The Chateau Diaries #170 Lately, oatmeal is more interesting than The Chateau Diaries!

[Beachgirl]

I must say Dan is looking a lot better.


It’s the Thursday video.

Whoops, shows you how closely I watch the vlog.

 

[Madame No]

Oooh I love curtain talk


Nobody else there is fat which isn’t surprising seeing what is available to eat, so where does Natti keep her forbidden food.

Behind the secret door!

 

[Iolair]

Because Stephanie either has the arrested developement mentality of a 12 year old or she pretends to because she thinks it’s cute & sexy. Weeee!

And there I was thinking she did it in order to avoid the hordes of screaming fans begging to touch her sainted feet as she steps through the airport's arrival gates, with the devoted Snorts by her side, saying 'No autographs, no autographs!'

 

[KyBourbon]

I think there’s about one month before the big Patron Day at the farmhouse. Does Fanny realize this is a “make it or break it” moment for her? Granted, the majority of guests will be her die-hard fans. But if expectations aren’t met, people will talk. I’m sure the visitors have built up the farmhouse in their minds to be much more than it is…they’re in for a big shock. If I was Fanny and Snorts, I’d be spending every waking moment preparing to make this event as spectacular as possible. I have a feeling it’s going to fall woefully short. I’m just waiting for the fallout.

 

[billybudd]

Can you believe the snivelling little tit yesterday, wanting that horror of a light fitting for a bloody china pantry!!! He has no taste whatsoever. How he manages to be so supercilious I have no idea. I mean everything in the world needs a purpose, he keeps saying that is why he likes Brocantes because he hates "waste" well sonny you are a waste of space, get off your flat preppy arse and do something with your miserable little life. They both purport to be cultured and love antiques but always by pass quality for the poxiest bit of toot available. As you can probably all tell by now Baby Bee Gee cranks my chain.

Is that what he says? (I hate the creepy brocante porn videos with a nauseous passion and cannot watch without erping.) He's spending grifted money on tragic granny tat, the only evidence of an exchange of exciting energy between Jarvis and Janssen, and actually has the insolence to say it is about upcycling? Talk about tit from Shinola.
He's moving into Trumpian realms of gaslighting bullshit now.

 

[vitanova]

does anyone else have this need to wash their hands after watching brocante segments? or take a shower?

 

[Aeon]

Doesn’t this sum up La Lande and all these aristocratic people there? YouTube recommended it.

 

[silvergirl]

I've always enjoyed Peter and Annas vlogs and the menagerie of animals. I find him quite amusing and quick witted, Anna genuinely loves her animals and yet the latest vlog found me questioning. The short skirt and braided pigtails reminded me of the Brittany Spears Baby one more time video. She's not old by any means but not young enough to get away with it. How on earth do these women bend over without showing everthing or is that the point that they do and can? There's not a pick on her and yet she's into running and dancing to keep fit. Is that a body image thing? I don't know.

…these two are playing a game with their viewers. …and they are getting increasingly bold with it… both of them…
…he knows exactly what this little ‘school girl’ outfit would project…and insinuate. …they seem to be branching out…fishing for $…

…quite common on these sites…when they start scrambling for regular content…
…usual and most likely…next step…only fans…if not already…jmo…of course…

 

[graciemckitten]

Ah but we can't be too hard on them as they were working trips... gondolas, fine dining, safaris, the list goes on but they were working at each location recording content for her cult. Therefore they could not entirely relax and enjoy the whole experience... What a load of tosh...This activity is normal for most people who visit different holiday locations, capturing highlights of their experiences. I took the grandchildren to a local farm yesteray and guess what, I took videos and shared with their parents... I wasn't working I was enjoying the day and capturing memories. The only difference with SJ is she edits and shares with viewers.

And takes in hundreds of thousands of dollars per year for recording one hour of video per week of vacation. It interrupts her shopping, spa, and dining experiences. How awful for the little orphan princess.

 

[Albee]

I fast forwarded through Sadie’s vlog on Udea the rescue horse arriving. Michael and Florian made a brief appearance in the the welcoming party. Udea is a beautiful horse and the brown one is quite a character.

 

[Shari Holloway]

After learning all about Aubergines @KyBourbon and Pineapples @Jules100 I’m just checking to make sure that Artichokes are just vegetables and have no other meanings as I have bought Artichoke bookends.
I never know with you lot these days.

when we bought our home 9 years ago…. There were two huge concrete pineapples on brick pillars on either side of the circle drive. One was stolen within the year and the other was stolen and dropped as I found the shattered pieces. So, I head out to buy two more…… so excited to have found “some”….. took them home and used liquid nails to hold them down.

Fast forward to about 2 years ago……… I would always tell people it was the home with circle drive and two big pineapples…….. the one day….. I got to looking at them and realized they were freakin’ ARTICHOKES!!!!!!! Lol. After reading these comments…… I believe I am relieved they are artichokes!

