The Chateau Diaries #183 Stephanie Jarvis will always be a charlatan, rather than a chatelaine, full stop!

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"Did you fix the heating, Stephanie?"
Apparently she's been doing it all wrong.. she should have been sealing joints etc with Hemp fibre and solder according to MMM. I can't believe I am saying this but their vlog last night was quite entertaining in parts...and they do get out a mix with communities... I just need to switch off from the begging bowl narrative.
 
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i know I go on a bit , but that trying not to burst out laughing face thumbnail irritated the f out of me. so this is the latest from trip advisor . the sicophants fans all staying there . Sharon I am thoroughly disappointed in you from down under you are worse than jumpsuit jill . But with a name like Sharon theirs little stretch

Sharon D wrote a review Aug 2022
Melbourne, Australia34 contributions15 helpful votes

Everything imagined and MORE
As I had been following along with the Chateau Diaries since it began some years ago, I was beyond excited to actually have the opportunity to stay in the chateau and meet the inhabitants! Stephanie and Phillip were absolutely charming hosts and chatted freely to all of the guests. Nati was friendly, attentive and greeted us warmly upon our arrival


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No, it was @Isabelle6541 who finally kept her promise! That's why she went into hiding!
If @Isabelle6541 had any backbone at all he/she would return to tattle to reveal the reasoning behind his/her subterfuge and what he/she personally gained from it. Unless they believe they have outwitted Tattlers and that therein is their prize. (that sounded all Shakespeare ish didn't it?) Personally I think they are just another Walter Mitty, a fantasist. Their story has no end. They are hidden behind a false identity so they have nothing to lose by explaing their actions. It might actually be interesting or just another sad wannabee.

Oh gawd!
These 2 knuckleheads have mastered the art of clickbait.
Check out Gobbler's face and Sugartits' swoon.
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Yes but no one died....don't forget we had tinker bell the fairy waving her magic wand over the doorbell.. to be honest I found it a little light relief for a change, not sure if I was supposed to groan in places but it didn't offend me in anyway.

To Stephanie Jarvis and all else concerned: perhaps it's best to review your lucrative volunteer program with which you replaced the work away one, exploiting petty souls, and see if it can stand the test of French government scrutiny? Tick Tock, whistle whistle, blow blow.
The thing with these 'volunteers' is they all appear to want to be there. As somebody has already stated they use her platform to create or elevate their own. That said we never see anyone throw a hissy fit and flounce out, so we are led to believe they are a fun loving lot. I don't know how this scheme works... does she receive a monetary contribution for taking them on? Or does she abuse the terms and conditions for which they are taken on? eg excessive hours and tasks?
 
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again Patreon video repeated on Sunday in her own words Where are the accounts Fanny
This may be the wallpaper designed from one of Dereks paintings that she and Scotman used to decorate the loo.. I saw something yesterday posted by Scotman and there was a glimpse of said paper... It's actually been previewed on here as one of the guests took a pic of it... she was waving in the mirror... it might have been Chloe... but not sure.
 
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If @Isabelle6541 had any backbone at all he/she would return to tattle to reveal the reasoning behind his/her subterfuge and what he/she personally gained from it. Unless they believe they have outwitted Tattlers and that therein is their prize. (that sounded all Shakespeare ish didn't it?) Personally I think they are just another Walter Mitty, a fantasist. Their story has no end. They are hidden behind a false identity so they have nothing to lose by explaing their actions. It might actually be interesting or just another sad wannabee.


Yes but no one died....don't forget we had tinker bell the fairy waving her magic wand over the doorbell.. to be honest I found it a little light relief for a change, not sure if I was supposed to groan in places but it didn't offend me in anyway.


