The Chateau Diaries #179 The Patreons came 2x2 and were herded to the pens

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So patreon day huh?

SJ has 100's of napkins but she uses the paper one...
Very sad for her patreons to be seated in the jaguar garage on ugly school chairs.
The food... my southern gene's wonder where the main course is. What was THAT!

I truely hope her patreons enjoyed them self. Because I was shocked by the little effort SJ has put in to meet and greet the patreons who make her lavish lifestyle possible. It was a sad attempt.
No wonder she called it patreon open day instead of patreon's summer ball weekend!
It really is shocking while living in a home in the French countryside how little they utilize the French countryside to entertain.
 
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All SJ would have to do is say they want to be married in the chapel, produce a few tears, act determined but disappointed to go to a plan B. The money would come pouring in. 🙄
Then….how to keep the money without actually restoring the chapel. 🤔 Permits didn’t come through so they could only do enough to make it stable and no longer under threat of imminent collapse. I mean, nothing would surprise me anymore.
 
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I have been back reading the elusive Isabelle6541's posts. Someone mentioned that Isabelle was really curious to discover Clara's identity. Isabelle was more than just a little curious.

This post below doesn't really make any sense. If Isabelle started badgering SJ, she would be escorted off the premises. Well, perhaps she is in the pokey???

Jul 29, 2022
Clara Burnett said:
I am all for friendly massacres! Good luck with the preparations.
Isabelle's reply:

I can’t wait to try to figure out who you are while you try to figure out who I am. Great fun. I will be easy because I will have a camera in her face asking questions.
 
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It really is shocking while living in a home in the French countryside how little they utilize the French countryside to entertain.
Given her contentious relationship with her mother and her lack of community integration I wonder if she doesn’t actually dislike France and it’s citizens?
 
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As usual (a habit I taught myself since the first time I laid eyes on her kitchen antics) I did not touch much of the food served. I can agree with a lot of what is already said here: she could and should have catered out the food and it would have made a huge difference. These patrons however were easy to impress I guess, they seemed enchanted to be served by the main characters from her flog and did not expect much in return.
So what was the food? You told us just last month that you went to a dinner party recently at LaLande (the one where SJ mentioned Philip and his drugs). Why would you go to that if you don’t eat the food there?

I’m sure I’ll get a lot of ridicule for this comment, but so far you haven’t really said anything that shows me you were at the Patreon days. Just giving us a rundown of the events of the day wouldn’t give you away as it would be the same for everyone there.
 
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I'm not sure I'd slag Isabelle yet. Did she actually promise there would be action at the Patreon Daze?
I'm still interested in whether or not Jarvis is required by law to have had an association meeting with these people with at minimum a vote on an annual report. I fantasized, apparently without a crumb of justification, that Isabelle and her group action would be demanding publically such a meeting and such a report.
I have been in a public situation where two other people and I were designated to rise and halt a large public meeting, with the support of 20 others from a different political group, joining us by also standing up in the audience. When the time came, our leader and the leader of the other group were bullshitting each other outside, and the other 20 tiny dicks mos def did not stand up with us. We prevailed anyway, but the failure of nerve caused by lack of leadership and promised auxiliaries is a possible explanation for the lack of any specific action we may have fantasized for Patreon days.
 
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I have been back reading the elusive Isabelle6541's posts. Someone mentioned that Isabelle was really curious to discover Clara's identity. Isabelle was more than just a little curious.

This post below doesn't really make any sense. If Isabelle started badgering SJ, she would be escorted off the premises. Well, perhaps she is in the pokey???

Jul 29, 2022

Isabelle's reply:

I can’t wait to try to figure out who you are while you try to figure out who I am. Great fun. I will be easy because I will have a camera in her face asking questions.
Wonder if we’ll ever hear from Isabelle6541 again. Awkward if she does come back with intel but not very likely. She could always shift the blame to the others in her group claiming to be as disappointed as everyone else. Something just feels hinky. Actually, a few things feel hinky.
 
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Sadly I am not holding my breath ....... I think thats it.
So Fanny gets away with it and the $$$ still rolls in.
Sometimes life is not fair.:(
Don’t give up hope yet. She only needs a card or two to tumble to bring the house of cards crashing down. We have to exercise patience. Fanny will ultimately cause her own downfall thru her greediness and arrogance. Daily, Fanny reveals more info and actions that show who she is and what she is doing in her relentless grifting schemes.

There are so many cards that can tumble that can bring accountability to Stephanfraudie.

