The Chateau Diaries #199 We 3 queens of La-la-lande are, There would be a 4th but he can't drive a car.

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Marquis de Potpourri

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Saturday at 9:10 PM
Hey, 15 yentas and 3 trolls!
I'm breaking Shabbat early to share some good news--we are eight weeks preggo! :D 🥂
We got the sonogram on Friday morning (on the same day my wife got her new passport! lol)
As we say in Hebrew, BARUCH HASHEM!


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Granola Chic

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Sunday at 3:03 PM
Hello lovely ladies...
Coming to you from the hospital on the new tablet.
I'm up after surgery on Friday.

The good news is the mass is benign.
The crazy news it was over ten pounds!!!

I will say it again... Doctors do not listen to women.
I'm feeling grateful it's not cancerous, a little sore where they cut me open, and pissed at how a doctor could be so incompetent.

Now to catch up on pages and pages of tattle!

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Clara Burnett

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Saturday at 9:06 AM
Honest question for Stephanie Jarvis: if Christmas is your favorite time of the year and your advent offerings are what makes your heart beat faster, as we all witnessed in previous years of extravaganza, sometimes even preprepared in summer and brightened by an intro filmed by your favorite gardener/wingman/dronedude Dan, why is it that this years attempts are so bleak and could it have anything to do with the disastrous state of your cracking cloud castle? Are you pretending once again? So you were in tears just the other day and you now want us to believe that life is just as much filled with love and laughter and everything is under control? You have to evict your derelict mansion because of its dangers, yet you are filling the same hazardous place with lots of family and friends? Once again, I’ll have to pass on the invitation, thank you very much. You know why.
P.S. You don't have to bother giving back to charity anymore: you ARE the charity and 'tis the season to be jolly.

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Jeeves

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Saturday at 11:45 AM
I think I should offer Fanny some tips on ageing disgracefully!


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Clara Burnett

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Sunday at 8:31 AM
I decided not to watch last nights attempts for gaiety. For multiple reasons, some of which are personal, I really don’t enjoy seeing Stephanie Jarvis’ break down. As you might expect I’m not very fond of her make belief love and laughter, but her terrible acting when not so happy I find is even more tacky and it just makes my skin crawl all over.
She has had multiple opportunities to steer away from trouble. When she discovered the actual state of her CHMN was even worse than expected, months ago if years, she could have jumped on that narrative: finally there was a very real and urgent need for renovation and restoration! Surely THAT would be flog-gold, wouldn’t it?
But no, the grifter in her took control again and schemed her way towards advent, hoping to repeat all of her dirty tricks once again, smoke and mirrors in overdrive. It’s her terrible ideas of covering up flaws with tasteless decorations that has prevented real, structural work taken place to begin with. It’s her refusal to let the real world in that has brought her to this point. She can fuss all she wants about being saved by her “boyfriend”: we all know the kid is clueless and useless for each and every aspect of real shittoo life, or fake shittoo life for that matter. One look at his own YouTube channel should be enough information to safely conclude there’s zero content there, absolutely revealing and self explanatory. Promises without substance has become the ruling brand label and they have absolutely no intentions to change that, not even now that they are faced with being caught up by reality. I will not be cheering while watching their downfall enfold and that will happen, we all know that. What went up…

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Clara Burnett

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Saturday at 5:24 PM
Hey Brenda Gibbons,
Like I said, I reported you to YouTube for breaking their rules. By doing so you might jeopardize Stephanie Jarvis’ ability to monetize her channels, which could cause her to drastically loose a big portion of her income. For your information: except for rewarded inventory, publishers may not ask others to click or view their ads or use deceptive implementation methods to obtain clicks or views.
Your ties and relationship to miss Jarvis are clear for all to see, as are your intentions. Telling people they can help Stephanie Jarvis raise more money to deal with her crumbling mansion by watching ads on her Chanel is a direct violation of Google’s rules and regulations and could cause the channel to be banned.

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Wiki and happy tattling.
 
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Congratulations @Jeeves for naming this thread, and all who chipped in for this one.

The threads are flying by, next one is the big 200th - imagine Stephanie Jarvis and the chateauverse doing mischief enough to fill 200 threads on Tattle.Life.

Most Liked Posts from the previous thread:



Marquis de Potpourri

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Saturday at 9:10 PM
Hey, 15 yentas and 3 trolls!
I'm breaking Shabbat early to share some good news--we are eight weeks preggo! :D 🥂
We got the sonogram on Friday morning (on the same day my wife got her new passport! lol)
As we say in Hebrew, BARUCH HASHEM!


yay1.png


Reactions:You, Fleurserenity, Dowager Duchess and 77 others

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Granola Chic

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Sunday at 3:03 PM
Hello lovely ladies...
Coming to you from the hospital on the new tablet.
I'm up after surgery on Friday.

The good news is the mass is benign.
The crazy news it was over ten pounds!!!

I will say it again... Doctors do not listen to women.
I'm feeling grateful it's not cancerous, a little sore where they cut me open, and pissed at how a doctor could be so incompetent.

