Put the kettle on......Someone spill the beans to those of us who aren’t in her group
Dear Stephanie and Lalanders,
"Home and headquarters of the British vlog mafia. Book your course with Madam Jarvis now" @Geordieboy71
"Continuing Misadventures of the British Vlog Mafia" @prettyplease "Bonfire of vanities" @lolander
"The British chateau vlog mafia: we're bringing out the bodies!" @ggyahoo
"That's how I found Tattle! I googled "Chateau Diaries" and "scam" @FrankieG
"Château de la Fleur Fanée School of Scrounging" @TheTaxInspector
"The peeerfeck retirement home for lost souls and second hand tat" @Geordieboy71
Couldn't agree more.
just WOW
This is what I've found hilarious (which has apparently made some people very angry) and it is. Sad, but still hilarious. It's been pretty obvious from the beginning that with Stephanie as his beard he amassed a huge boomer following where only about 1% suspected he was even gay. Some of his earliest videos don't even take place where he's supposed to be Doing it Himselves. He and his entire family have been barely containing their contempt for the fans since day one, and still there are hundreds of them chiming in "good BOY" in his comments like thousands of mommys, mummys, grans and nans who think Steph and Michael would make an excellent couple. The Michael who was clear to me from the beginning (feel free to look back on my posts) was a partier really only comfortable on camera after a few cocktails and smoke breaks on the terrace.
Firstly it must be difficult for Micheal stuck in the middle of nowhere ( his sister in law’s chateau) to meet other gay men. He probably feels compelled to stay in the closet by his family ( judging by billy snide homophobic remarks) have total empathy for that situation, everybody deserves to find love and be happy.
Stunning. Look at the detail. Oh, hallmarked Sterling Silver. Suzette from Jackson Hole (snigger) you are SO talented. How could you crochet a tablecloth of Mummy's face!! It is beautiful. Oh, Stanley from Scunthorpe - wow a massive Starship Enterprise Lego set for Antoine - how lovely of you to stop eating for a week to pay for it. Thank you thank you. We will put it aside for him when he next visits on his 21st birthday. Marie, look someone has sent you some pot pourri for you to use in your floral arrangements, how kind. Such lovely colours and oh..(wafting it under Selma's nose) what a lovely scent..beautiful. It reminds me of the care home so much (bit of a sad face). Oh, Nati hand me the special parcel opening scissors what have we here (squeal)..oh my Fortnum & Mason pea & mint tea bags. They will be absolutely paaaaaaarfect to keep me going through the long hours of editing. Oh, Selmar this one is for you. Open it open it. Oh. It is a gold bar (dirty look at Nati)...is it real, ooooh how dahling of someone to have sent that to you. Are you sure there will be a place for it in your van (little moue mouth look)? We can look after it in the main house if you are worried it will be stolen you know. But anyway, think about it - now..what have we here a parcel for ....Philip...go on you open it. I need to have a little drinkie. Oh, what is it...oh how fabulous. A hat in the shape of a hedgehog - squeals with laughter, put it on..put it on..everyone laughs. Philip snorts. Marie chokes on a crisp. Selmar does the heimlich manoeuvre - SJ doesn't notice. Nati passes a massive box to SJ oh what is this I can barely see over the top of it..Ann Summers..I remember that name..Nati is she that lovely lady who sent us the cat paintings last year? Nati grabs box quickly & throws it over the back of the sofa. Selmar walks out looking dazed. Oh, I cannot thank you all enough for sending us these gifts it soooooo cheers us up and makes us feel sooooo jolly loved by all of you.
I agree. To me, Dan doesn't come across as a "gardening" gardener, as in a plantsman (either vegetables/soft fruit) or creating a "cutting garden"/herbaceous borders (of which there are none...so far!) and I think he's learning a lot as he goes along. He's obviously very capable and seems to have bucketloads of commonsense, an attribute that doesn't march hand in hand with other characters in Le Cirque de Lalande.
So Nati who opens up all the presents in advance & therefore knew about this would have run it by SSB as to whether the scanties should be given to Marie & they thought it would be hilarious to embarrass someone on camera by giving her something that they knew she would be embarrassed about receiving. My. what a piece of work those two are.
What I am scandalized about is his apparent lack of self awareness. Boo hooing on screen a few short weeks ago about having been used and abused for 'his' designs. Cue ordinary folk giving him their hard earned cash without looking at the facts behind what he said & weighing up the truth behind it. Then he uses their money to hire himself a personal trainer & a cameraman. No work being done on the cottage at this moment. Then he spends more of the money he has been given to go on a jolly to Madrid. In the middle of a pandemic. That's what I am scandalised about. Leading people up the garden path by pretending to be one thing & actually being another. Like LOTTL & Ms Gibbons.
Sorry, who here is scandalized by Trotter’s escort? No one, as far as I can tell. There’s no shame in sex work. We are disgusted by Trotter lying.
seems unusual to interview for a degree level design course without asking the candidates to submit some portfolio work
I am still disgusted that Ryan stated that we made racist comments about his aunt when in fact it was clearly stated (by myself) that his aunt is lovely and the best thing in his vlogs and that she should start a cooking show.I really cannot say..i am Dutch..so i dont know if its a British custom..maybe its a bit of teasing us.. because people in here think Ryan is gay?? Or maybe the life at a chateau can be very boring....just like in the army..
