The Chateau Diaries #179 The Patreons came 2x2 and were herded to the pens

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In NZ we have Retirement Villages which have villas, apartments and full service apartments. Some also have terminal care.
We also have so-called Rest Homes, solely for those unable to manage self care.

WHY AM I NOT HELPING ANYONE SERVE THE GUESTS? I AM INFURIATING.
Excuse me, I’m the Comte, or at least Lord of the Manor - if you don’t mind.
 
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This is ridiculous and hopefully a joke. I need to go back and read threads I've missed. Please tell me people were not happy being served this plate of crap food.
 
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Dan the Man
Did he get the top of his hair permed!?
 
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The shiny face close ups are very unflattering. What is she thinking?
Her face was very pink- suspect she did some sort of DIY chemical peel or dermabrasion at home the night before to attempt to look fabulous for her fans. SMH, Fanny, this is why a good daily skincare regime, a proper diet and drinking plenty of water are important- you wouldn't be scrambling to try to fix yourself right before a big day.

I'll just leave this here.
(as seen on Kenyan TV)

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This... I can't... Thank you for that, @M&MsMom! In the words of Drake, "Shorty, you da best!"

I hope Annalise did it!
LMAO! Or Dan got a hold of the coveted Dyson curling tool!
 
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Ambrosia salad, the stuff of my childhood picnics. Throw in coconut for tropical flair. The new tattle oatmeal derailment

It was on my wedding buffet.
 
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OMG old Meghan Markle has had her Wikipedia page updated already to: Daughter in law of King Charles the 3.
These narcs are something else aren't they.
 
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Oh sorry, I didn’t know there was a video and was just going on memory. I see the video now and see what you mean.
 
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Oh Marie, at least a grand or more in flowers lol, cracks me up. She Stephanie is literally the worst hostess EVER
And it seems that all those lovely flowers were used to decorate the inside areas of the chateau, and not the patrons lunch tables. Poor show Stephanie, very poor indeed.
 
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And it seems that all those lovely flowers were used to decorate the inside areas of the chateau, and not the patrons lunch tables. Poor show Stephanie, very poor indeed.
The flowers on the luncheon tables looked like the cast-offs in wine bottles that were picked from the bin. Really, with all the lovely vases the Shitoo has- SMH.
 
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I wondered if Stephanie had a couple of Botox injections. At least in her forehead area, there were two roundish bulges, one on each side of her forehead. I also noticed in the vlog, her forehead didn't really "move" with her eyebrows as it normally does.

With regard to the Kenyan news screenshot, there was another one from India, where the chyron called Charles "Queen Charles". I couldn't get a good shot of it that would make sense because the screen was busy as heck, and in whatever language it was, but I just saw "Queen Charles" in English. That Indian station was certainly bringing the same energy as the Kenyan station!
 
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OMG old Meghan Markle has had her Wikipedia page updated already to: Daughter in law of King Charles the 3.
These narcs are something else aren't they.
Fark me. You wouldn’t believe the brass neck of that woman would you . TBF, the narcissism of Nutmeg makes Fanny at the Farmhouse seem almost normal.
 
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Ambrosia salad, the stuff of my childhood picnics. Throw in coconut for tropical flair. The new tattle oatmeal derailment

It was on my wedding buffet.
I make it every Christmas.......I'm the only one who eats it......for days and days! And then I can't stand looking at it again for another year!
But it's such a staple of my childhood, I can't resist. And you're right about the coconut! It's definitely in the recipe I use!
 
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OMG old Meghan Markle has had her Wikipedia page updated already to: Daughter in law of King Charles the 3.
These narcs are something else aren't they.
To be fair, that probably wasn’t instigated by her. Usually when there is a big event like this updates happen rapidly.
 
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