The Chateau Diaries #170 Lately, oatmeal is more interesting than The Chateau Diaries!

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I was thinking the same thing. What do WE do if it all works out in a correct and just way. What if she does syddle off into the sunset...
Jules will have to start a daily vlog and we can start a tattlepage about it.
 
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So, another complete fake then...
 
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btw how do you know that fanny doesnt own a strap-on on and everyone involved is happy and content?
 
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If she did decide to get everyone to sign an NDA form then all it would take would be for several visitors to refuse to be filmed by the pink phone or ask for a form to sign before they gave their permission
 
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btw how do you know that fanny doesnt own a strap-on on and everyone involved is happy and content?
IMHO, I don't think sex is part of the equation between these two. I have never gotten any sexy vibes from either one of them. I find it strange that even though Fanny Pants wears revealing clothes and is the world's biggest flirt, she's just not sexy and lord knows, Phyllis isn't. Maybe I'm completely off on this, but I just don't see it, thank goodness!
 
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This is the Afro-Cuban/Yoruba warrior goddess of hurricanes, resurrection, and justice. Strong winds and the opening of paths. Rapid change. Her name is Oya. She has great jewelry and she likes grapes and eggplant, just in case you want to get in touch with her. The great thing about santeria is the gods walk among us.
She has an interesting eleke.
She told me she likes her girls to wear copper toenail polish.





 
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I learned a new word today Backpfeifengesicht

(colloquial) meaning a slappable face, or a face "in need of a slap"

Now it’s left me wondering who I could possibly describe using that word. Bit of a poser.
 
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Clara B…

Does anyone in the chateau or part of SJ’s circle believe she and Fill-up actually have sex?
 
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I've always regarded Fanny as a joke, but I've never actively hated her... until now.
Don't forget her ongoing cruelty to Ruby, the peafowl, the sheep, and the chickens -- none adequately sheltered from predators/weather nor regularly vetted. Clara says she used to leave them under Frank and Ivo's care without leaving money for food.
It's never too late to complain to the French animal welfare authorities.
 
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That SJ included this in her FB photos really sums her up. Talk about putting a bow in a trip. OY VEY.

BTW - You can remain anonymous. I hope you all take the time to do so.
 

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Yes…but this is Tattle and we love the salacious! So…what IF they were into BDSM? Can you give your perspective from the angle of a simulation? The more titillating the better! (just kidding! )
 
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

(I hope the Tattle company credit card covers the price of a gallon of bleach...)
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Do the sheep stay outside all of the time?They’ve never shown a barn for them.
 
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Do the sheep stay outside all of the time?They’ve never shown a barn for them.
and where they are staying during the winter.

billy petheric just disassembled bookcase made of proper oak to show us an old unusable fireplace. what is this obsession with chapels and fireplaces??
 
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Philly spent the early part of the year building up his acting chops by kissing a man on stage. All that practice helped to replicate the for show purposes only social media kiss.

 
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Slightly off topic-
But the District Mgr I was a store Mgr under years ago- said we love to hire PH.d‘s...
I’m looking at him like WHAT???
then he says.... “Poor, Hungry and Desperate”!!!
That makes sense!!!
It stuck with me!!!
 
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watching an old Escape to the Chateau DIY episode, from season 1, episode 18: wow, Fanny's voice was completely different, much deeper.

I was reading something on the computer and didn't even recognise the voice until I looked up and saw Fanny. I must say, I very much prefer this old voice. It sounds much more natural.
 
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