The Chateau Diaries #196 Nothing ever gets finished and often never even started

[Madame No]

True, much more efficient ways to tackle the job. However, I suspect Miss Fanny was after the visual of her looking like a pitiful washerwoman and how it would influence all her grannies into continuously digging into their pocketbooks for that monthly contribution.

Cinderella syndrome. Somebody already beat me to the punch line!

 

[Madame No]

I got the impression that Anne Marie is not actually that sympathetic to mental health problems. He kept indicating he thinks the best thing to do is to put your worries out of your mind and charge on. Thought that sounded pretty insensitive. Sounds like Dan either brushed up or he was himself looking in to how to be happier. Both showed great disdain for filming the gift grab. I’m thinking it’s going to hurt some of the gift givers’ feelings. Anne Marie also indicated that he puts on a posh voice to pull chicks. Oh and he likes a partner who yells at him.

I can't stand AnneMarie. He's a first rate ass. I watched about 15 seconds of that vlog with the sound turned off as usual. It's vulgar to be talking and eating at the same time. He's vulgar. He has no class. He's a trilobite, a neanderthal, uncouth, a cad. In my book he's worse than Michael P. and in many ways worse than Phyllis. I hope he goes down with the ship. He's smug too. Did I say I don't like him? I wish they would make some rude emojis.

 

[Fennelbug]

I always wondered if one of the reasons Michael had stayed away from the Shito was Phillip. Of course, he has multiple other excuses to not be there but, now he says he'll be back so???? Didn't see hide nor HAIR of philleep in The Petherick's latest vlog. Perhaps that is good news for the holidays. Michael is coming back and Philip is gone. A Holiday miracle!!!

Philip sucks- of course Michael ( and all of her adult friends) avoid him! Steph is finally accepting that she had a two year lapse in judgement ( and the numbers have always shown it) and it’s chilling that she could be stuck with a feeble musical theatre gay lodger with no life skills into her autumn years. He doesn’t even clean stuff or fix anything. He is a 26 year old infant who carries his own diaper bag. I surmise his parents are relieved that she took over parenting him. How exhausting.

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What is the thing I've circled in red? Any ideas?

Jensson Extractor?

 

[KiKiGee]

I shall take my leave of you all for a while, Mum finally lost her battle and passed away at home yesterday. I'm obviously on a time delay was ok yesterday but a wreck this morning. A bientot xx

 

[Jules100]

Congratulations @Beachgirl, you did it! What are you going to buy with your first VIP paycheck? Also, please list all of the tartlets in order from best to worst.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

From my experience, doing something to get attention when feeling left out is typical narcissistic behaviour.
A narcissist always needs to be the centre of attention.

The whole vlog revolves around her and her huge ego.

yes ..a huge ego and chickenfilet tits... there are more chickenfilets in her decollotage than on the table...i bet she uses the thanksgiving turkey to fill up her dress for christmas..

 

[Pekey]

I shall take my leave of you all for a while, Mum finally lost her battle and passed away at home yesterday. I'm obviously on a time delay was ok yesterday but a wreck this morning. A bientot xx

The loss of your Mother is just so hard JackSpratt.......sending big hugs to you !

 

[Jeeves]

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Maybe he's attempting to coverup his mismatched shoulder stripes as we have been laughing at him! Sorry Pipsqueak, it'll take more than that to stop us!

 

[Luna20]

To Confuse you even further marquis, both images is Jared partner cooking for the thanksgiving dinner, with the impression that it is the same day right?

Exhibit A Jared partner is wearing white jumper with green trousers. and it's getting dark outside
Exhibit B, he is wearing jeans and t-shirt

Exhibit C The Nadaillac boy wears this jumper when Maria leaves (pre thanksgiving)
Exhibit D same jumper, Maria has left, The Nadaillac boy cooked. That's why there weren't any leftover thanksgiving. it's pre-thanksgiving.

 

[MsPitstop]

Don’t attack please- but....
I’m trying to figure out who “Nadillac” boy is???
I have not read everyday...
I even looked at Wiki....
No way I had time to read all that....

He is the great-grandson of the former owners of the farm house (not a chateau!).

I personally like to think he's there to kick Sir Snorts a Lot (Phillip) out of Stef's bed (that he allegedly sleeps in) and woo her, thus taking over the shitshow again!

 

[Madame No]

What's considered clean differs. I find it honest and forthright. Messy isn’t the same as dirty. We all like it differently. I grew up in a squeaky clean house. Our hell on all fronts. I like it tidy but don't have the energy or will to keep it that way. Looks better than SJ shittoo.


She lives in France. Is half French. But doesn't celebrate French Holidays? Isn’t that odd?

But look at all the inhabitants, guests and fans. Aren't almost all of them either British or American? Plus, she wasn't raised in France but England. She only visited Granny during holidays and summers. They do celebrate Bastille Day, at least when Mummy is there, which I find so ironic as Fanny and Phyllis would have been hauled off to the guillotine with the lifestyle they live. Fanny has no interest in anything other than herself. The most important days for her are her birthday and Christmas. Huh, wonder why? Oh, and that dress up party time in Venice.

 

[graciemckitten]

I got the impression that Anne Marie is not actually that sympathetic to mental health problems. He kept indicating he thinks the best thing to do is to put your worries out of your mind and charge on. Thought that sounded pretty insensitive. Sounds like Dan either brushed up or he was himself looking in to how to be happier. Both showed great disdain for filming the gift grab. I’m thinking it’s going to hurt some of the gift givers’ feelings. Anne Marie also indicated that he puts on a posh voice to pull chicks. Oh and he likes a partner who yells at him.