There are so many areas where the cards can tumble. She has allegedly screwed up in so many areas: buying patrons, buying YouTube subscriptions, buying views, deleting comments and creating fake accounts to spread her propaganda, screwed around with channel 4 DIY, screwed around with the charity donations from the gift grab, lied about gifts, spending, etc., stupidly on video has blown so much money on herself with shopping, traveling, etc. and documentation of her nonstop lies about the Dump, Dump funds, her YouTube channel, gift channel, charity donations, “restorations”, and screwed over and poorly treated so many contractors, employees, volunteers, fellow chateau owners, “friends” and family members. She has also maligned government officials in the lake debacle, getting permits and approvals, and has spoken poorly of the local government. Think of all the spurned wives and other females who have grudges with Fanny allegedly messing around with their husband/ partner.

And of course, the biggest screw up, allegedly misusing the non profit association to grab tax free funds which are clearly not spent properly on restoration work or Fanny would have no problems revealing where every bit of Patreon funding has been spent.

Fanny has knives potentially at her back from all of these people/entities that she has screwed over or cheated and may have to face accountability at some point. Think of the dozens of people who have the dirt on the little orphan princess that could cause her criminal or financial issues.

Fanny is trying to appear like a duck that looks like it is smoothly sailing across the former pond but the legs are frantically moving underneath the surface.
 
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It really is shocking while living in a home in the French countryside how little they utilize the French countryside to entertain.
Frank den Os has written about the enchantment, as in the Perrault fairy tales, of the setting and the property. He attributes part of Jarvis' hypnosis of him and his partner as guardians of the place to the palpable magic of its setting. With the ancient lake reflecting the sky as its central jewel. He writes of it as being overwhelming, casting a spell as all the forests did in the French fairy tales. There's mist, flowers, critters, clear running water. It actually gives me physical pain to think how badly she has damaged that environment. As previously mentioned, I actually cried the day she found Nick the tree pruning the espaliered apple trees for the first time in 40 years.
 
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Curiouser & curiouser - can we do a post mortem on the investigative journalism that was going to come crashing down on the Patreon Days, led by Isabel 645 (or whatever). Clara was going to give some explosive news about Snorts & a showdown was guaranteed.
Now the feisty element has gone AWOL bc supposedly the guest group was too placid & there was no traction ??
C'mon tattlers are too smart to buy all that - the event has fizzled out, the groupies are content & we are horrified at the level of hospitality offered in the light of all previous shenanigans where preps went on for days, costumes, drink, tables etc. The only 'news' is that Potty has taken control of the shoppe & turned it into an online concept store where it will die a death together with the unseen Table-setting Channel.
The only 'real' and deadly funny element in all this was the call to arms by @JP in SC 👋👋
Was it all an elaborate ploy to out Clara and wind us all up? And Snorts driving 1000kms and 8 hours just to get wine is very fishy - is there no DHL or similar in France which would work out cheaper and just as quick? Curiouser & curiouser that big Non Event
Hello Spirit Of Place. I loved your opening line and commentary. Yes the “deadly funny”, or “can we do a postmortem on the investigative journalism that was going to come crashing down”. Exactly my point, and my faux chime in with a wholly made up scenario. There are times that I feel that we’re lead on, which is to your point as well. Zoom up. Zoom down. I’ve lost faith and feel baited and switched. I’ve studied the commentary, admire the twists and turns of the writing style - setting the table, yanking the cloth. To that point, and yours “to wind us up” - I think you nailed it right there. Meanwhile, I do love the commentary here, calling out the absurd. But it’s almost the dog chasing its tail. Round and round. There are times also that I feel the supposed inside intel plants might even be a marketing ploy, as any publicity is good publicity to keep Fanny in the public eye, no matter the venue - and Tattler is a venue. I think Tattler is filled with wit. Sharp comments. But let’s not be duped by the hype. I will eat my words, my hat, or go to LaLande and eat the entire collection of porcelain if wrong. . . . . .but going hook, line and sinker, I would say after multiple cliff hangers with no “there there” - no going there anymore. . . . .

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Ditto. I think I said I couldn't understand why it was a good idea to reveal plans on here & was told it was to be 'fair' to Fanny.
Which is why I was going down the rabbit hole to find out who this person might be...I will profusely apologise if some fantastic new intel with photos comes out..but as each day goes by I fear we may have been conned? 🤔
We were conned. Never in your right mind do you tip your hand as it was tipped. Spot on. You couldn’t understand it because it was not real. There will not be fantastic news, I believe several that we hang on to here are simply promoters, holding up their own mirrors and blowing their own smoke just to fan flames. Game on and game over.
 
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Just playing devils advocate here:

Have you ever considered that Isabelle may have been a planted Dump source to try to keep people from pursuing actions or alerting you tube, channel 4, Patreon, the French tax authorities, etc,. about Fanny by claiming that she, Isabelle, had a posse of people who were going to confront Fanny and reveal info about her to be given to authorities and publicized in the media. This bought them a few months to keep scamming without fear of accountability by anyone in the Tattler forum.

