The Chateau Diaries #159 Fannys funny farm is fecking filthy, say that five times

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I never noticed eyeshadow, but I'm beginning to think the nail polish is for interaction, doesn't it help your logarithms or whatever it is?
It simply showcases how he does zero work- he gets his hair and nails done. Never lifts a painted finger around there. Just changes into several stupid outfits per day and spends his guardian’s money on horsesh*t. The other inhabitants have to resent his lazy atrophied ass- I know I do😂
 
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Perhaps he is modeling himself after Harry Styles - who is immensely popular and very cool- and coincidentally also dating an older woman!
Harry's girlfriend is hot too though!
My favorite skit when Harry Styles hosted Saturday Night Live…I loved it! The night this episode aired, Sara Lee’s Instagram was suddenly inundated with messages…it was all a huge surprise. Sara Lee’s corp headquarters (a pretty wholesome company) didn’t know what hit them! They had to shut it down to keep from crashing! 😆Must get rid of toxic in the community!😆

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He looks like a bad 70's porn star.
Shortly before this, they were talking about how Amaury gave him the keys to the shop before he left and they're all like "wow, that's so special"......not really. Amaury knows Philip does no work at all there, so he doesn't have to worry about him going into his shop and taking his tools!

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You're being far too generous, he's snort even hot enough to be a bad porn star with his little "gerkin pickle' blah bleck blah! :sick: :sick:
 
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Nah, she's playing the look how young I am - like some teenager talking about who she's snogging..oh he's my boyfriend. No Fanny in England we call grown ups who play house together 'partners'..
The volunteer with benefits will never leave. Having a bi 'boyfriend" allows for having men on the side for both of them. You know, More is more.

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(throwback to thread #15 pic)
 
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It's passive aggressive at this point, considering he's never done it before, now people are saying they don't like it, he's doing it constantly... but I guess if you never use your hands for anything labour intensive, the polish will stay on longer.
It's Snorty's rebellious teenage phase.

I'm inclined to go with 'same-sex partner'.
Philippa is Stephanie's girlfriend.
 
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This is a good timeline cleanser (not that we need one here, but I do some volunteer work on Twitter and believe me, when this popped up, I was grateful!).....I love how the music just fits! Make sure you listen with sound.....and make sure you look at that little panda's feet at the very tippy top of the tree!

 
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The stinginess of the food with friends (she makes them pay to eat there!), volunteers and workers is defo an Isabelle gene. As with no heating infrastructure when Derek was in charge of the shittoo reno, take a moment to think about what food stinginess means for helpless old people in a nursing home. The Lalande Cookbook: 101 Avaricious Ways to Tell Friends, Volunteers, and Paying Guests to Eat Your Dust.
🧵 Suggestion - The Lalande Cookbook: 101 Avaricious Ways to Tell Friends, Volunteers, and Paying Guests to Eat Your Dust.
 
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After Charley in 04 when our little town was flattened I won’t leave if we have a hurricane so…..
My neighbourhood as well. Ironically, my house had just been built a few month earlier (my OG neighbours have been a wonderful source of history)- it lost part of the roof and pool cage, and the original owner (who did not evacuate) had a stroke during the storm. (He survived, and fortified the house with a metal roof, extra straps in the attic, electric roll-down shutters, and a whole-house generator with a 250lb underground propane tank.) Even our boat house roof is metal and has massive hurricane straps. When we purchased the home, our insurance assessor said the house could survive up to a Cat 3- so our biggest concern is the storm surge (we live on Charlotte Harbor), and our sailboat and powerboat- our boats are always secured properly, but some of our neighbours have questionable storm prep for their boats (and bad pilings), and do not want a rogue boat hitting one of ours if it gets loose. And people's docks come loose during these storms as well- we are always find ourselves out in the storm pulling wood and decking out of the water. "Live on the water" they said, "It's all boat drinks and cruising to Fishermen's Village for dinner." Lies! Hopes for a quiet season!
 
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Sometimes we drift a bit... When I'm not interested in where we're drifting, I skip those bits because I know others are enjoying their chat.
Fanny has drifted so bloody far afield from where her vlogs first started she's unrecognizable, and the current smoke & mirrors is not very attractive.
 
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Fanny has drifted so bloody far afield from where her vlogs first started she's unrecognizable, and the current smoke & mirrors is not very attractive.
I don't think she even knows who she is any more... even her accent is hyper accentuated... No wonder she burns out by dark!
 
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I can’t believe nobody noticed this, or maybe you did but we’re too drained of energy to mention it: Do you remember when Atmoire said “Bob’s your uncle and Fanny’s your Aunt”?!

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My neighbourhood as well. Ironically, my house had just been built a few month earlier (my OG neighbours have been a wonderful source of history)- it lost part of the roof and pool cage, and the original owner (who did not evacuate) had a stroke during the storm. (He survived, and fortified the house with a metal roof, extra straps in the attic, electric roll-down shutters, and a whole-house generator with a 250lb underground propane tank.) Even our boat house roof is metal and has massive hurricane straps. When we purchased the home, our insurance assessor said the house could survive up to a Cat 3- so our biggest concern is the storm surge (we live on Charlotte Harbor), and our sailboat and powerboat- our boats are always secured properly, but some of our neighbours have questionable storm prep for their boats (and bad pilings), and do not want a rogue boat hitting one of ours if it gets loose. And people's docks come loose during these storms as well- we are always find ourselves out in the storm pulling wood and decking out of the water. "Live on the water" they said, "It's all boat drinks and cruising to Fishermen's Village for dinner." Lies! Hopes for a quiet season!
Agreed - hopes for a quiet season. We've been through just 1 tropical storm so far this season. Fortunately it was just very windy with bands of heavy rain, but it was slow moving and resulted in a relaxing indoor weekend.
 
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