 

[Albee]

…these two are playing a game with their viewers. …and they are getting increasingly bold with it… both of them…
…he knows exactly what this little ‘school girl’ outfit would project…and insinuate. …they seem to be branching out…fishing for $…

…quite common on these sites…when they start scrambling for regular content…
…usual and most likely…next step…only fans…if not already…jmo…of course…

I thought there was something different about her. I couldn’t quit put my finger on it. It’s the dress up. She has gone from school ma’am to cheer leader. Showing her butt off in skimpy clothes. It really is awful. Don’t get me started on her voice and accent. Can’t understand a word she says.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

I think there’s about one month before the big Patron Day at the farmhouse. Does Fanny realize this is a “make it or break it” moment for her? Granted, the majority of guests will be her die-hard fans. But if expectations aren’t met, people will talk. I’m sure the visitors have built up the farmhouse in their minds to be much more than it is…they’re in for a big shock. If I was Fanny and Snorts, I’d be spending every waking moment preparing to make this event as spectacular as possible. I have a feeling it’s going to fall woefully short. I’m just waiting for the fallout.

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I reckon she will get away with it, as you say the attendees will be her die hard fans and judging by how her B and B guests react (apart from @missartemis) they all seem to love it and lap it all up and many even return for more of the same. So unless @Isabelle6541 and her gang cause a ruckus, like everything else they will wing it but survive to grift another day.

 

[TorontoGWM]

I think there’s about one month before the big Patron Day at the farmhouse. Does Fanny realize this is a “make it or break it” moment for her? Granted, the majority of guests will be her die-hard fans. But if expectations aren’t met, people will talk. I’m sure the visitors have built up the farmhouse in their minds to be much more than it is…they’re in for a big shock. If I was Fanny and Snorts, I’d be spending every waking moment preparing to make this event as spectacular as possible. I have a feeling it’s going to fall woefully short. I’m just waiting for the fallout.

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The Open Day will be truly spectacular consisting of:

Upon arrival all guests will be required to sign a legally binding contract to get 1000 friends to Like and Subscribe to TCD. They must also include the chatelaine in their will - minimum 51% stake.

Agenda of events -

1. A tour of the fountain.
2. A tour of the chapel - cancelled. Deemed unsafe.
3. A tour of the new garden behind the chateau - cancelled. All plants have died.
4. A tour of the kitchen - cancelled - too many zucchini being stored in kitchen
5. A tour of the Grand Salon - cancelled. Deemed unsafe. Ceiling near collapsing.
6. A tour of the entry hall. There will be a tutorial here on how to fix a wallpaper mistake.
7. A tour of the pergola. Cancelled - incomplete and unsafe
8. Shopping in the new shop - buy 1 get 1 free bottles of lavender scented Lube made by the Dutch gay. Brooches made from broken Spode plates will be available as well. LaLa Land Zucchini jam will also be available. $50 for a 5 oz jar.
9. Autograph signing by the chatelaine on the terrace - cancelled- terrace condemned
10. Tour by DavyWavey of the non existent Lake. Life jackets required.
11. Guided tour of the woods by Tattoo Man. Smoking allowed. Participants must pick up remaining logs.
12. Toile stool reupholstery workshop by DantheMan in the courtyard.
13. Silent Auction - items: sweater, yellow dress, ugly vase, toile stool, extensive postcard collection, a loaf of zucchini bread, .50 cent Emmaus gift card etc.
14. Each guest will be given 1 lavender cookie and a peacock feather. Sorry no water - drought continues

The event will end with an Aria by the opera Diva chatelaine - cancelled due to mysterious hospitalization.

All participants will be required by the Argentinian to sign an NDA or they will not be permitted to leave.

 

[Albee]

@missartemis did you manage to sort out your review on trip advisor?

 

[KyBourbon]

when we bought our home 9 years ago…. There were two huge concrete pineapples on brick pillars on either side of the circle drive. One was stolen within the year and the other was stolen and dropped as I found the shattered pieces. So, I head out to buy two more…… so excited to have found “some”….. took them home and used liquid nails to hold them down.

Fast forward to about 2 years ago……… I would always tell people it was the home with circle drive and two big pineapples…….. the one day….. I got to looking at them and realized they were freakin’ ARTICHOKES!!!!!!! Lol. After reading these comments…… I believe I am relieved they are artichokes!

Well…I’m not so sure you should be relieved just yet! Did a quick google search….

@Beachgirl better add “artichoke” to your list of emojis to avoid!

Warning….NSFW!

 

[graciemckitten]

Sombody has to remove all the perishable food from the packages sent in...

Maybe Anne Marie built a small wood cabinet with a lock on it out of leftover wood so Ñutty can have her own secret pantry stash to hide her personal food.

 

[Reader's digest]

Day 26 of summer tattvent Calendar of unfinished projects

Natis bedroom is there, but not her apartment

 

[Albee]

I think there’s about one month before the big Patron Day at the farmhouse. Does Fanny realize this is a “make it or break it” moment for her? Granted, the majority of guests will be her die-hard fans. But if expectations aren’t met, people will talk. I’m sure the visitors have built up the farmhouse in their minds to be much more than it is…they’re in for a big shock. If I was Fanny and Snorts, I’d be spending every waking moment preparing to make this event as spectacular as possible. I have a feeling it’s going to fall woefully short. I’m just waiting for the fallout.

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I will be sunning myself on a small island in the Indian Ocean during this time. I hope to arrive back to civilisation learning that The Chateau Diaries and Patreon account has been shut down and Stephanie Jarvis is being interviewed by the French IRS.

 

[Jules100]

Special edition #4.