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I finally got round to watching the latest CD- what the fork with the hidden live wire in the turret?!? It could have been a lot worse: Ian-the-plasterer- metal tool + hidden live wire = not so Happy Birthday. Kudos to Golden Man Bun for sorting it out. Maria made a "You Survived Today Without An Electrocution" birthday cake for him using courgettes because she did not have a lot of ingredients, food-wise (Fanny will never approve of expensive ingredients being used to make food for the workers- sad cake did not even have frosting, just some foraged fruits from the garden.) BJJ prancing about because Amaury gave him the workshop key (no worries there- BJJ IS a tool, but has no idea how to even operate a screwdriver.) More press for 100 Stars, as the owner is staying there (sans archaeologist partner) and free robes for the guests for this weekend. Ala Oprah, "You get a robe! YOU get a robe!" But NOT for you, grabby Herr Nuti- who is being sent away with Man Bun for a few days (because she can not play nice, and fears every female will try to seduce her Golden Man Bun ticket- even Josie was a perceived threat!). New peachicks- crikey, Kirstie, you know better than to pick them up and let everyone pet them. Annaliese colouring BJJs receding hairline (he wanted orange- is he trying to look like the clown her really is?), and Fanny's (which is a lost cause, as she won't maintain it.) My sorority sister is back, and cooked fish for dinner. (Which grossed out the delicate flower that is Snorty- he is used to fish coming from a can.) Fleuries did not put out a vlog today- suspect they are too busy actually getting things done. Billy put one out about the library paneling he purchased that allegedly came from the Rothschild chateau- which is actually beautiful (later than Fanny's), in better nick, and got it for only 4000 Euros of Gwen's money (plus 500E delivery)- I can't be mad at this one- every time I buy a package of Lesaffre yeast, I like to think I am supporting Billy's renovation efforts (it is better than Patreon because I get bread and pizza crust as bonus at the end!) And now I am off, as it is close to bedtime, to check in on what my favourite chateau grifters, Sillymar and Tatty has gotten on to (they should be branded as the cure for insomnia.) Any word these days how our beloved Roadside Flower Killer is doing with her new "chef" job? Or did she just quit after a day (as I suspect) and go mum?
Yes @C’est moiOooh. Actually, I do that with my husband! It's not underhand, I just plant the seed make a few comments and point him in the right direction. A necessitie in married life I think
Make them think they’re in charge!
(On the husband/partner)
And choose the time wisely....
Just saying.....
I am a big nerd, just wanted to let you know she is saying “Sif” Thor married her in the comics.
Although Sith would also be a cool name! Like a Sith Lord from Star Wars!
That cake might as well have been a bran muffin. Mmmm, thanks.
He should have gone orange!
Are you flipping kidding me??? I also live in Charlotte County OMG ( small world )
Dahling, you are probably one of my neighbours! Feel free to come over and drink wine any day of the week! (And bring the sandwiches!)
What you are seeing is the true Fanny:self absorbed, shallow, legend in her own mind, exploitative of others to benefit her one true love ( herself), greedy, deceitful, cheap/ miserly with others, self aggrandizing, shopaholic with atrocious tastes, drunk,spoiled, little to no moral compass, boring without the Shittoo or others to exploit for content, lacking in empathy towards humans and animals, lazy, etc.
Fanny is living like the main character in the novel, The Portrait of Dorian Gray. The painting that reflects Fanny’s true nature and actions is lost in one of the attics at the Dump, but when it is finally located and sees the light of day…..wowza, the gig is up for the little orphan Princess for people will no longer be fooled by her fake show and will see who she truly is as a person.
The Portrait of Stephanfraudie No Gooder Jarvis is slowly unfurling in front of everyone with each video/comment/fake alias she makes. Tic toc Fanny!
Guess Stephanie could not afford fresh flowers. A beautiful bouquet would have looked lovely instead of dad flowers.
It’s a power play. Phi Phi wants to pretend that he is lord of the farmhouse when he is really a low paid beard for the Princess so she can indulge in debauchery of all types. He wants to flaunt his role as the support pet with a punchable face to show off and bait others. From boy band to LieLande faux concubine who longs for a puppy, its so LieLande! And he does it all while fondling porcelain and dancing the Charleston!It simply showcases how he does zero work- he gets his hair and nails done. Never lifts a painted finger around there. Just changes into several stupid outfits per day and spends his guardian’s money on horsesh*t. The other inhabitants have to resent his lazy atrophied ass- I know I do
I posted a link to this page earlier but it was mysteriously removed (FB links not allowed? or someone complained?)
Anyway, I found the perfect ring for Philip... an extra nail to paint! 1 for each finger and he'll be in nail polish heaven!
Steph might even appreciate the extra ring-a-ding-ding.
Anyway, I found the perfect ring for Philip... an extra nail to paint! 1 for each finger and he'll be in nail polish heaven!
Steph might even appreciate the extra ring-a-ding-ding.
I have two Uncle Bobs so when people said this to me when i was young I didn't understand at all. I'd say "Yeah so, do you know them?" I think I was about 18 when I realised it was an expression and not a statement or question about my Uncles.
I wouldn’t be surprised at all if every bit of this is true. There’s a precedent…SJ and Teabag also had a pretend relationship. But I think Teabag finally decided he didn’t want to play along anymore. In Snorts, SJ might have found someone who’s willing to play the part of her romantic interest in exchange for pay, travel, and living as the faux lord of La La Lande. After all, he IS an actor…and SJ’s life is one big video production.
Stuart, you're not a special guest if you have to cook for your supper the entire weekend.
You're simply a downstairs, volunteer scullery cook who Fanny deigns to allow eat at her dinning table.
You're simply a downstairs, volunteer scullery cook who Fanny deigns to allow eat at her dinning table.
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Hardly the same, unless your marriage is based on the kind of lies Stephanie Jarvis has build her "fame" on.Oooh. Actually, I do that with my husband! It's not underhand, I just plant the seed make a few comments and point him in the right direction. A necessitie in married life I think
dad.. is that a Freudian slip?
2022 - I wouldn't even acknowledge I knew Squirrelboy, let alone refer to him as my 'boyfriend'.
It's not 1978! Someone has to tell Phillipa that Disco is Dead, and no one dresses like that now, unless you get all your hand-me down clothes at Emaus.
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It's fascinating to me how Stephanie Jarvis for the sake of trying to be funny or entertaining is not only digging her own DIY grave, but actually on camera admits to what she is accused of. She says she can only deal with one catastrophe a day (I don't particularly like her pun chatastrophy, but hey, to each their own) yet she's not the one dealing with anything that happens in her HMN. In fact, it's because she never deals with anything relating the maintenance of her crumbling farmhouse these disasters keep happening and are never truly resolved. The poor-me-look-what-has-happened routine is getting really, really old and the people that actually do need to put in the work are clearly not as amused as they were when they arrived.
Also, celebrating the birth of yet again another nest of inbred farm birds might be typical LaLande, it's still illegal Stephanie Jarvis. Tick tock.
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