Nobody asked but here is my take on Dan and the dentist. Firstly, who would want to replace their own teeth with ones that look so white and so perfect that they do not look real. They look like dentures - false teeth. Really professional dentists (rather than dentists to the stars) do not do this. They use a realistic colour to start with, and most teeth are slightly different shades darker towards the top of the tooth and darker towards the back. In addition, they are not put in a perfect row unless the patient's teeth were perfect to begin with. Just slightly imperfect actually works better. Small gaps, with Dan's could have been make smaller, but still just noticeably there, retaining character and a natural look. That way the crowns last a lifetime, because they "age" with you. Bright. white and perfect will look ridiculous in an older mouth. Dan could have had a great set of teeth that looked well cared for and look like they were his. This piece of vanity just makes him look, not ten years younger, but ten years sillier.
