The Chateau Diaries #170 Lately, oatmeal is more interesting than The Chateau Diaries!

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I typed in Limoges to see it, accepted it but just gave a limited choice of destinations, perhaps not then. God I shalll be so jealous if she's in Corsica, that's been on our list for ages but just haven't made it yet for various reasons.
If she is in Corsica, she'll never explore it. She'll remain in a fancy-pants hotel solely for the bragging rights and feast on nasty food that she considers to be "delicious" only because it's expensive. So even if she is in Corsica, she isn't.
You'll get to Corsica one day and actually experience and enjoy it.
 
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I’ve not seen that post, is it on Instagram
 
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In the tradition of "I am Spartacus" and the classic "I am Clara"... Je suis Sweet Baby J.
 
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Why does everything have to be 'a secret'? That's one way in which the vlogs have certainly changed.
Because Stephanie either has the arrested developement mentality of a 12 year old or she pretends to because she thinks it’s cute & sexy. Weeee!
 
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Or that's just a stock picture from Transavia airlines.
Hmm...

Porto: 23 Degrees Celsius
Corsica: 22 Degrees Celsius
Athens: 32 Degrees Celsius
Sicily: 26 Degrees Celsius

Things stated/shown in the vlog:
- The green Transavia seat
- Marie mentioning it was so hot, they need fans...

There are no glaciers in Greece (appearently). If it's not the Pyrenees, could it be the Apennine Mountains? How long would a flight from Limoges to Athens take and what would the flight route look like. Maybe it is a stock photo... to throw people off. (Somehow I doubt it - Fanny isn't that smart.)
 
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Nothing happens in France in August as most people on holiday - should read -
Nothing happens at the shiteau between January and December because Fanny is on perpetual holiday.
And most of rural France is closed on Mondays, which is why Fanny enjoys so many long weekends.
 
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They’ve come to England
 

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Because Stephanie either has the arrested developement mentality of a 12 year old or she pretends to because she thinks it’s cute & sexy. Weeee!
Playing little girl lost gets really nauseating at a certain age. She does remind me of Bet Davis in "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?"
 
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Because Stephanie either has the arrested developement mentality of a 12 year old or she pretends to because she thinks it’s cute & sexy. Weeee!
Probably she, the boy wonder and their Youtube minder have decided it will generate more views. Maybe you should adopt a similar strategy. I look forward to seeing a thumbnail for Chateau Chat referencing a secret beverage you'll be enjoying at the southernmost chateau
 
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Good spidey.
Clara's nugget of unflashy info -- that the accountants have closed their doors to her -- does hint of catastrophic and possibly criminal mismanagment.
 
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See, now this is how a nurturing and considerate person who loves to cook, cooks. Thank you for the role model.
Jarvis' food is often conformed to insult her paying guests. Clara says she made her friends pay for the Easter food -- even so, virtually meatless. This is why I'm calling it The Lalande Cookbook: 101 Ways to Tell Your Friends, Guests and Employees to Eat Your Dust.
 
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This is my “visual” of the guests arriving for Patron’s Day at the farmhouse.

 
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Because Stephanie either has the arrested developement mentality of a 12 year old or she pretends to because she thinks it’s cute & sexy. Weeee!
I actually believe she’s very cunning. Knows exactly what she does, I’ve seen mental and emotional manipulators like her. However in the end they bring about their own demise wether of greed or other nefarious agendas. The playbook of shysters is always the same their a sinking ship
 
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I love that recipe!!! Though I’ve never had much success making homemade lemon curd, lol.
Yeah, I'd just as soon buy it (Bonne Maman brand is pretty good), honestly. I wasn't even going to use lemon curd, but I had all those yolks from the two meringues I made, so thought I'd try it again. I used the recipe that was referenced in that Pavlova recipe and it turned out well!
 
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Wait til they start serving hedgehog! They’ve been fattening it up in preparation. Probably going to serve it as pate to Patrons on Open Day.
 
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Interesting. As we all noted, a million years ago, Madame herself put on weight, especially in the breastal regions, after she'd been in South Africa for a month or two.
 
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