OR

Isabelle was a clumsy attempt to try to out the identity of Clara because Fanny wants to know who she is and to put an end to insider info being revealed? Isabelle seemed very pushy in wanting to interact with Clara.
 
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I'd like to come clean on an ulterior motive.
When I first came around, anti-Americanism was an hourly occurence here, based on -- well, based on hag laughter, the "British sense of humor" and the jingoist idea, expressed hourly, that the fans were so dumb they had to be American.
With the influx of colonial Tartlettes from all latitudes, that ancienne regime has been ousted.
The remnants have been expressing anti-American opinions since the Queen's death. In direct response, I have talked more and more forensically, about Charles, than in real life I actually give a tit about. (We have grown old together, he and I, a peculiarly comradely bond. But I think he's become a tit and neither of us started out that way. His epitaph, coined 30 years ago, by a sad and shrewd American black woman: Prince Charming turns out to be just another dog.)
I'm not sorry, and will never apologize. But there's a proportionality I acknowledge.
Big hugs to all whose diversity have made this a much, much better place.
 
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People of Tattle, take it easy. It is true that Isabelle6541's behavior has been strange from the start, and particularly worrying have been the frequent attempts/desires to contact Clara (even in the last comment he did this). It's all weird. Going to the wolf's den and ask questions? What the real purpuse? And show the game cards here? Why did she transcribe a comment in which she gave away her true identity? And why did she hide her profile on Tattle? I don't know, weird... In the past I expressed doubts about the veracity of this Patreon group, to which she herself replied that it was very real and that I could confirm it with SJ (?).
However, it is better to wait a few more days before drawing definitive conclusions. Mainly because we have a presumptuous angry pro-gay tenant provocateur trying to stir the waters. Maybe Isabelle is still on the road, or plans have changed. This is the internet, always smokes and mirrors...
And even if we fell into a hole, SJ is still a decaying face like the chapel paintings, and PJ's nostrils are still the ugliest ever, you can raise pigs in there and nothing can change that, not even plastic surgery (it has its limits).
Isabelle6541 was studious at teasing, chiming in. And just when we thought she was out and about in her camo, just when we’d fuss a little wishing her well - she’d jump in again. Nothing wrong in posting a picture, offering another tease WHILST SHE OR HE WAS THERE. But that didn’t happen. Travel has nothing to do with it, she could have zinged a snappy picture or two or way. It is wholly unlike her, as she was so game to tease - and I repeat, as many of us did - you have a team on the ground, going in - your mouth is shut, until after. But Isabelle6541 could not wait to roll it all out.
Clara on the other hand has a credible writing style, very good with words and leads - has a few tricks in her bag, and staunch comments. But there are times that I could play Clara as well, and store the pot. I know Clara is a folk hero here. And maybe that’s part of the game as well.
Anyway. . . . . . .
 
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Just playing devils advocate here:

Have you ever considered that Isabelle may have been a planted Dump source to try to keep people from pursuing actions or alerting you tube, channel 4, Patreon, the French tax authorities, etc,. about Fanny by claiming that she, Isabelle, had a posse of people who were going to confront Fanny and reveal info about her to be given to authorities and publicized in the media. This bought them a few months to keep scamming without fear of accountability by anyone in the Tattler forum.

OR

Isabelle was a clumsy attempt to try to out the identity of Clara because Fanny wants to know who she is and to put an end to insider info being revealed? Isabelle seemed very pushy in wanting to interact with Clara.
I don't think the Dump's N defenses are that smart. Feral smart, but not long view strategic.
 
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or...
She's a jaded former patreon and everything she's said has been true. Her silence might be on the advice of her council?
I usually defer to Occam's razor, but this one is too close to tell.
 
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So what was the food? You told us just last month that you went to a dinner party recently at LaLande (the one where SJ mentioned Philip and his drugs). Why would you go to that if you don’t eat the food there?

I’m sure I’ll get a lot of ridicule for this comment, but so far you haven’t really said anything that shows me you were at the Patreon days. Just giving us a rundown of the events of the day wouldn’t give you away as it would be the same for everyone there.
IMHO, you have deliberately misinterpreted Clara’s post. Clara said she didn’t “ touch much of the food served” not that she “doesn’t eat the food there.”

Clara provides information that she feels comfortable providing without revealing herself or putting herself in a precarious or uncomfortable position. By now, after Clara’s years on this forum, you can choose to believe her or not believe her. She is not obligated to give you a run down of the events to prove to your satisfaction she was in attendance.
 