Anne Marie likes a partner that yells at him. Now we understand the attraction to the Angry Argentenian. His love tank must be overflowing getting yelled at by Ñutty Natty 24/7.

 

[Lady Lindy]

In Billy's vlog where they take Alexander to LaLande, did anyone notice that Snorts was conspicuous by his absence? Probably couldn't bear to see how genuinely enthusiastic Fanny was to see Michael.

I thought the same thing. Shame they didn't film dinner the night before. Would love to have seen snorts serving Michael

That was an odd vlog wasn't it?

• One of the reasons Alexander went to Lalande was because Basmaignee was too cold for him???
• Billy is pretty much real-time with his vlogs so we know Fanny is home and not travelling at the moment.
• Billy's dig about Lalande turning Alexander into an alcoholic after one night!
• Fanny's demeanor when she doesn't know she's being filmed is always interesting.
• The Pethericks and Chateau Diaries both have 211K subscribers.

Fanny's dress code when she doesn't know someone is filming is even more interesting. She looked like a bag lady

 

[Green Fairy]

Looks like these two scroungers read Tattle Life!

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Have to say this made me laugh. They ALL read here.

 

[C'est moi]

There were discussions here some days ago about Madam Pinocchio's parliament vlog. I thought it was odd she would be called to parliament to promote e-begging. It looks like some of it was exaggerated for her audience who would believe everything she says as they don't live in France.

Well, she says she was summoned to parliament by her local MP to speak about her patreon account. Their insta & FB pages say she was invited to an event by an organisation called Activ'Berry to speak about investing & succeeding in heritage where she spoke about raising funds (begging) to restore a historical building (her home). She was one of the speakers at the event which was held at part of the parliament building & anyone could apply by email if they wanted to attend (I think they paid a fee). The assumption by viewers from other countries (& her narrative & clickbait thumbnails) is that she gave a speech to other govt officials about her patreon account.

Address of The National Assembly in Paris (Parliament), 126 rue de l'Universite, Paris
Address of where the event was held (Hotel de la Questure) 128 rue de l'Universite, Paris

The links below show more pictures & details of the event if anyone wants to see them.

https://www.picuki.com/profile/activberry
https://www.facebook.com/activberry

Also for those who are fans of the Fleuries. If you want to know the total (estimated) cost of their renovations & the cost of their rooms per night, check the link below. Have they ever mentioned the total renovation costs to their patrons? The article didn't state they got the renovation funds by e-begging. They only mentioned bank loans, insurance, their ytube account & they stated they will use money from their guest house (not patreon) for more renovations (liars).

insider.com/chateau-normandy-guesthouse-renovation-diy-before-after-photos-2022-4

Great info @KittCatt! What a find. And I get what you're saying @KyBourbon - is fanny deliberately leading on everyone or is she just so disorganised. I think it's a bit of both. She likes to "big up" whatever it is she is doing to her rabid fans knowing they'll lap it up and she gets more cash. We know she lies and plays the smoke and mirrors game, things keep coming back at her and it would appear that there is the start of some discord amongst her fans. All that said, fanny has never worked a day in her life. She has never pulled in a regular salary. She has never had to budget. And it would appear no-one has ever said no to her. So I imagine her "paperwork" is in complete disarray and she has no idea how to right it. She knows it's a mess and if that was me I wouldn't want some outsider looking into it to try and sort it out. Maybe that's part of the reason maman came back? So she fabricated scenarios and tells lies to impress and get more money in, in the hope that the mess will miraculously right itself. I personally think that she is just digging a deeper and deeper hole and she will suck anyone who is around lielande or has ever been around lielande into it.

 

[Imperious Me]

I enjoyed the latest vlog. Fanny on her knees cleaning, the Nadaillac boy, and 1 frame with Queen phillipa in it! It was such a joy

Where is he? Was a pleasure watching without him... When I say pleasure, I mean, as irritating as she is, it was nice he wasn't around..

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Those sneaky flurries, looks like that Tesla is on long term rental and not just for their road trip.

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I think Phillip would benefit from growing a beard he is attractive (and funny) but definitely has a weak chin. I have obviously woken up hyper critical this morning best not start on the Prince of Pubes I will never stop LOL

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Dear Diary,

this week I learned more of American food culture. They throw everything the fridge and freezer spit out into a pot, pour cranberry sauce and cream on it and either bake it or shove it full force into a turkey and call it stuffing.

Selmar does porn. „Ik zit vol sap“

 

[nyamunken22]

The chateau was an absolute mess and Ami and the French Mr. Bean made no effort whatsoever to clean it up. Why would anyone want to showcase this pigsty on their vlog?

Ami, clean your house!
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What's considered clean differs. I find it honest and forthright. Messy isn’t the same as dirty. We all like it differently. I grew up in a squeaky clean house. Our hell on all fronts. I like it tidy but don't have the energy or will to keep it that way. Looks better than SJ shittoo.

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Nicky L
4 hours ago
I don't understand why in a French chateau with a British doyenne. They celebrate an american holiday but skip many of their own traditions. I would much rather watch something and learn about less known traditions and not something that is appropriated. Also lets not forget the problematic side of thanksgiving and the colonisation by the Brits and the French (among others). So them to celebrate thanksgiving is grotesque.

She lives in France. Is half French. But doesn't celebrate French Holidays? Isn’t that odd?

 

[C'est moi]

Does anyone remember that vlog when SJ and Teabag went to that odd pool party?


Syrup is my favourite slang.

Wasn't the pool party some old swinger "friend"of Dana's (quelle surpris!). Yes it was odd.