The thing with these 'volunteers' is they all appear to want to be there. As somebody has already stated they use her platform to create or elevate their own. That said we never see anyone throw a hissy fit and flounce out, so we are led to believe they are a fun loving lot. I don't know how this scheme works... does she receive a monetary contribution for taking them on? Or does she abuse the terms and conditions for which they are taken on? eg excessive hours and tasks?
I believe Isabelle was just taking the piss or more than one person it never did sound convincing to me
 
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The thing with these 'volunteers' is they all appear to want to be there. As somebody has already stated they use her platform to create or elevate their own. That said we never see anyone throw a hissy fit and flounce out, so we are led to believe they are a fun loving lot. I don't know how this scheme works... does she receive a monetary contribution for taking them on? Or does she abuse the terms and conditions for which they are taken on? eg excessive hours and tasks?
Them wanting to be there does not absolve Stephanie Jarvis from the legal obligation to not have volunteers working for a for profit B&B. The Argentinian Bully instructs new volunteers to tell everybody they get paid for what they do, but the absence of a paper trail tells a different story all together. It is Stephanie Jarvis' firm belief that she only needs to produce a paper trail when she's asked for it officially. Predating has become a common skill at her HMN.

I believe Isabelle was just taking the piss or more than one person it never did sound convincing to me
Agreed. My wishful thinking took over rather unexpectedly. My bad to have trusted some of the less valuable sources.
 
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Them wanting to be there does not absolve Stephanie Jarvis from the legal obligation to not have volunteers working for a for profit B&B. The Argentinian Bully instructs new volunteers to tell everybody they get paid for what they do, but the absence of a paper trail tells a different story all together. It is Stephanie Jarvis' firm belief that she only needs to produce a paper trail when she's asked for it officially. Predating has become a common skill at her HMN.


Agreed. My wishful thinking took over rather unexpectedly. My bad to have trusted some of the less valuable sources.
Hey we all make mistakes and I think sometimes you just want to believe. I think it will take a long time for this grift to be stopped, I hope she gets some ramifications because she is also taking the piss.
 
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Sometimes I don’t understand why information like this is shared here. Won’t it give her too much of a heads up? I appreciate all you have shared here and moved the cause forward. I just worry it will give her a way to wriggle out of something. Fanny is so adept at that and I want her stopped! Can you explain for dense ones like me? ☺ Thanks!
Tattlers don’t rattle. But Stephanie Jarvis does.
 
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And this is where you're wrong: she is bloody serious in what she believes is the truth and what she deserves for 'working so hard'.
With Fanny it is all relative she has never really had to work hard in her life, so I am sure she feels she is really grafting but we all know she is actually grifting. I am sure she convinces her narc inner voices she deserves $35,000 a month and we all know narcs always think they're right, but she is taking the piss. All she has to do is actually do some renovations but that is not happening all she is doing is decorating. I note in the Patreon video from last night the big sitting rooms ceiling is still being propped? The woman is a lunatic the structure isn't sound there is no heating and she is about to butcher this 18th Century panelling. Phi Phi is planning bespoke paintings of La La Lande to be created on panels where they don't have enough panelling to fit. This room will take Amaury about 3 years at his pace he is so anal.
 
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This new ‘reveal’ is going to be the Grand Salon toilet wallpapered with Daddy’s porny wrapping paper isn’t it? Filmed & already revealed by a wandering BnB guest just recently.
Isn't it the winter salon. Apologies if someone has already stated this, bit behind. Again!

Thing is she doesn’t know where it’s coming from. If she can correct her behaviour before intervention that is better.
She can't cover up what has already happened. So much proof is in her own vlogs. And much has been recorded, here and no doubt elsewhere, giving yet more proof should old fanny flue decide to purge! And I bet she doesn't understand that she may delete items but they still exist somewhere. The correct authorities will be able to recover everything!
 
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Them wanting to be there does not absolve Stephanie Jarvis from the legal obligation to not have volunteers working for a for profit B&B. The Argentinian Bully instructs new volunteers to tell everybody they get paid for what they do, but the absence of a paper trail tells a different story all together. It is Stephanie Jarvis' firm belief that she only needs to produce a paper trail when she's asked for it officially. Predating has become a common skill at her HMN.


Agreed. My wishful thinking took over rather unexpectedly. My bad to have trusted some of the less valuable sources.
Does Fanny seriously believe that she can just produce a fraudulent paper trail if questioned by authorities!! Do the volunteers not get that they become complicit in that fraud? My God, this woman is unbelievable. She is a criminal. It needs to stop. “Predating” is fraud plain and simple. And how stupid does she think the authorities are? If you are paying people, there has to be accounts, accounts showing money in and money out. Is the bank going to “ predate” account activity lines for her as well!? This stuff just boggles the mind. Does she have Jill the Aussie taking care of her b&b accounts or did Jill come show Natti how to fudge and “ predate”!? The mind boggles.

