The Chateau Diaries #175 The lonely chair is where Philip sits after being Potty's fluffer

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I have read on here various people speculating that SJ. Will sell lalande and take off with Queen Phillipa. Quick question... Who the hell would buy the joint now? I think it's an expensive white elephant and she knows that, hence the reluctance to spend patreon funds on it. Now she's stuck with it.
I mean seriously.... Who would buy it?
I too believe she would have trouble off loading it. Though, off course, one of her rapid, and rich, patrons may buy it just because it was fanny's.
 
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So…I can’t sleep again, and thought I’d work my way back through old threads from before I was on Tattle. This gem was on thread #70. Credit to @dumbblonde as I try and copy and paste! These targets are hilarious (from the end of 2020)…


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I don't wish to derail the latest discussions regarding the accounts fiasco, but I chanced upon the following list of 'targets' which must have been written around the end of 2020.
Interesting to see the various projects which were listed as 'ongoing' almost a year ago.
 

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Wow, I'm surprised by all the Tattlers who thought Chloe was being bullied in yesterday's vlog. It looked to me like everyone was having a good time. Yes, Chloe looked ridiculous, but she was loving that attention! It's been a long time since SJ's vlogs have made me laugh, and I thought it was nice for a change. I hope we see more!
Our concern for Chloe was that she was not aware of the bullying. She genuinely seemed oblivious of it... however, knowing Snorts as we do, knowing Fanny as we do, we could see that they were encouraging Chloe to act the fool for their amusement and for the camera. Chloe was the brunt of a joke, there to be laughed at, not laughed with, in fact the object of the laughter. I found it all quite disheartening.
 
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Make no mistake: Isabelle Jarvis does indeed read here and knows exactly what we are talking about. Other than the insane chatelaine herself, the mother does know right from wrong but chose to walk the fallacious path for most of her life and has a strong desire to stay in control and ahead of what's coming. Stephanie Jarvis' tactic is still to (pretend to) ignore most of what we are saying, but her mother's inquisitive nature can't agree: she needs to know what we are talking about. Oh, and she does has a sense of humor, but always at somebody else's expense. She truly is a foul, despicable person.


Derek's death brought a lot of financial problems to the family, that I do know. Isabelle always claimed they lost a lot of businesses after he died, whatever that means.
I don't doubt for one minute that the old crone has her finger on the button. Sorry, I was talking about nasty the argentinian bully. Her wot continuously sucks lemons. I think much is lost in translation with that one.
 
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Have you seen the latest gift grab? Apparently Fanny doesn't know "what a Tasmania is." I kid you not.
Me neither. Some of us know some things. None of us know everything. I'll go and Google.
Google doesn't provide and answer.
 
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Me neither. Some of us know some things. None of us know everything. I'll go and Google.
Google doesn't provide and answer.
Tasmania is a state of Australia. Tasmania is heaven. Watch David Attenborough in Tas. Tasmania does not want or need that loser to ever visit!
 
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I also noticed that he shut up when MP's gift was opened. Sweet.


I suspect it's already been filmed which is why IJ looks confused. She was definitely not happy sitting there tonight 😒
IJ seemed quite out of it. Just not quite there, mind wandering. Only really engaging when asked a direct question. She's not especially interested I anything. Notice when she twines the pink ribbon around and around, concentrating on that only. Repetitive behaviour often seen in dementia patients. But regardless of whether I believe she's showing some early signs of cognitive degeneration, she's one very tired woman, physically and mentally.
 
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I know she is an embarrassment . Add to this revolting display, SJ's lack of respect for other's spiritual beliefs in revealing dresses in a church, the allowing of a place of worship(others) on her property to disintegrate on her watch, the debauched lifestyle she lives which leads to heartache for those involved or around her. I have been around so called uneducated, poor, "common" people who have more class, dignity, cleanliness, hospitality, respect of others and courtesy, than this swill in outback France could ever achieve. I find it very hard to accept that a whole small community of characters can be all so delusional, so self-centred, so indecent.


Gorgeous.
I have bought an Abaya many years ago which I always take with me during the summer because Jews, Christians & Muslims do not allow you to enter the Church/ Synagogue/Mosque without being covered respectfully. I take the bad boy out of my bag, put it over my summer clothing, admire the religious murals/architecture and take it off outside. It's that simple. I don't have to look beautifull just respectful.

It was quite amazing that not one word came out of Phillip’s mouth when she was opening up the prints sent to her by Michael Petherick. Not one “awww”, “that’s so niiiiice”, “so pretty”…the silence of Phillip was glaringly obvious. Hmm. Jealous much, Phillip? Stephanie even was trying to elicit some reaction from him by saying to him, “isn’t that ladybug soooo cute?”…and for once. No reply from Snorts. Dead silence. Well played, Michael…well played.
With mummy's return, potty semi permanently back at the royal dump, we need MPK to come over for a while. That will do phiphi.
 
