Congratulations @OneMoonbeam for naming the thread, an honourable mention goes to @T Rex for nominating it.
Previously on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show:
- Château owners were invited to The Fancy Fanny No English Garden Party - No Photos of the Garden allowed!
- Seemingly it was a success, as people without standards are easily impressed.
- CH4 is filming for Stephanie's segments of ChâteauDIY - I guess, that is the only professional thing done at the farm house now...
- Ruth's contract has not been renewed and Dan's might not be either.
- Ian the plasterer was almost electrocuted, but who cares, it's just a comedy show, LOL!
Most liked posts from the previous thread:
MsPitstop
Chatty Member
Tuesday at 3:58 AM
Sending lots of love to this person! Nailed it!
Michelle Willems
1 hour ago
I was just reading the comments here and I truly cannot understand how excited the commentators are. I used to love CD from the beginning now I see the content as mind numbingly boring and I’ve stopped watching. When I think about that, it’s so disappointing. I’ve wasted time from my life supporting what I see has become boring and selfish. I am quite sure these feelings/observations arose at approximately the same time as gay Phil landed and began with his “my chateau” remarks. Has he bought a share? I need to unsubscribe. The gift channel is sickening. All of those sad sycophants sending “stuff!” The money spent on gifting and postage is insane. I would prefer to support charities that help people and animals. It is not as though the chateau or its inhabitants need anything. The place must literally be busting at the seams! I don’t care if haters resent my comment. I live in a democracy and I will be out of here asap.
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MsPitstop
Chatty Member
Tuesday at 12:04 AM
This is from her last flog. It's a long read but I love the part where they say Phillip is like her nephew!
Chandeliers
2 hours ago (edited)
Care About You! Stephanie, what we have to say to you, you're not going to like, but I rather tell you than not to tell you, because if we don't say anything, it's like leaving you to drown and nobody does that, only if they don't care or afraid to tell you. So here we go! It's about you and your boyfriend Philip. You guys remind us of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Everyone thought it was a beautiful love story like Charles and Diana as well. The number one reason everyone in the world says, it's because of the age difference. When you fall in love with a person that's a lot lot younger than you are, it's like buying a puppy even though you don't like dogs. So it's all infatuation and the excitement that the other person thinks they will live with you the rest of their life because they think they're in love now, but they're only thinking about now not long term, because they're too young to think that far. Not to mention women can fall in love and stay with the guy forever, but men don't think like women. 95% of men only stay deeply in love for five years or so and then the love diminishes. So the relationship is only going to crumble because the younger person's mind is not fully developed. They think their age, not five years older and beyond. We honestly think you shouldn't play this love game that you think it's going to be like a fairytale, and he's going to kiss you and you will be his forever, like the story of Snow White, because he's only in his 20's. He acts as if though you are his aunt and he's the nephew, as he goes along with any final decision you make, simply because he knows you're older and he doesn't know better! Philip acts as if though he is a genuine true friend to you, but we don't see that deep excitement, manly, forever love affair that he should be showing towards you. Even when you went on the tractor to do some tractoring work, he was no where in sight like a manly boyfriend that wants to take over and control the tractor. He wants now to paint his nails and so his fingers looks very feminine. Are you telling us you don't mind if he wears makeup? The peachy pinks that he loves, it's almost like he's going a different direction towards being a transvestite. As long as you don't mind your boyfriend to be on the feminine side, then so be it because it's only going to get worst not better, as the saying goes. Maybe you should have your mother read our message and see if she agrees with what we're saying. The same way it was with Charles and Diana. All the signs where there, but everyone covered up for Charles. But at the end of their relationship, he wanted everyone to know what he really wanted. That's how men are, they completely think not what women are thinking. Only if they're 99.9% in love with you, they will see everything your way. So if it was me in your position, I wouldn't play a gambling game with my love life. Your cards are on the table and if you don't focus and concentrate, you're not going to win this love game for the long term forever and ever. We see you guys as best friends, but unfortunately, not as husband and wife. Having a real castle like you do, you can always add and subtract, but with genuine love, you don't want to play Russian roulette with your heart by adding and subtracting since Philip is only 27. As a male, he has just started to learn mentally. So why don't you stop while you're ahead and then in ten years, see if he feels the same way about you. Then you will be on the right side of the coin and have no regrets.
The comments are savage!
Isabelle6541
Active member
Monday at 8:24 PM
Back from our visit to France. Did a lot of interviews that included some donations. Did a lot of driving. Scheduled a few more appointments for around party time. I am pretty sure SJ was alerted to our visit although we are not 100%. Next on the agenda - our guest checks in. Sorting out microphones at the moment. Can’t wait to see you SJ. We have a few questions.
Jules100
VIP Member
Monday at 8:41 PM
@Margo Polo
@thoughtcloud
@T Rex
I’m still working on requested cheesy bootleg Daddy’s tiles. Some are easier than others, I’ll keep posting them in little batches, almost done. Now back to “Laundry Talk” bitches.
OhIDontKnow...
VIP Member
Tuesday at 11:19 AM
You know it's bad when Cynthia Lambert also is looking for a 'Philip'
Clara Burnett
VIP Member
Tuesday at 7:04 AM
Dan however strikes me as particularly hard headed and not very good at reading a room: he will be struggling a lot longer before he sees the light. If Jarvis does want him out pronto, she'd best play her cards right with her cuz and let him do the dirty work. Knowing Stephanie Jarvis that plan has already set in motion.
