The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

[Alice Strictknickers]

So contrived he tripped over it..

just a normal British bit of vernacular, bordering on slang.
Wiki tells you the details:

• The long version Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your aunt meaning "and there you are" or "it's that easy!" or "(after that) it's done!" or "(after that,) you have achieved what you wanted to achieve". One variant is Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your granny. Other variants, of both versions, spell your as yer.
• This longer version may have been shortened to Bob's your uncle because Fanny has taken on a sexual meaning (late 20th century) since the expression was coined (1887).

 

[Just Grift Wood]

You're being far too generous, he's snort even hot enough to be a bad porn star with his little "gerkin pickle' blah bleck blah!

nah he looks like one of those snitches who used to quiver and cry on Starsky and Hutch

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Flip just needs to paint his nails in the same color as as most of his shirts or sweaters are.

Creme…

 

[Sparrowsfart]

That girl has more of a pedigree than anyone in that house. More class too.

Well that wouldn't be hard.

 

[Queenie Mvelo]

@Jules100 I know you started drawing the tiles as a joke, and to poke fun at Daddy’s porn tiles…but they are really great! I especially like Jeeves’ tile! Don’t forget to make one for yourself! Awesome job!

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Stephanie Jarvis said, "Stuart Folkes is coming back".

It looks like the woman in the red jersey has an open fly.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Last nights vlog was dire. More saccharine drivel with nothing really happening part from the discovery of the lie wire (well there needs to be one in the place) this once again shows her renovations are bodged and done out of order. The pea hens will probably die poor things and we have seen this before. 100 Stars arrived sponsorship deal already agreed but now Fanny will convince all the dumb viewers it was their idea. More free stuff more hairstyles and more volunteers when there is absolutely bugger all happening. The vlog is tired, on a repeat cycle. I sense on here people are tired too.

 

[Queenie Mvelo]

@Jules100 I know you started drawing the tiles as a joke, and to poke fun at Daddy’s porn tiles…but they are really great! I especially like Jeeves’ tile! Don’t forget to make one for yourself! Awesome job!

Chateau Bourneau is 40min from me. Medieval Fetes are quite the thing in this region and have been for many years.

Château Bourneau has a beautiful structure.

 

[Sparrowsfart]

nah he looks like one of those snitches who used to quiver and cry on Starsky and Hutch

Oh I had a crush on the blonde one when I was a child. Can't remember which one he was!

 

[annlee]

Steph acts like Bridget Jones and Philip acts like well Steph

 

[Jeeves]

Oh I had a crush on the blonde one when I was a child. Can't remember which one he was!

David Soul! He had a couple of minor hits too - Silver Lady and Don't Give Up On Us.

 

[ComtesseRose]

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Hmm..edgy polish /dark roots combo a good look especially for an appearance in court. But you can't beat Mr Styles in the overall put together look & he's only a couple of years older than Phi Phi and his tiny pee pee.

This is the outfit somewhere would wear to a 'Hookers & Pimps' Fancy Dress (Costume) Party - and they would go to a 2nd hand shop to find this getup and buy it cheap.

Unlike Snorty, Peter Allen was an entertainer who had talent and could sing, and he came to terms with his bi-sexuality.

 

[Summerbaby]

Last nights vlog was dire. More saccharine drivel with nothing really happening part from the discovery of the lie wire (well there needs to be one in the place) this once again shows her renovations are bodged and done out of order. The pea hens will probably die poor things and we have seen this before. 100 Stars arrived sponsorship deal already agreed but now Fanny will convince all the dumb viewers it was their idea. More free stuff more hairstyles and more volunteers when there is absolutely bugger all happening. The vlog is tired, on a repeat cycle. I sense on here people are tired too.

I agree, nothing new to see at the HMN, e.g. more pea chicks and the real possibility that Ian the plasterer might have been electrocuted but at least he was compensated by a slice of birthday cake - just so La La Lande!

PJ's hair looked helmet like with the requisite frizzy ponytail. The darker colour will disguise his balding patch for just a little while - a hairdresser's trick! Although, he needs to have all the ends trimmed and at least a inch or so off the length to get rid of the straw like effect. I bet he gives Annalise very strict instructions as to what she is allowed to do as he is such a control freak. Tip PJ - always listen to your hairdresser!

So, just a bunch of previous volunteers - one of them being very pretty and stylish, 100 Stars owner and Stuart. Viola, excitement guaranteed - NOT!

The other "regular" boring chateau owners and Gerry were due to arrive Sunday for who knows what reason. Steve and Sarah will be just so over the moon with their new 100 Stars gowns? Whatever!

 

[ComtesseRose]

As Jules100 says ‘Don’t judge me witches’ I too have one of the 100* robes. Although very soft and lovely to wear they look and feel like they will disintegrate at any moment. Mine is so thin and see through. Every time it goes in the wash I think this is the end.

£85 100 Stars robe

I'm not judging, but I absolutely detest viscose as a fabric. For that price, I'd expect a silk robe. Yuck!

 

[Summerbaby]

I'm not judging, but I absolutely detest viscose as a fabric. For that price, I'd expect a silk robe. Yuck!

I have never been a fan of viscose either. Love silk!
Although my personal preference is a little viscose where linen garments are concerned as otherwise, pure linen looks like crumpled rags within minutes. Made that pure linen mistake far too often in the past and always ended up eventually donating really expensive pieces.

 

[lolander]

He looks like a bad 70's porn star.

Maybe he's trying to blend in with the wallpapers.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

The volunteer with benefits will never leave. Having a bi 'boyfriend" allows for having men on the side for both of them. You know, More is more.

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You know, you might be onto something there. Fanny Flash purposely chose BJJ. We’ve always speculated over his sexuality and why she made such a choice. It never really occurred to me that it was a facade that allowed Stephamememe to practice her own special brand of sexuality (the town bike). Just as with she wants to spend funds her way without questions, having Sir Snorty on her arm provides a distraction from questions about less savoury aspects of her personal life. Except from us of course. And increasingly, in the YouTube comments. Tattlers don’t rattle but Stephanie sure does.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

She is no longer even mentioning the chapel, the apartments, the facade, the Grand Salon or the lake cxxx

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

My neighbourhood as well. Ironically, my house had just been built a few month earlier (my OG neighbours have been a wonderful source of history)- it lost part of the roof and pool cage, and the original owner (who did not evacuate) had a stroke during the storm. (He survived, and fortified the house with a metal roof, extra straps in the attic, electric roll-down shutters, and a whole-house generator with a 250lb underground propane tank.) Even our boat house roof is metal and has massive hurricane straps. When we purchased the home, our insurance assessor said the house could survive up to a Cat 3- so our biggest concern is the storm surge (we live on Charlotte Harbor), and our sailboat and powerboat- our boats are always secured properly, but some of our neighbours have questionable storm prep for their boats (and bad pilings), and do not want a rogue boat hitting one of ours if it gets loose. And people's docks come loose during these storms as well- we are always find ourselves out in the storm pulling wood and decking out of the water. "Live on the water" they said, "It's all boat drinks and cruising to Fishermen's Village for dinner." Lies! Hopes for a quiet season!

Amen!!!

 

[C'est moi]

Yes @C’est moi
Make them think they’re in charge!
(On the husband/partner)
And choose the time wisely....
Just saying.....

42 years. I think I'm a master of subterfuge within the marital system...

I am a big nerd, just wanted to let you know she is saying “Sif” Thor married her in the comics.
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Although Sith would also be a cool name! Like a Sith Lord from Star Wars!
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And Thor married her because she had 3 boobie woobies...!!! Reckon Chris Hemsworth would go for that.