Can you imagine Stephanie doing this?
No. Either can I.
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No. Either can I.
Interesting how visually stable everything appears in these images, right down to the seemingly straight beam in the not so grand salon. So the absolute destruction of a centuries old fortified farmhouse is down to greedy Fanny being a tit steward of a co-owned property! Here in the United States our prisons use orange jumpsuits as the uniform. I don’t know what France uses but I would love to see her spend the rest of her days in one. I’d even be okay if the entire thieving mafia family had to as well!
Taking liberties on a new thread title suggestion regarding the libertines...Here is filthy Fanny.Her first trip to SA on vlog. They are lording it up… and she is coveting the Ardmore piece.
She thinks she is buying class. She is, it is second class!
Going back to the money. Derek did not leave a will.
He obviously gave Fanny enough to buy her London flat with Larkin, and the chateau also with Larkin. Maybe answering myself…. When they sold the nursing home money was divided at that time. It does not seem to correlate with when Gerry set up his taxi firm although Derek may… have helped.
Was there a deal that Larkin can use the beach house or does he have shares in this too….?
I do not believe Derek had a pension or investments.
Mummy will most likely have a pension from working in the health service in the UK tho.
Fanny has never worked and is not entitled to any state help. Her income was….. from the air bnb on the London flat.
There is so much of this ‘ story of lies ‘ that continues not to add up.
My view is that the old van Amoury arrived in is now in use by his parents. why? Or did they buy it to help him? He and Natty have a white Mazda?hatchback.
The purchase of Matts red van was to replace the loss of Amourys useful van?
I must stop I am thinking too much
Fanny thinks she's buying class. She is, but it's 3rd class.Don’t forgot those fine folks who are famous simply for being famous!Americans have billionaires, millionaires and the rest of us.
Mine had such a fit to sleep in the bed that I finally invested in a set of steps for her. Otherwise no one got any rest. I had a heck of a time finding them too, as my bed is 30” tall.
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Don’t forgot those fine folks who are famous simply for being famous!
So classy! But I suppose better nouveau riche than no riche at all!
Sometimes, to get the housework done, I pretend I'm the housekeeper and on a time constraint
I hope you 'pay' yourself for being your own housekeeper. At least give yourself the odd treat for a job well done! Husband hired a housekeeper/cleaner/cook/physio for us after I hurt my back. I was expecting a horror like Mrs. Danvers and got a Nanny Ogg (for those who know the Discworld) and she's truly worth her weight in gold. She's thoroughly no-nonsense, completely down to earth, a glorious cook, and I adore her sense of humour. My days sparkle with her around. We've had quite a few adventures together with her ferrying me about to various appointments and beyond, and her extended family are gems! Aside from all my aches and pains, I'm extraordinarily lucky to have such caring people in my life.Sometimes, to get the housework done, I pretend I'm the housekeeper and on a time constraint
I bet that was hard to find! He’s excellent about sleeping in his crate, no fuss at all. I’m a helicopter dog mother, so I do it mainly for his safety. I’m afraid he’ll fall off the bed! My last cavalier was a Blenheim girl and she would sleep on my head and snore. (Had a lower bed then). I couldn’t sleep! He’s such a snuggle bug I’m tempted to get a different bed. Since he was a pup he’s been climbing in my lap to fall asleep on me.Don’t forgot those fine folks who are famous simply for being famous!
Mine had such a fit to sleep in the bed that I finally invested in a set of steps for her. Otherwise no one got any rest. I had a heck of a time finding them too, as my bed is 30” tall.
Thankyou KikiGee, that makes me so angry. Promises, promises, promises never kept....my narc mum was exactly the same, promising things all the time and then reneging with all manor of excuses. That poor girl would have been so looking forward to a trip O/s, I really want to slap Fanny's smug face.The Chateau Diaries #205 Nutty's Ma put more $ into her sagging bosom, than SJ did in her sagging beams
Watching the old vlogs, how many volunteers did she NOT sleep with? Phi phi is just another one. He is trying and mostly succeeding so far to keep heterosexual men out of the way. He definitely became tetchy when Yoric was there. He disappeared quietly? Next year with potential renovations that...tattle.life@Stroppy's post from the last thread...
"I was wondering if the young girl who won the Viliotti scholarship ever visited the farmhouse. Wasn't she supposed to be given a trip there last year. Is she still being sponsored, or has that gone the same way as all the other promises of renovations, accounts etc. Of course I know the answer, but some of us do have good memories...."
You are correct. Stephanie Jarvis promised that and a trip to Paris fashion week. However, that has now changed...
Stephanie Jarvis claims that she has sent the final instalment for her Viliotti scholarship.
Look at the body language. They are all complicit.