What will happen next on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show?
- Will Dan finish the pergola before he is booted?
- Did Ian the Plasterer survive The Tower of Electric Doom?
- Will Philip stop saying "Pain Au Chocolat"?
- Also, Will Philip do some actual wor... nevermind!
As always the wiki is free and for everybody, but don't go looking up #Crotchgate unless you want Philip to invade your dreams and paint your nails with whiteout - sorry, I still don't make the rules. I'm just the messenger.
Happy Tattling.
Previously on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show:
- Château owners were invited to The Fancy Fanny No English Garden Party - No Photos of the Garden allowed!
- Seemingly it was a success, as people without standards are easily impressed.
- CH4 is filming for Stephanie's segments of ChâteauDIY - I guess, that is the only professional thing done at the farm house now...
- Ruth's contract has not been renewed and Dan's might not be either.
- Ian the plasterer was almost electrocuted, but who cares, it's just a comedy show, LOL!
Most liked posts from the previous thread:
MsPitstop
Chatty Member
Tuesday at 3:58 AM
Sending lots of love to this person! Nailed it!
Michelle Willems
1 hour ago
I was just reading the comments here and I truly cannot understand how excited the commentators are. I used to love CD from the beginning now I see the content as mind numbingly boring and I’ve stopped watching. When I think about that, it’s so disappointing. I’ve wasted time from my life supporting what I see has become boring and selfish. I am quite sure these feelings/observations arose at approximately the same time as gay Phil landed and began with his “my chateau” remarks. Has he bought a share? I need to unsubscribe. The gift channel is sickening. All of those sad sycophants sending “stuff!” The money spent on gifting and postage is insane. I would prefer to support charities that help people and animals. It is not as though the chateau or its inhabitants need anything. The place must literally be busting at the seams! I don’t care if haters resent my comment. I live in a democracy and I will be out of here asap.
Show less
MsPitstop
Chatty Member
Tuesday at 12:04 AM
This is from her last flog. It's a long read but I love the part where they say Phillip is like her nephew!
Chandeliers
2 hours ago (edited)
The comments are savage!
Isabelle6541
Active member
Monday at 8:24 PM
Back from our visit to France. Did a lot of interviews that included some donations. Did a lot of driving. Scheduled a few more appointments for around party time. I am pretty sure SJ was alerted to our visit although we are not 100%. Next on the agenda - our guest checks in. Sorting out microphones at the moment. Can’t wait to see you SJ. We have a few questions.
Jules100
VIP Member
Monday at 8:41 PM
@Margo Polo
@thoughtcloud
@T Rex
I’m still working on requested cheesy bootleg Daddy’s tiles. Some are easier than others, I’ll keep posting them in little batches, almost done. Now back to “Laundry Talk” bitches.
OhIDontKnow...
VIP Member
Tuesday at 11:19 AM
Oh but that is all okay with her because “she’s been looking for a Philip her whole life”. She wants a man who wears makeup and nail polish, who has long hair no matter the state of his thinning hair, who wears women’s clothes, who doesn’t want to have sex with her, who will take her picture and follow her around, who can sing somewhat, play the piano somewhat, who has no money so he has no power in the relationship and can’t leave her, who will set the table, carry her purse, and figure what all of the unmarked keys are for.Lady Avonlea said:
Selmar & Marie are gone. Michael Petherick is invisible. Dan will be out by Christmas 2022 and I'd put money on Cuz & Natti going by Christmas 2023 as they are becoming tired of Snorty's ever increasing 'King of the Shiteau' routine. This pending visit by Mummy & Percy to the shiteau will likely be their last. No travel vlog with Ollie. No travel vlog with Potty. Fewer visits by Scotman. When was the last time Kat visited? Appears Snorty will be the last man standing and Fanny will be stuck with him. Snorty's work will be done.
You know it's bad when Cynthia Lambert also is looking for a 'Philip'
Clara Burnett
VIP Member
Tuesday at 7:04 AM
He is certainly struggling. Stephanie Jarvis has mentioned to several people that she thinks it's time for him to move on. Never a good sign when she starts referring to someone else's interest in terms like 'It would be better for him to....' and 'I would understand if he would...'mousepanda8 said:
@Clara Burnett there was speculation around the lack of dan in the chateau diaries. Do you know what is happening? Is he on his way out?
Dan however strikes me as particularly hard headed and not very good at reading a room: he will be struggling a lot longer before he sees the light. If Jarvis does want him out pronto, she'd best play her cards right with her cuz and let him do the dirty work. Knowing Stephanie Jarvis that plan has already set in motion.
What will happen next on The Stephanie Jarvis Comedy Show?
- Will Dan finish the pergola before he is booted?
- Did Ian the Plasterer survive The Tower of Electric Doom?
- Will Philip stop saying "Pain Au Chocolat"?
- Also, Will Philip do some actual wor... nevermind!
As always the wiki is free and for everybody, but don't go looking up #Crotchgate unless you want Philip to invade your dreams and paint your nails with whiteout - sorry, I still don't make the rules. I'm just the messenger.
Happy Tattling.