And the 46 year old left the footage on purpose like a little girl getting away with something behind mommy's back. Poor Stephanie, the second hand chatelaine who never figured life out.
The Chateau Diaries #157 You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, caution is advised!
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I know!!! Dan is so much better than Phillipa- that kid has to go- horrible co host
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - we have um um um - acres and acres of native bush that you will get lost in and die.OH NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRK.... we have very poisonious snakes and spidersin Australia...... just keep going on to our Kiwi cousins , they have better road side flowers
Fanny has already planned her escape so she doesnt care about others. She plans to save herself by lowering herself down from her room to the courtyard using her wicker basket.
Has Dan seen the writing on the wall? Does he know his days are numbered at the Shittoo? Will nick the tree guy build him a tree house in the forest in which to live? Will he move into his septic tank at Annalise’s house? Or live in his van?
I just have to say I've never heard of anybody who has 9,000 emails stacked up.
This would get you fired from any job in the galaxy.
This would get you fired from any job in the galaxy.
I think you are right. I was thinking they had an attachment to watching CD and didn’t know if they could stop supporting it. Yeah, I probably will never sign up for patreon again. The whole thing seems like a trap.
Snorts beanie looks like it needs to be fumigated.by a group of professionals dressed in hazmat suits and face shields.I would give you more heart emojis for that post!!!!!! So here goes
I vote for the tree house! His boys would love it!
So, for some wacked reason I’m watching Selmar’s latest vlog. If this chateau gets broken into at some point, I wouldn’t be surprised. Where are the owners? Do they know he showing all the stuff in the basement? All the doors and hidden places??? No Tatty yet, but the rabbits were cute.
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And crash wearing their Renaissance costumes,
Omg PMSL at the cardboard cutout of IsabelleI wonder if Fanny will hand out special t shirts to the visiting Patrons in September or sell them in their new Little Shop of Horrors.
Maybe it can depict the Daddy Jarvis painting with Fanny holding the Shitto in the palm of her hand, and the caption, “Who is my Daddy now? You are, I
And a second t shirt with a shirtless photo of Amaury with the caption “ Who wants to be my Daddy?”
A third t shirt, with a shirtless Dan and the caption, “ Nobody wants to be my Daddy. I will be in the garden.”
A fourth t shirt with Snorts and his squirrel/hedgehog friends and bird constructing a nest with string, twigs, etc over his bald spot.
A fifth t shirt, with the lovely photo of Ñutty in the baby carriage. They will only have one t shirt for sale since Ñutty cannot locate or open the box they were delivered in.
And a final t shirt depicting Fanny “singing” with the caption underneath of “ Stephanememememe! It‘s so Lie Lande!”
Their gift shop bag would be a brown paper bag, courtesy of Larkin. All gifts would come with a complimentary bottle of mold killer.
They could sell therapeutic multi color hand putty that smells like damp walls and peacock tit.
Patrons can take souvenir photos in front of the peacock tit covered jag, or behind the wheel, pretending to drive a cardboard cut out of Isabelle.
Maybe complimentary ear plugs should be provided in case Fanny breaks out into song.
What other LieLande themed items could they sell in the shop?
Fanny is truly a legend in her own mind.
This is a question I have had as well. What is the deal with those radiators? Yeah they appear sleek and all but.......
I know there is a difference between those and the ones installed at Edd's Passion Project but why do the LaLande version bust so quickly? Is it a water issue as in hardness?
My spider sense tells me Fanny doesn’t know how to swim. She likes the romantic idea if floating about the lake in a rowboat reading poetry, but would never actually get in the water. Has anyone ever seen her swim and rarely, if ever in a swim costume?
Fanny is not an outdoor creature and because she wouldn’t use the pool she doesn’t see the value in it. Same thing with the derelict tennis court. Fanny is too self-absorbed and lacks the business sense to understand that a pool and tennis court would be attractive to paying customers. Ofcourse, now that she doesn’t need to run a full-fledged B+B, and instead just runs a weekend guest house for adoring patrons, Fanny is even less interested in a pool and tennis court at the Shiteau. Fanny can’t wallpaper a pool!
They maybe at my library too! School has had it's centenary before I started working there. Library building is old but not original.
People tend to blink a lot when they are lying.
It seems like part of her problem is not taking things one step at a time. She gets an idea and builds an entire fantasy life around it. For instance, saying she’ll visit Norway between seasons and jobs. She is mentally going from step one to step fifteen. Then gets discouraged when it doesn’t happen like she imagined it would.Marie's Instastory for those who archive it@KiKiGee
My own reaction:At least she is trying to get help.
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Could they make it any more obvious they read these threads? “No affection between them”…..here ya go.
Ask how she is mastering the accounting program she purchased to keep her own records of the accounts. I would guess it hasn’t even been opened b her.
But the panelling and trim in the Marquis Suite will make you feel better and keep you warm at night!
More like occasional physiological relief than affection.
Wait until you see Dans endless videos of him on a motorcycle chasing his drone.
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