The Chateau Diaries #19 How Tattle saved my vlog!

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I believe MPK has always been the 'charitable' case in his family, never managed to keep a job, short attention span so unable to followed through, drifting penniless feeling sorry for himself, never grown up to take responsibility of his actions... When he came to France, he was once again taken under their wings, they found him small waiting jobs, he sprinkled some gold wax on furniture and polished chandeliers in the chateau in true Blackpool glamour way, but mostly lounged and 'recovered'.

Then SJ&MPK happened and his fantasies of a B.Potter cottage were taken seriously. I think he never meant to live on chateau grounds forever, but his family pushed him, SJ enabled it with her following and things happened so quickly, served on a silver salver, and he had no option but to accept his new role as a vlogger. Dad would help with the works, SJ would do the PR, Gwen would do the French paperwork, orders and contacts. It was yet again a family effort to help him to stand on his own feet.

And he loved the attention. DIO was his project and he could be creative again, playing with his brothers drone and dreaming how his cottage would look like. Then the reality struck in. He was of no use, hairdressing skills weren't needed. He ended up just witnessing and filming the process, all decisions were made by his dad with help from Billy&Gwen. His mother whipped and kept everybody in line (success creates jealousy.) He had very little control over his project. He's lost his interest.

I watched him a few vlogs back before his outburst when he was dressed up in all Barbour and tried to act like a gentleman farmer. What a joke. The whole gardener's cottage is a joke. What the hell was everybody thinking? We wanted to see this success story happen so bad and disregarded all the signs that this isn't what MPK really wants. And because he's not man enough to speak for himself, he's now sabotaging his YT-career by acting recklessly. That makes us so angry and we demand his mother to whip his boy back in line that we can have our story, the story how we helped a dream come true (nevertheless it was never his dream.)

I think, hiring a personal trainer and all, he's looking a way out. Maybe he likes to think a career as a IG-hunk would be a possibility? He's believing his sugar-daddies and granny fans fawning over his good looks and long eyelashes, thinking that after his body is toned, he's ready to put his own Amazon wish list on air? Truth to be told, he looked old and not at all that attractive when posing next to his new Spanish 'friends'.
 
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He is a genius ... at scrounging ;) He probably received some training from SJ at Château de la Fleur Fanée before he embarked on his career as a scrounger. Maybe she should set up a school for scroungers in which people are trained to become professional scroungers like her. She could call it the Château de la Fleur Fanée School of Scrounging 🤣 She'd probably make more than she does now. People could be trained in the art of turning nothing into something so that they can make money out of nothing...🤣
Château de la Fleur Fanée School of Scrounging. That would make a great title for the next thread 😅
 
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@lolander I think you might be right and Michael is contemplating an Only Fans or Insta soft porn future, as a way of making money or getting gifts and trips, without having to work at vlogging. I thought he just looked stupid in that photo of him and the boys with his baseball cap on backwards
 
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Château de la Fleur Fanée School of Scrounging. That would make a great title for the next thread 😅
Well, there's plenty of accommodation and plenty of space for cars. There could be hairdressing and make-up courses (the art of plastering it on for the camera), elocution courses (learn how to speak like the Queen and mispronounce words), lessons in editing, lessons on how to follow someone about with a phone all day, lessons in how to ask for money without actually asking for it (the fine art of dropping hints for advanced students), acting classes (how to put on airs and graces), lessons in history and 'art', lessons on how to mispronounce French ... the possibilities are endless!
 
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Considering the majority of her fan base are ladies of a certain age and older and then much older than that again one just has to wonder where her head is at when she’s squeezing the little baps into a bra that is nothing but push pups up stuffing... it’s all pushed up cleavage... for who? Loki?... 🤔 bemused...
 

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@lolander I think you might be right and Michael is contemplating an Only Fans or Insta soft porn future, as a way of making money or getting gifts and trips, without having to work at vlogging. I thought he just looked stupid in that photo of him and the boys with his baseball cap on backwards
He is at least ten years older than other only fans so it's likely to have as short a life as all his previous attempts at making money.
 
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@Kickintheass Agreed, I was thinking the same. If correct, it's as ill thought out as his other ventures and doomed to failure.

If he's reading here, he's probably saying to himself 'It was just a bloody holiday!'
 
