The Chateau Diaries #173 Patreon Day Might Be Season Finale

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Why did Philip sit in the back seat with Percy and let Mummy sit in the front.

I wonder why Mummy and Percy weren't sitting in the front seat with Mummy driving since it's Mummys car. Fanny and Snorts should have been stuffed in the back seat with all the extra "stuff" IMO.
 
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My father, husband, or brothers who are at least as tall as Percy would have said "No thanks" to being squashed into a backseat and driven for hundreds of miles. I know everyone wants to blame Baby Phyllis for his inconsiderate behavior, but I put the blame of Fanny. These are her parents. She should be looking out for their comfort and safety. Phyllis is beyond the pale so I don't expect him to know how to behave. I do fear for Percy's well being if this is any indication of how he will be treated.
 
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What was in the aluminium brief case? I am sure that little Tetris playing Faux -Peeps could have done a much better job of stowing the luggage.
The aluminum case contains Fill-Up’s dildo and strap-on collection.
 
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Why did Philip sit in the back seat with Percy and let Mummy sit in the front.
I think what happened went something like this...

Isabelle: If I take the front passenger seat, you've got to sit next to Snorty.
Percy: And if I take the front passenger seat you'll be stuck next to Snorty.
Isabelle: So what do we do, flip a coin?
Percy: No, seeing as neither of us wants to sit next to him, we both suck it up and sit in the back.
 
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Billy delegates almost everything... Occasionally he gets stuck in, like the roof...
 
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Well the 'H' on the belt certainly doesn't stand for 'Heterosexual'
You don’t believe Fill-Up is a card carrying heterosexual? Whatever would make you think that? I myself am beginning to think he is inter-sex and somehow he has convinced the chatelaine that his clitoris is just a very very small penis and his balls have not descended yet. After being impaled by the massively endowed Selma for months in the trailer at the start of Covid, she is very happy to accept the small endowed Fill-Up. It reminds her of Oily’s tiny endowment.
 
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…aka…the bad seed…Rhoda Penmark…
 
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Why wasn't their suitcase at least turned with the wheels facing the front. Poor Percy could get fractured ribs from those wheels jabbing him!
 
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All the stationary she gets gifted and she has to buy lever act bloody folders in the UK she really is a daft pointless mare
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It is an obsession with her she is incapable of going anywhere without buying something, 99% of which she does not need and then will discard within weeks for it never to be seen again. Squirrel boy encourages her as he has the same appalling desire to buy useless crap at every opportunity. Their obscene spending habits are both ridiculous and distasteful and totally at odds with the present time when people are really struggling to keep their heads above water.
The burning question for me is will any of the players who continue to enjoy all the love and laughter at the shittoo and benefit from the begging of the scammer Fanny, ever show any decency and not only make Fanny stop her grifting but also walk away from this disgusting freak show.
ALSO Does anyone know whether there were any takers for the generous give away of the worthless/useless jag or is it still crumbling away in the courtyard amongst the other rusting heaps?
 
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I met a lady who'd had major facial surgery, she was a passenger, drinking juice from a glass bottle when they got in a car accident, her face, bottle in place hit the dash.. So I don't do it even with a plastic bottle... Those metal straws have caused a lot of damage too.
 
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Does Gerry own and live in the whole building I wander? It seems he lives in the front & side of the house (Snorts & Percy can be seen standing in the doorway), and has the taxi office down the other end. I've often wandered where he lived in Framlington, or have I missed something??? I can't recall it ever being mentioned
 

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Speaking of traffic tickets, has Philip lost his license ? He used to share the driving.
 
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They should have gotten spode tissue box covers! They'd be paaaarfect for the kitchen

 
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Isobelle schemed long and hard dragging Fanny up. Even dropping her at private school dances in the hopes of off loading her to anyone more than public school educated. Now look, she's 47 and settled for a cross dressing, unemployable, uneducated free-loader...
 
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The journey through England would have been slow and stressful. At least when they get away from Calais the roads here are not so busy.
I'm pleased they stopped and didn't do the whole drive.
 
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