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or...
She's a jaded former patreon and everything she's said has been true. Her silence might be on the advice of her council?
I usually defer to Occam's razor, but this one is too close to tell.
Didn't she say November for the promised journalism exposé? That's another possible reason for radio silence -- the reporter has the group by the balls, embargoing scoops to Tattle prior to November publication. Reporters have their prerogatives -- 50 cents a trick mounts up. And Tattle is a low rent venue for exposing your valuable scoop. If any.
 
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Hello Spirit Of Place. I loved your opening line and commentary. Yes the “deadly funny”, or “can we do a postmortem on the investigative journalism that was going to come crashing down”. Exactly my point, and my faux chime in with a wholly made up scenario. There are times that I feel that we’re lead on, which is to your point as well. Zoom up. Zoom down. I’ve lost faith and feel baited and switched. I’ve studied the commentary, admire the twists and turns of the writing style - setting the table, yanking the cloth. To that point, and yours “to wind us up” - I think you nailed it right there. Meanwhile, I do love the commentary here, calling out the absurd. But it’s almost the dog chasing its tail. Round and round. There are times also that I feel the supposed inside intel plants might even be a marketing ploy, as any publicity is good publicity to keep Fanny in the public eye, no matter the venue - and Tattler is a venue. I think Tattler is filled with wit. Sharp comments. But let’s not be duped by the hype. I will eat my words, my hat, or go to LaLande and eat the entire collection of porcelain if wrong. . . . . .but going hook, line and sinker, I would say after multiple cliff hangers with no “there there” - no going there anymore. . . . .


We were conned. Never in your right mind do you tip your hand as it was tipped. Spot on. You couldn’t understand it because it was not real. There will not be fantastic news, I believe several that we hang on to here are simply promoters, holding up their own mirrors and blowing their own smoke just to fan flames. Game on and game over.
What’s that expression….those who know, don’t tell and those that tell, don’t know?! I have to remind my elderly mother of this often when she falls for yet another FB or YT scammer.
 
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Hi all, life’s been too hectic but I’m desperately trying to catch up on here and join you all when I can. Sorry I haven’t Interacted with likes etc. I’ve poured myself a dark Rum and settled down to devour the salacious Patron day goss but I can’t seem to find any? Boohoo.

I’m confused over;
* who has a dog called Isabelle?
* why, when Fanny has a bad back, she stands singing in high heels?
* why all of the prep was so last minute and frankly half hearted and tit?
* where are all of the guests? It looks a measly amount of attendees.
* why Snorts drove for 17 hours straight just to get wine? Fools!! Surely they don’t need that much wine, unless it’s for something else too?
* why just before Patron day another man tells them the chapel could fall down at any moment but it’s safe for people to stand at the door and peer into just not to go inside. Too convenient, she’s hiding something.
* if she really bought hard hats … I bet you she didn’t.

As usual lies, lies, lies. Her full cast was there on hand to help and support her, or rather to make up the numbers and make it look like it was a popular event. That event just doesn’t sit right with me. I’m suspicious and am starting to smell a rat. Is there another reason why her main players and family are really all there? Also why the chapel is off limits 🤔
Regarding your 4th point:
Where does 'driving for 17 hours straight' just toget the wine come into it? Was it Fanny who said he dove for 17 hours straight?

Ed and Anna's chateau is 4 hours away. So it's 4 there and 4 back and let's be generous and (as it was obviously all arranged last minute) let's add an extra two hours for having a bit of a relax with lunch and coffee with Ed and Anna before loading the car with the boxes of wine - so 10 hours tops. Not 17 hours.

I think the chapel was deemed off limits because the vaulted ceiling is not brick or stonework as Fanny claims, but plasterwork and even a complete novice could spot that if they look close enough. So no entry allowed, so sorry. Fanny is going to claim various surveys and a drawing up of architectural plans required on the stone vaulting (which doesn't exist) and the reconfiguration of the central stone (which doesn't exist) and these surveys will naturally cost extra money she doesn't have. Dear oh dear! But with the ongoing loyal and generous patrons etc etc, it can be restored to it's former glory etc etc. Simple really. Same old, same old. She'll have figured out the current plaster vault will be more safe and secure if it's entirely replaced with the more solid sturdy brickwork, which will then be plastered over in order to retain the original look of the thing. The existing structure, as it is, could well be wooden with a plaster overlay. But the same principle applies... squeeze more Patron monkeys from the punters. Amaury could easily rig up scaffolding and repair it himelf, but no no no... experts must be called in, and experts cost. Cue Fanny's sad face. As I've said before, the building's current use as a chapel is a waste. She actually has no need of a chapel apart from it being a status symbol, but she does have a need for an extra pretty jewel box to hold parties in.
 
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