Now to catch up on pages and pages of tattle!

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Clara Burnett

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Saturday at 9:06 AM
Honest question for Stephanie Jarvis: if Christmas is your favorite time of the year and your advent offerings are what makes your heart beat faster, as we all witnessed in previous years of extravaganza, sometimes even preprepared in summer and brightened by an intro filmed by your favorite gardener/wingman/dronedude Dan, why is it that this years attempts are so bleak and could it have anything to do with the disastrous state of your cracking cloud castle? Are you pretending once again? So you were in tears just the other day and you now want us to believe that life is just as much filled with love and laughter and everything is under control? You have to evict your derelict mansion because of its dangers, yet you are filling the same hazardous place with lots of family and friends? Once again, I’ll have to pass on the invitation, thank you very much. You know why.
P.S. You don't have to bother giving back to charity anymore: you ARE the charity and 'tis the season to be jolly.

Reactions:You, Shari Holloway, Xorubyxo123 and 57 others



Jeeves

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Saturday at 11:45 AM
I think I should offer Fanny some tips on ageing disgracefully!


Screenshot 2022-12-03 at 10.43.38.png


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Reactions:You, Vanillapie, Ginginger and 53 others



Clara Burnett

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Sunday at 8:31 AM
I decided not to watch last nights attempts for gaiety. For multiple reasons, some of which are personal, I really don’t enjoy seeing Stephanie Jarvis’ break down. As you might expect I’m not very fond of her make belief love and laughter, but her terrible acting when not so happy I find is even more tacky and it just makes my skin crawl all over.
She has had multiple opportunities to steer away from trouble. When she discovered the actual state of her CHMN was even worse than expected, months ago if years, she could have jumped on that narrative: finally there was a very real and urgent need for renovation and restoration! Surely THAT would be flog-gold, wouldn’t it?
But no, the grifter in her took control again and schemed her way towards advent, hoping to repeat all of her dirty tricks once again, smoke and mirrors in overdrive. It’s her terrible ideas of covering up flaws with tasteless decorations that has prevented real, structural work taken place to begin with. It’s her refusal to let the real world in that has brought her to this point. She can fuss all she wants about being saved by her “boyfriend”: we all know the kid is clueless and useless for each and every aspect of real shittoo life, or fake shittoo life for that matter. One look at his own YouTube channel should be enough information to safely conclude there’s zero content there, absolutely revealing and self explanatory. Promises without substance has become the ruling brand label and they have absolutely no intentions to change that, not even now that they are faced with being caught up by reality. I will not be cheering while watching their downfall enfold and that will happen, we all know that. What went up…

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And this one...




Clara Burnett

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Saturday at 5:24 PM
Hey Brenda Gibbons,
Like I said, I reported you to YouTube for breaking their rules. By doing so you might jeopardize Stephanie Jarvis’ ability to monetize her channels, which could cause her to drastically loose a big portion of her income. For your information: except for rewarded inventory, publishers may not ask others to click or view their ads or use deceptive implementation methods to obtain clicks or views.
Your ties and relationship to miss Jarvis are clear for all to see, as are your intentions. Telling people they can help Stephanie Jarvis raise more money to deal with her crumbling mansion by watching ads on her Chanel is a direct violation of Google’s rules and regulations and could cause the channel to be banned.

Reactions:You, Fleurserenity, Ginginger and 46 others

Wiki and happy tattling.
Thank you xxxxxxxx
 
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Oh I love the new title @Jeeves!!! 🎉🏆🎉
I’m only frustrated because I just made a lengthy post on the last one and the thread closed during my typing I guess. 😢
Is it okay to reiterate it here? I’ll try.....
 
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I'm kind of digging Marc and Amy's advent. They rarely show the interior of their chateau so it's nice to see some of the rooms.
I love how Marc signs off at the end of the vlogs.


 
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I'm kind of digging Marc and Amy's advent. They rarely show the interior of their chateau so it's nice to see some of the rooms.
I love how Marc signs off at the end of the vlogs.


I do like this family, dang they had to have Fanny so that bugs me for a minute!!
 
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Given that we had a bit of a complainer last thread I just thought I’d start this one off with…

pie…laundry…derailll😉
 
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Watching oldfanny vlogs. Mummy had hidden the bread in the laundry room. She is definitely mean . And her faux saving plastic bags and being generous to the poor. Its all for show. Fanny has learnt meaness.
I doubt we will see her filling sacks with lavish presents for volunteers and staff this year. Maybe freebies from the hotels5*she has stayed in .
 
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Castle de La Lande- Stephanie Jarvis-Chateau Diaries- Christmas. Shall we skew the algorithms yet again? Seems like we must....
 
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This little Sparrow is wondering if @Heathcliffe is waiting till the 25th to make his 1001 post. Because he's not just a VIP he's the Messiah too.;)😜
 
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So this just popped up on my Pinterest feed! Ol’ Nico has apparantly had delusions of grandeur for many years. This must’ve been when he still had a sugar daddy.

 
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Where the hell did marzipan come from and who in the world thought it a good idea to put it on cakes?
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