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He is at least ten years older than other only fans so it's likely to have as short a life as all his previous attempts at making money.
These predatory sugardaddies want their fans only boys younger, more receptive to grooming. The possibility that they could take advantage off them is the driving force behind these accounts.
 
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[QUOTE="lolander, post: 4027596, member: 151743
I think, hiring a personal trainer and all, he's looking a way out. Maybe he likes to think a career as a IG-hunk would be a possibility? He's believing his sugar-daddies and granny fans fawning over his good looks and long eyelashes, thinking that after his body is toned, he's ready to put his own Amazon wish list on air? Truth to be told, he looked old and not at all that attractive when posing next to his new Spanish 'friends'.
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If he's looking at this as a way of making money, then he will need to be looking at the "Loki" market - much older men who are prepared to indulged their fancies. As you have already pointed out, he looked ridiculous with these young men. They would look at him financing them rather than the other way around.
A hunk he most definitely is not! Again, he is unrealistic about his attributes. I can see a market for him as an escort and lap dog for wealthy granny fans.
 
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While I agree with you @Rory, in practical terms it just isn't working out that way.
I have zero interest in Trotters or any other chateau owners. I joined this because of CD but in some ways it’s kinda run its course... what more to be said. I liked The Fleuries briefly but haven’t watched any of their vlogs and have ZERO interest in them now they have joined the begging bowl brigade. Give me your money to improve my home. It’s disgusting. Anyway not flouncing but the question is out there CD, DIO, The P’s, Dan, Thermomix, Cars, all lumped into one thread or not. I’m a not so I’ll probably be an Au Revoir (not checking the spelling. Don’t care). 😆😆😆
 
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No, it isn't. And there's a simple reason for that: requests for funding are made directly or indirectly in most of the vlogs and scrounging isn't a job - it's scrounging. She's a professional scrounger and the living embodiment of nothingness.



I've been watching their vlogs - the absence of scrounging makes them eminently watchable. :)
I wonder if we were introduced before, you sound like my brother from another mother

I wanted to make a note what constitutes a job and what is entrepreneurship based on the law and based on perception,
But the conclusion is that what pays her money is not her editing, it is her ebegging and sugarbabing
 
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I have zero interest in Trotters or any other chateau owners. I joined this because of CD but in some ways it’s kinda run its course... what more to be said. I liked The Fleuries briefly but haven’t watched any of their vlogs and have ZERO interest in them now they have joined the begging bowl brigade. Give me your money to improve my home. It’s disgusting. Anyway not flouncing but the question is out there CD, DIO, The P’s, Dan, Thermomix, Cars, all lumped into one thread or not. I’m a not so I’ll probably be an Au Revoir (not checking the spelling. Don’t care). 😆😆😆
Same, I have to admit that I've watched only to keep up with you here 😂 for a long time. The Fleuries and Nicky Positano I watch with interest, it looks like they're growing to be much bigger than SJ, MPK or any of the spin-offs ever will. But I don't want to invest in them, not emotionally nor financially. My life has also begun to normalize after a long home office period.
 
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If you define work as something you don't like doing most of the time but still do because you are an adult and get up in the morning to earn your rent (while looking for something you like more) then youtube could be seen as a job. 😉At least for Michael.
Only problem here, he is not adult and getting up and doing it to pay his rent 😂😂 He is begging whenever he runs out of money instead. Just because he is well-dressed and not sitting on the floor at the metro entrance while doing it, he believes it's OK.

On the other hand: SJ insists that she loves to make the videos and to edit them. That it doesn't feel like work (though she was eager in the other video to show how many hours she invested)
I mean, if you like what you are doing you tend to work hard. She proved that she worked diligently for the last year. So is it a job in her case? 🤔But work is no play and it did look often like play. So what now?
She is capable of capturing people’s attention, like any content creator that manages to survive in the YT world. The difference is that she uses her charms to persuade people to finance her living. Was her closet and boudoir in such an unlivable state that required funding and qualified as a project priority? Of course not. (BTW, what happened to 'Marie Kondo-ing' the chateau room by room?)

There are plenty YouTubers that can manage to rake in interesting sums of money without blatantly displaying their needs so a sympathetic soul would rush in to fulfill them.