And this is where you're wrong: she is bloody serious in what she believes is the truth and what she deserves for 'working so hard'.
Fanny is completely delusional.
 
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I believe Isabelle was just taking the piss or more than one person it never did sound convincing to me
An elaborate hoax. I hope it gave them pleasure!

I was sceptical from the off and could never understand not "keeping your powder dry" by dropping hints of a proposed course of action (for which there were contradictions, anyway).
 
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Isn't it the winter salon. Apologies if someone has already stated this, bit behind. Again!
Isn't it the winter salon. Apologies if someone has already stated this, bit behind. Again!


She can't cover up what has already happened. So much proof is in her own vlogs. And much has been recorded, here and no doubt elsewhere, giving yet more proof should old fanny flue decide to purge! And I bet she doesn't understand that she may delete items but they still exist somewhere. The correct authorities will be able to recover everything!
Yes my mistake… you’re absolutely right… it’s off the freezing cold green room with the stained sofas not the decimated farmhouse room that’s going to have inappropriate cut down fancy panelling to go with the rustic beamed ceiling & country style terracotta tiled floor. 🥴
Them wanting to be there does not absolve Stephanie Jarvis from the legal obligation to not have volunteers working for a for profit B&B. The Argentinian Bully instructs new volunteers to tell everybody they get paid for what they do, but the absence of a paper trail tells a different story all together. It is Stephanie Jarvis' firm belief that she only needs to produce a paper trail when she's asked for it officially. Predating has become a common skill at her HMN.

How on earth can she believe that? Their non payment of any necessary employee costs would immediately show that to be a complete fraud & the vlogs/reviews will show volunteers definitely working for the B&B side. Surely no-one could believe they would get that past the authorities …. and I understand the penalties for payment for any proven work ‘under-the-table’ are onerous in France.

Oh well at least if they are ever investigated they are snookered either way.
 
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This is shameful. What actual work has been done.
They are saying what they always say "We love you Stephany the Great. All Hail Queen Stephany and the King Consort Phillip.
We believe and trust in you" :sick:

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Betty Draper Loves Don said:
What a miserable old Hag you are Mummy. Scowling (bad bad Mummy) at the Medieval fair. Oh poo you had to help your cuckoo for cocoa puffs daughter cook for all those poor paying guests. And WTF ??? How dare you.."this is an American ism we don't need to carry on" when your daughter high fived you? What? You let it out of the bag you vapid, dull, spiritless hag that you clearly don't like Americans. I am probably more French than you, you old hag.
YES! Isobel Jarvis, or whatever you identify as. When you pass, the awful human you pushed from your womb will be your (negative) legacy. You and Derick have failed as parents. Your daughter steals and lies for a living. What did you teach her from your adult care years? Shame......
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@BettyDraper I spit coffee out of my nose and fried my pitiful sinusitis.... Bravo!!! :ROFLMAO:
 
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100% Agree with that, and he stiffed his patreons but wanted people to purchase artwork from him? That was a slap in the face as well. He's one of those I know everything in my mind, but in reality I know nothing. His channel was so promising at first then it tanked badly. That buy me a coffee scheme pissed me off royally. You are right, he has a lot of skills and talent but just doesn't use them to his full advantage. I would have loved a follow up on the ghost video he did months back and alot of people were asking about it. He doesn't follow up on things. Sadly.
The fact that cottage was meant to be finished by Christmas the year the works started and it's still not done 2 years later!
He's had the time to go through 3 Spanish "boyfriends" but not to finish the tiniest property with gifted money...
 
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The online junk shoppe will go online when their CLL scented candles are ready.
Just in time for christmas.
Their special tit Shitted candle will be their best seller "Bring the smell of Lalande into your home for just $199.99"
* if requesting gift wrapped? Please specify which of Daddy's wrapping papers
 
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