The Chateau Diaries #19 How Tattle saved my vlog!

[Milre]

Oh, Stefanie is soon about to go somewhere, with Phil. Marie made flowers for them to take with them....

 

[Takeaway]

Stunning. Look at the detail. Oh, hallmarked Sterling Silver. Suzette from Jackson Hole (snigger) you are SO talented. How could you crochet a tablecloth of Mummy's face!! It is beautiful. Oh, Stanley from Scunthorpe - wow a massive Starship Enterprise Lego set for Antoine - how lovely of you to stop eating for a week to pay for it. Thank you thank you. We will put it aside for him when he next visits on his 21st birthday. Marie, look someone has sent you some pot pourri for you to use in your floral arrangements, how kind. Such lovely colours and oh..(wafting it under Selma's nose) what a lovely scent..beautiful. It reminds me of the care home so much (bit of a sad face). Oh, Nati hand me the special parcel opening scissors what have we here (squeal)..oh my Fortnum & Mason pea & mint tea bags. They will be absolutely paaaaaaarfect to keep me going through the long hours of editing. Oh, Selmar this one is for you. Open it open it. Oh. It is a gold bar (dirty look at Nati)...is it real, ooooh how dahling of someone to have sent that to you. Are you sure there will be a place for it in your van (little moue mouth look)? We can look after it in the main house if you are worried it will be stolen you know. But anyway, think about it - now..what have we here a parcel for ....Philip...go on you open it. I need to have a little drinkie. Oh, what is it...oh how fabulous. A hat in the shape of a hedgehog - squeals with laughter, put it on..put it on..everyone laughs. Philip snorts. Marie chokes on a crisp. Selmar does the heimlich manoeuvre - SJ doesn't notice. Nati passes a massive box to SJ oh what is this I can barely see over the top of it..Ann Summers..I remember that name..Nati is she that lovely lady who sent us the cat paintings last year? Nati grabs box quickly & throws it over the back of the sofa. Selmar walks out looking dazed. Oh, I cannot thank you all enough for sending us these gifts it soooooo cheers us up and makes us feel sooooo jolly loved by all of you.

Genius, I started reading this while cooking my dinner & I thought it was a preview of tonight’s cadeaux vlog, half way through I realised it wasn’t, it’s soooooo paaaarfect You should write a play about the shito I would pay to watch it, brilliant

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Naaa, Michael sent him away, since he was too energetic and actually made him work a bit

In Trotter's latest Instagram stories from 13 hours ago, Elias is still in Basmaignee.

 

[lalablahblah]

Wow can you imagine winning the vote for helping your community the most during Covid. You won a trip to a rodent infested tit show where the cook spreads raw pig juice all over the kitchen. Covid didn't kill you let's see if you survive the tit show. Ugh .

 

[Princess and the Pea]

Genius, I started reading this while cooking my dinner & I thought it was a preview of tonight’s cadeaux vlog, half way through I realised it wasn’t, it’s soooooo paaaarfect You should write a play about the shito I would pay to watch it, brilliant

I'll let you know when I'm setting up my GoFundMe..I'm a poor struggling author don't you know...and I think, no hope, or maybe pray that I can work in .....Fiji. I think I would find it so inspiring, the air. the sound of the sea..it would soothe my troubled writer's soul don't you know.

 

[Jeeves]

Oh, Stefanie is soon about to go somewhere, with Phil. Marie made flowers for them to take with them....

 

[ploppityplop2]

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Wasn’t she meant to be doing that with Sir Trotter

 

[Jeeves]

Wasn’t she meant to be doing that with Sir Trotter

It's the phasing out of Trotter, as predicted. He's become too much of a liability.

 

[Takeaway]

Bodger Petherick an outstanding alt name, whether it gets titled or not who knows, but well done on that one a perfect sum up.

Just saw his internet vlog where the new camera boy & Ryan collected him from his holiday, it shows the filthy kitchen table & Michaels chateau bedroom & ensuite, both are beautiful & bigger space than that cottage he even has a bidet

 

[Princess and the Pea]

It's the phasing out of Trotter, as predicted. He's become too much of a liability.

He was phased out months ago. He just didn't know it. The pennies have started to drop for him now though I think.

 

[ProfessorPlum]

I've never followed a live chat on a YT premiere before, nor will I ever again. In the 1 minute or so that I gave to it, I read at least two comments by Loki: "I guess I'm still in the running, then," and "Tease me."

 

[lalablahblah]

You can watch Lalaland Hunger games. Watch as the creep I bought a 3rd hand dress the color of a golden shower using 5k in ad money from this very channel. To social climb my ass up the South African social ladder. Watch as we exploit these students poverty. Very exciting. May the odds be forever in your favor. Link below.

 

[Takeaway]

I'll let you know when I'm setting up my GoFundMe..I'm a poor struggling author don't you know...and I think, no hope, or maybe pray that I can work in .....Fiji. I think I would find it so inspiring, the air. the sound of the sea..it would soothe my troubled writer's soul don't you know.

You could set up a wish list on Amazon too for a new red smeg toaster & matching appliances

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Flowers for a journey? I’d rather have coffee, a sandwich & a Kit Kat.