SJ is a skilled fisherwoman, nothing else.
 
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I have zero interest in Trotters or any other chateau owners. I joined this because of CD but in some ways it’s kinda run its course... what more to be said. I liked The Fleuries briefly but haven’t watched any of their vlogs and have ZERO interest in them now they have joined the begging bowl brigade. Give me your money to improve my home. It’s disgusting. Anyway not flouncing but the question is out there CD, DIO, The P’s, Dan, Thermomix, Cars, all lumped into one thread or not. I’m a not so I’ll probably be an Au Revoir (not checking the spelling. Don’t care). 😆😆😆
Agreed. Zero interest in the above. As for SSB and her nasty shenanigans, well losing interest in that too. She will probably do something outrageous to peak my interest again soon, until then, it's back to docile scrolling for me... ;)☺

Hope you stick around Norris, place wouldn't be the same without you! :D🥃🥃
 
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I have zero interest in Trotters or any other chateau owners. I joined this because of CD but in some ways it’s kinda run its course... what more to be said. I liked The Fleuries briefly but haven’t watched any of their vlogs and have ZERO interest in them now they have joined the begging bowl brigade. Give me your money to improve my home. It’s disgusting. Anyway not flouncing but the question is out there CD, DIO, The P’s, Dan, Thermomix, Cars, all lumped into one thread or not. I’m a not so I’ll probably be an Au Revoir (not checking the spelling. Don’t care). 😆😆😆
The thread chat ebbs and flows as a vlog or Instagram comes available. At the moment it's MPK because of his expedition to Madrid. Keep an eye out for SJ's next vlog and try back here then.
 
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Agreed. Zero interest in the above. As for SSB and her nasty shenanigans, well losing interest in that too. She will probably do something outrageous to peak my interest again soon, until then, it's back to docile scrolling for me... ;)☺

Hope you stick around Norris, place wouldn't be the same without you! :D🥃🥃
My main reason for staying put here is that leaving is exactly what SJ is hoping for. She's riding out the storm in her tart boudoir, thinking all will blow over because we lose interest. And we do.

Hope you stick around Norris, place wouldn't be the same without you! :D🥃🥃
I hope y'all stick around! In anticipation maybe?
 
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Just catching up.
New chateau vloggers are putting LOTLL to shame with their filming and editing skills. For the woman who has been churning out over 150 blogs in the last year, its shameful.

Surely with the new charity status she needs to provide a business plan with timescale of her restoration projects.

Sir Trotter is just an ass, no quarantine I bed he heads directly home, by public transport

Considering the majority of her fan base are ladies of a certain age and older and then much older than that again one just has to wonder where her head is at when she’s squeezing the little baps into a bra that is nothing but push pups up stuffing... it’s all pushed up cleavage... for who? Loki?... 🤔 bemused...
Won't be Loki, those little balls of fun are in the wrong place. Jill Scott maybe🤔 she may have picked some 'Orange is the new black' tastes.

(So sorry, sleep deprivation and a sailor's sense of humour)
 
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I was surprised when Michael stated in a recent video that all he wanted was to buy a piece of land nearby and build a house on it. What? Didn't he get thousands from his patrons to renovate his dream Beatrix Potter cottage and live his Spode-inspired fantasy life? Someone on here, and I can't remember who, suggested an alternative narrative and I now think they were correct. The cottage belongs to Gwen and Billy, and always will. With a need for content and no money for renovations, Gwen and Billy 'gave' the cottage to Michael secure in the knowledge that his besotted granny following would provide the funds to do it up. So all the money poured in and Pa Petherick and Sean did 99.9% of the work to achieve a half finished cottage. I think the plan is that the cottage gets renovated with funds from Michael's patrons, and becomes one of the chateau's stand alone gites. Michael, who could quite easily live in one of the many attic bedrooms when he's not swanning off to Madrid, would receive a percentage of the rental of the cottage. Which he can then put towards buying his bit of land and building his house although personally, I think he's too lazy and lacking in skills to do that. So I suppose if it were to happen it would be Bodger Petherick and his trusty sidekick 'buy some of me copper mate" Sean. I think the whole endeavour has been thoroughly planned , and carried out meticulously, masterminded by Ma Petherick.
 
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