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So…I can’t sleep again, and thought I’d work my way back through old threads from before I was on Tattle. This gem was on thread #70. Credit to @dumbblonde as I try and copy and paste! These targets are hilarious (from the end of 2020)
😳 €15,000.00 on redecorating a small toilet and relaying a floor?!!!
😳 €17,000.00 on one mattress?!!!
😳 €18,000.00 on Shutter Dogs that are STILL ongoing
Even more astonishing…
🤯€19,000.00 on a inept administrator/bully.
It’s no wonder zero structural work has even been carried out if this is her priorities and where all the money is wasted.
 
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Each day I wonder how she can manage to continue to gain and keep patron but I guess that’s what con people do…..
 
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the one very terrible thing is that I believe they held a actual mass, meaning something very serious to Catholics. The chapel needed to be consecrated in order to have mass.
I remember her crap acting when this mass took place, Fanny looking all piousl - all for the camera of course. The blurb for this vlog was this. 👇
"Something magical happened at the chateau this week. We had mass in the chapel! We bought Lalande from the family of the Marquis of Nadaillac, who had been living here for 200 years. They were a deeply religious family, who built the Chapel of Saint Joseph in the garden. Two of the eleven children of the last marquis became priests. One of them, now in his 80s, came back to visit us and gave mass in the chapel. I felt very moved to attend mass given by someone who'd spent his childhood here and whose family built our chapel." Yeah right Fanny. You conned them too into thinking that you valued that chapel.

I wonder how the Nadaillac family feel about her having all that money given to her for the specific purpose of restoring the house & chapel & yet letting it to wrack & ruin. The mass was actually really lovely (I'm not religious) and very sad during the mass the old priest/family member said Dear Lord thank you for gathering us here today, for some of us it will perhaps be the final time that we will meet ....
 

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😳 €15,000.00 on redecorating a small toilet and relaying a floor?!!!
😳 €17,000.00 on one mattress?!!!
😳 €18,000.00 on Shutter Dogs that are STILL ongoing
Even more astonishing…
🤯€19,000.00 on a inept administrator/bully.
It’s no wonder zero structural work has even been carried out if this is her priorities and where all the money is wasted.
Dumbass Miss Jarvis thought initially that it was like go fund me instead of monthly contribution.
So she had targets for patreon, when that amount was reached they would do x. So the matresses didn't cost 17k.
 
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Dim reaper. Love it @billybudd. The wit on here is top.


Don't hold back @Le Comte de Monte Cristo Let it all out. Going back to your thoughts on Cat being a lesbian... I think that many would agree with you. But she's the lolloping carthorse, passive type. Possibly had a bit of a fumble at her exclusive and private boarding school but went no further. Now she's wondering which direction she should go in and where better for experimenting than tit'o lielielande. What happens at lielielande stays at lielielande. Or does it Cat...


Don't hold back @Le Comte de Monte Cristo Let it all out. Going back to your thoughts on Cat being a lesbian... I think that many would agree with you. But she's the lolloping carthorse, passive type. Possibly had a bit of a fumble at her exclusive and private boarding school but went no further. Now she's wondering which direction she should go in and where better for experimenting than tit'o lielielande. What happens at lielielande stays at lielielande. Or does it Cat...


And mummy seriously does not want to be there.
Izzy is clearly bewildered looking at double barrel shotgun nostrils PhiPhi 🤪
 
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This article is great! Nice afternoon laugh 😂. And being “vetted” by the Marquis before he’d sell that dump…his family is still laughing all the way to the bank!

My favorite part was this quote by Princess Stephanie:

“When you’re little, your parents are like demi-gods, and anything you want can happen.” Stephanie recalled her understanding as a six year old, thinking “Well I asked for a castle, and mommy and daddy got a castle, because that’s exactly what we’re supposed to be doing, I thought it was very normal, when it wasn’t at all!”

Good find, Jules/Julie!
My fave is her quote "The way I see it, we are just caretakers, and we have a duty to pass it on in a better state than we found it" Like hell!
 
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I wonder how Kat’s Christian singing group views her behavior in and appearance on the vlogs?

Christian singing group? Did I miss something?!

Cat worked for (not sure if she still does) London Youth Choirs, a respected charitable organisation which brings together children from schools across London. Her role with LYC has been mentioned a few times on Tattle in the past - Inc post below.

 
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😳 €15,000.00 on redecorating a small toilet and relaying a floor?!!!
😳 €17,000.00 on one mattress?!!!
😳 €18,000.00 on Shutter Dogs that are STILL ongoing
Even more astonishing…
🤯€19,000.00 on a inept administrator/bully.
It’s no wonder zero structural work has even been carried out if this is her priorities and where all the money is wasted.
I was trained as an auditor by one of the big four accounting firms before specialising in tax. I'd definitely be wanting to investigate the costs you have selected.
At least we know what Phillipa is there for. Social media and filming. No wonder the blogs deteriorated once he/she got his/her manicured paws on them.
Oh, I think that there were 2 mattresses that had to be specially ordered. Still, unrealistically priced in my view. Unless she produces accounts/receipts to show exactly how much was spent on these items I would 0not accept these figures. All very shady.
 
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