The Chateau Diaries #199 We 3 queens of La-la-lande are, There would be a 4th but he can't drive a car.

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Fennelbug

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It really seems that Snorts is on the outs as far as design work goes. Well, work....Snorts......um yeah. Stephanie Jarvis prefers Jared as a producer at the Castle🤣
 
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Gertrude Maud

Fennelbug said:
It really seems that Snorts is on the outs as far as design work goes. Well, work....Snorts......um yeah. Stephanie Jarvis prefers Jared as a producer at the Castle🤣
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Well, really.
That's a no brainer.
Jared outstrips Philip in that department by a country mile.
 
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Lady Avonlea

Lady Avonlea

Enjoy how Pavlina doesn't suck up to Fanny.

Fanny - ' Where's that tree from'?
Pavlina - 'The forest'.
 
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Imperious Me

Imperious Me

Fennelbug said:
It really seems that Snorts is on the outs as far as design work goes. Well, work....Snorts......um yeah. Stephanie Jarvis prefers Jared as a producer at the Castle🤣
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Is it my imagination or has Snorts stepped it up a notch? I love that Jared suggests better ideas for every Snort decision..
 
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Marquis de Potpourri

Marquis de Potpourri

Sorry to derail you, but I didn't think pregnancy cravings were a real thing! Tonight she asked for Serendipity's Frozen Hot Chocolate.
Did any of the Yenta moms ever get strange and strong food cravings when you were expecting?

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Speaking of "expecting," I wasn't expecting this....Nicolas de Pompadour!
...from days back yonder before his one rich patron found a younger replacement twink.

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Ferris Wheel

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Le Baiseur said:
I'm kind of digging Marc and Amy's advent. They rarely show the interior of their chateau so it's nice to see some of the rooms.
I love how Marc signs off at the end of the vlogs.


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agreed. I am liking them as well. They definite have a solid chateau. Marc knows what he is talking about.
it will be interesting the before and after their overhaul.
 
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Marquis de Potpourri

Marquis de Potpourri

Marquis de Potpourri said:
Sorry to derail you, but I didn't think pregnancy cravings were a real thing! Tonight she asked for Serendipity's Frozen Hot Chocolate.
Did any of the Yenta moms ever get strange and strong food cravings when you were expecting?

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Speaking of "expecting," I wasn't expecting this....Nicolas de Pompadour!
...from days back yonder before his one rich patron found a younger replacement twink.

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I forgot to credit @MRShavershamsdress for her discovery of Nikki's vlog! Apologies. ✌
 
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Beachgirl

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LittleMore Cottage said:
What happens to Yorick????? Its like the Bermuda triangle the way people disappear
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Well he didn’t get the ‘missing you already’ send off did he. I wonder why.🤔

Marquis de Potpourri said:
Sorry to derail you, but I didn't think pregnancy cravings were a real thing! Tonight she asked for Serendipity's Frozen Hot Chocolate.
Did any of the Yenta moms ever get strange and strong food cravings when you were expecting?

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Speaking of "expecting," I wasn't expecting this....Nicolas de Pompadour!
...from days back yonder before his one rich patron found a younger replacement twink.

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I couldn’t get enough of Ice pops, I even kept them in the freezer at work. I went off some foods.
I couldn’t face Red Wine, Coffee and eggs. In those days we were told not to eat nuts as well. Guess what my son has a nut and egg allergy. Nuts require an epipen and he doesn’t like red wine and hardly ever wants a coffee.
 
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Marquis de Potpourri

Marquis de Potpourri

Beachgirl said:
I couldn’t get enough of Ice pops, I even kept them in the freezer at work. I went off some foods.
I couldn’t face Red Wine, Coffee and eggs. In those days we were told not to eat nuts as well. Guess what my son has a nut and egg allergy. Nuts require an epipen and he doesn’t like red wine and hardly ever wants a coffee.
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My wife now hates the scent she got for me this past summer from F&M! :ROFLMAO:


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Is it my imagination or has Snorts stepped it up a notch? I love that Jared suggests better ideas for every Snort decision..
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Lady Snorts believes himself to have become Lalande's creative director. He is in charge of decorations and design execution now. He even behaves like he's one of the co-owners. He now has the balls to shush his girlfriend and insult her taste. He has become an ultracrepidarian extraordinaire.

Snorts is lording it over the new gay Jared despite the fact that Jared has better taste, style, experience, design acumen, and actual business experience, than Lady Snorts will ever have in his lifetime. Jared's style is more rustic chic, and Lady Snort's style is Tacky 80s Grandpa.


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Clara Burnett

Clara Burnett

There is no more barrel left, no more bottom to scrape, so Stephanie Jarvis decided to ‘surprise her gardeners’ by filling the greenhouse with unnecessary decorations taking the place of useful tools that are now forever displaced so nobody knows where to find them. She then forced them to have a ‘fun’ candlelit party in front of the crumbling dump as to not be the only one spreading the advent love and laughter to her (many? who knows?) fans. I have a question though: who will clean up this mess when her festivities are over ? If you look carefully, you can read the same concerns on Kirsty’s face too, so there's my answer.
 
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KyBourbon

KyBourbon

Marquis de Potpourri said:
Lady Snorts believes himself to have become Lalande's creative director. He is in charge of decorations and design execution now. He even behaves like he's one of the co-owners. He now has the balls to shush his girlfriend and insult her taste. He has become an ultracrepidarian extraordinaire.

Snorts is lording it over the new gay Jared despite the fact that Jared has better taste, style, experience, design acumen, and actual business experience, than Lady Snorts will ever have in his lifetime. Jared's style is more rustic chic, and Lady Snort's style is Tacky 80s Grandpa.


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Snorts is absolutely ridiculous…to the point of embarrassing. It’s comical…he makes it too easy to ridicule. Like shooting fish in a barrel!
 
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