I've never followed a live chat on a YT premiere before, nor will I ever again. In the 1 minute or so that I gave to it, I read at least two comments by Loki: "I guess I'm still in the running, then," and "Tease me."

this needs reporting to YouTube! I noticed a while ago that some of these super fans are on the chat for hours before the vlog starts just chit chatting about rubbish to one another (Gills always there too!)

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Marie in horror!
What are these "generous" gift-givers" thinking?
They are helping clutter an already severely cluttered shat-ohh?

 

[lalablahblah]

Social climbing through "charity" score card: South Africa
United Kingdom

 

[MojoDublin]

[QUOTE="lolander, post: 4027596, member: 151743
I think, hiring a personal trainer and all, he's looking a way out. Maybe he likes to think a career as a IG-hunk would be a possibility? He's believing his sugar-daddies and granny fans fawning over his good looks and long eyelashes, thinking that after his body is toned, he's ready to put his own Amazon wish list on air? Truth to be told, he looked old and not at all that attractive when posing next to his new Spanish 'friends'.

If he's looking at this as a way of making money, then he will need to be looking at the "Loki" market - much older men who are prepared to indulged their fancies. As you have already pointed out, he looked ridiculous with these young men. They would look at him financing them rather than the other way around.
A hunk he most definitely is not! Again, he is unrealistic about his attributes. I can see a market for him as an escort and lap dog for wealthy granny fans.
[/QUOTE]
ok lads - stall the ball there will ya

speaking as a female

you’d not kick him out of bed for eating chips

he’s never declared either way - frankly it’s supposition all over

who cares !!!!

his choice ... meh we’d not fall out with him over his choice either ways !!!!

but he’s defo not shrek -

so let’s just park any ideas that he’s a munter !!!!

just saying ..., stall the roll
What’s in the water ?????

 

[lalablahblah]

OMG someone I know in real life sent the bimbo a gift. I have a touchy phone call to make.

 

[Seeingitasitis]

Stunning. Look at the detail. Oh, hallmarked Sterling Silver. Suzette from Jackson Hole (snigger) you are SO talented. How could you crochet a tablecloth of Mummy's face!! It is beautiful. Oh, Stanley from Scunthorpe - wow a massive Starship Enterprise Lego set for Antoine - how lovely of you to stop eating for a week to pay for it. Thank you thank you. We will put it aside for him when he next visits on his 21st birthday. Marie, look someone has sent you some pot pourri for you to use in your floral arrangements, how kind. Such lovely colours and oh..(wafting it under Selma's nose) what a lovely scent..beautiful. It reminds me of the care home so much (bit of a sad face). Oh, Nati hand me the special parcel opening scissors what have we here (squeal)..oh my Fortnum & Mason pea & mint tea bags. They will be absolutely paaaaaaarfect to keep me going through the long hours of editing. Oh, Selmar this one is for you. Open it open it. Oh. It is a gold bar (dirty look at Nati)...is it real, ooooh how dahling of someone to have sent that to you. Are you sure there will be a place for it in your van (little moue mouth look)? We can look after it in the main house if you are worried it will be stolen you know. But anyway, think about it - now..what have we here a parcel for ....Philip...go on you open it. I need to have a little drinkie. Oh, what is it...oh how fabulous. A hat in the shape of a hedgehog - squeals with laughter, put it on..put it on..everyone laughs. Philip snorts. Marie chokes on a crisp. Selmar does the heimlich manoeuvre - SJ doesn't notice. Nati passes a massive box to SJ oh what is this I can barely see over the top of it..Ann Summers..I remember that name..Nati is she that lovely lady who sent us the cat paintings last year? Nati grabs box quickly & throws it over the back of the sofa. Selmar walks out looking dazed. Oh, I cannot thank you all enough for sending us these gifts it soooooo cheers us up and makes us feel sooooo jolly loved by all of you.

This is far more entertaining than the cadge channel itself. Well done. You should be directing spoof videos. So good, it would be indistinguishable from the original. Well done. It is paaaaarfect.

 

[MojoDublin]

I was surprised when Michael stated in a recent video that all he wanted was to buy a piece of land nearby and build a house on it. What? Didn't he get thousands from his patrons to renovate his dream Beatrix Potter cottage and live his Spode-inspired fantasy life? Someone on here, and I can't remember who, suggested an alternative narrative and I now think they were correct. The cottage belongs to Gwen and Billy, and always will. With a need for content and no money for renovations, Gwen and Billy 'gave' the cottage to Michael secure in the knowledge that his besotted granny following would provide the funds to do it up. So all the money poured in and Pa Petherick and Sean did 99.9% of the work to achieve a half finished cottage. I think the plan is that the cottage gets renovated with funds from Michael's patrons, and becomes one of the chateau's stand alone gites. Michael, who could quite easily live in one of the many attic bedrooms when he's not swanning off to Madrid, would receive a percentage of the rental of the cottage. Which he can then put towards buying his bit of land and building his house although personally, I think he's too lazy and lacking in skills to do that. So I suppose if it were to happen it would be Bodger Petherick and his trusty sidekick 'buy some of me copper mate" Sean. I think the whole endeavour has been thoroughly planned , and carried out meticulously, masterminded by Ma Petherick.

thanks for reading and re quoting all I said

 

[ITIE]

Btw: Marie dreams of restoring a house or a château one day! And has long term plans to foster children...

She must have gone to another fortune teller