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“She” is the owner....and on and on....I made the mistake of clicking on the link to her video! So that was 3 years ago... hmmm....when the video was on YouTube. I thought her Dad passed away years ago- longer than 3 years ago? I’m confused but not enough to go back and watch that.
I myself got caught up in the idea of living in France in a Chateau, especially during the initial months of the pandemic when escapism was a big part of survival. I love to garden, cook/eat, shop for antiques and enjoy the French countryside. But I can't for the life of me fathom why Stephoney would act upon a childish impulse to live in a fairytale castle and that SO many people - friends and family - indulged her childish dream. First, Lalande is no fairytale castle beyond a few crumbling towers and a strip of moat. It's cold, damp and lacks significant outbuildings or beautiful features (no grand stair case, no paneling, no painted ceilings, etc.). Second, she doesn't love to be outside, doesn't like or want to care for farm (or any) animals, doesn't enjoy or want to learn to garden. I don't think she even likes to host large groups of people. She has zero interest in tackling any of the renovations or even basic repairs and upkeep herself, beyond the initial curtains she sewed and a few licks of paint here and there. She is soooooooooo incredibly lazy. What is so strange is there was never really a plan to make the farmhouse a business (BNB) until much later. How 3 people (and their parents) with Oxford university educations got swept up in the fantasy of a fake French fairytale with zero business plan and without deep pockets to afford massive renovations is completely beyond me.
It's not just the shitoo. The chapel has also been affected by the drained lake and the ground beneath the chapel footings is literally a giant sink-hole. Fanny's continuous ditzy blonde, helpless, damsel in distress act has caused irreparable damage.
Given is current decrepit state, and quickly advancing deterioration, 2023 is more likely going to be the actual downfall of the shittoo.https://tattle.life/threads/the-cha...nd-no-taste-for-acounting.35838/post-13043325
Oh there are way more than 15 haters, menopausal old hags and poisonous trolls... And I love every single one of you
200+ tiles have been produced by @Jules100 and there are still a few more to come...?
Keep tattling all and lets hope that 2023 is the downfall of F4F Et Al.
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Oh yes, the problem of highly education dumbshits that think they know everything or can just figure it out on the fly. They leave a trail of failed businesses and debt. Fanny and Co. exemplify this syndrome. Never, ever loan or get involve financially with these kind of people. They always have their heads in the clouds and take no responsibility for their failures. You don't even need to be highly educated to have this syndrome, just look at DTM and his fantasy of turning an absolute ruin into anything! Just carry on laughing (manic hysteria), loving (whoring and sleeping around), and living (scamming) the chateau way!
I think 2023 will be a make or break year for Chateau Lalande.
I think you’re right. I don’t see how she can delay anymore when it’s been nothing but delays for two years. There’s constantly someone asking about the apartments in the comments. The pergola is obviously not finished. She only has the garden to film with nothing else being completed. She knew she was delaying the lake for two years already when she slipped with Davy talking about the fifth lake survey.
I also think she’s gone to one video a week because she doesn’t have enough lies for two episodes a week. She must be praying the heating system will be a clusterfuck so it will take longer. The shitto is going to shrivel once they turn it on. I’ll bet Anne Marie doesn’t want to start working until the place dries out either. I can’t wait to see what kind of whoppers she’s going to tell on Thursday or Sunday.
Sadly people like her make us all take a cynical look at all the others in the Chateauverse, doing a disservice to those who are genuine in what they do. Had she not made the interior of the place look like a film set for La Cage aux Folles but kept it true to the age/style of the buiding she could also have rented it out perhaps for TV filming or photo shoots like The Beau Chateau do. Instead it's become an unkempt, unloved parody of itself.
A client of ours took over a Chateau nearby and have done a fair deal of remedial work that needed doing to bring it up to standard to run as a restaurant, which has been a success but even they are beginning to rethink whether this is for them in the long term because of the huge costs of maintaining an old building as it's a constant drip drip drip of their funds and is never ending.
I'm going to watch all their vlogs because they are good sports.
Also, happy new year to all me lovely haters, trolls, gays, queens, St. Kathy of Lidl & Amanda & Linc!
P.s. Amanda & Linc, just subscribed to your channel and by looking at your thumnails only here is my advice: when you post a before & after video, always use the before & after pictures in your thumbnail. Photoshop the before foto to look darker and the after foto brighter. edit a blue sky to it if you can. Those video's ussually go viral because of the thumbnail.
One other job I remembered was her pink bathroom that never got finished either.
Hear hear! Maybe Caroline Gooder should contact The Met, Louvre and Uffizi and tell them that they're doing it all wrong. To prevent further damage the artwork should be preserved in cold and damp conditions
And even it was sagging a bit it was safely locked inside the structure. Now when the walls have started to crumble also the beams have become loose... Oh, dear..
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