆 Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

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Yes she did and Santa was Very Generous with the needle too !! :ROFLMAO: 💋
i really dont understand why people do these things...needles in healty flesh..the same with fake boobs etc...no knife is entering my flesh when there is no medical reason for it... :rolleyes: btw they almost all end up like caricatures in the end..
 
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All the worlds a stage to Fanny. That loudness in bed is done for effect. She desperately wants everyone in the building to know she's getting some and having a good time when they're not. I doubt she actually enjoys herself. It's exhibitionism.
She probably learned how to mimic the sex act from watching porno and practicing in front of a mirror. 🤣

It's 'more stupid' not 'stupider.'

I'm sorry Ky, but that was irresistible. 😆 Yes, I know I'm going to hell.

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I'll raise you one in the grammar department. 🤣 Sorry, it's the teacher in me, can't help it.
Is Stupider (Stupidest) a Word?
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  • Stupider is the comparative form of the adjective stupid. Because stupid is a two-syllable word, its comparative form can be created either by adding the suffix “-er” or by using more.
  • The same goes for the superlative form of stupid. It can be either the stupidest or the most stupid.
 
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Wonder how Elizabeth Arden's social media Manager is coping today one minute thinks she is working for a premium beauty brand the next having to see how to stop the 8 hour cream being reduced to a nob cream
Whatever works! Once, in a jam, I had to use margarine.
 
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