Oh Comtesse… I’ve just been asked why I’ve been humming/singing… “Woah, livin’ on a prayer” WOAH!!
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Great title. Sorry that @Jules100 had such a horrible experience to get to it. But, all's well that ends well
After everything calmed down the other night, my son jokingly asked me if the person that tried to break in was Dan.
I bet Dan was going to rob you of your Tiki Hut Jules!
he snitched one of your Miller Lites!!
! They got your weather report and insisted with dumbfounded amazement and intrigue that we continue on. Volume turned up and windows rolled down courtesy of the guy I call my husband (myself, slunk deep into my seat and worried that I may pee myself from laughter).So I had my first physical therapy today, and thankfully it’s located in the same building where I worked until recently
half an hour of physical training, half an hour of physical treatment with that hot mud packs, and half an hour of… Johannes.
I never though I could enjoy so much pain while getting massaged.
He reeeeaallly pushed his fingers in my skin and took care of my muscles. And he looks like a young Jesus.
We found out that he is good friends with the electrician in my village, who takes care of the electric stuff in my house.
Johannes even guarded an Easter fire* whole night in our village. If I only knew then..
Oh, and he touched my ass multiple times… 7 more appointments to go.
*a regional custom in rural areas. A few days before Easter Sunday, piles made of wood, branches, and twig are being guarded at night by volunteers. They take care that no other people burn the piles before Easter Saturday.
it’s some sort of game.
Lovely to read it went well for you Halycon,. Johannes fingers contain healing magic and he looks like Jesus? Sacrilegious of me I know, but that's kinda hot!Looking forward to your next appointment? I know I am!
I have a confession - I have a soft spot in my heart for those chairs. My parents had a chair like that which always sat on our front porch and then I had it at my home until we moved away. Those chairs are for show and not practical at all - not comfortable to sit in and very heavy to move around, but I do like them for sentimental reasons. However, they need a good power wash, thorough scrap with a wire brush and a proper painting/recoating to look nice. I doubt Fanny will do any of that and they’ll just end up covered in peacock tit.
She made a remark about how "they" (as in the peasants) just changed the layout of the local market, making it look more picturesque. The layout of that local market is always changed in January and not for cosmetic or tourist reasons, but to make room for new salesmen. Makes it quite clear how often Stephanie Jarvis ventures out to that local market.
his Videos are great and his love of Large Rice
They were planted as twigs by Isabelle Jarvis, avid jardinière exceptionnelle with such a vision for the HMN's dumping ground.
Maybe the bunch is invited to Buckingham Palace...to celebrate the queens jubilee...CD: Did anyone else pick up on the grifter gift grab that when Phyllis would ask the question for him from the live chat that he then mentioned ALOT about the musical....and looking to get an agent? Hopefully they say get the hell out of the HMN !
Yeah we are the reason that the parentals were kept out of the video shots.
I speculate that Scotman is at the HMN. On the live chat he was on, then off, then mentioned he would be there soon. If they are filming Channel 4, he is arriving for his 2 minutes.
I am waiting to see what all will be doing with the Patreon $$ in London later this month - not much left
Julie & Ladies of London....thank you, you lit' rally read my mind as her take on of certain words lit' rally grates my nerves, lit' rally for how often she says it.
It does not really matter if she's warned or not. Whatever happens, she has people lined up that will have her back, no questions asked. People with real money, or so she says. She is furthermore convinced she has not done anything wrong, how could she have done something wrong?
that horrible victorian set is so uncomfy...they needed to make cusions...but like verything else there...Madame and her lapdog are too lazy...to do anything themselves
And yet she makes a vlog about that very market being a part of her 'perfect French day'. If it's supposed to be that special to her, she'd head to the market each time it's on wouldn't she! Then if she followed the vendors local circuit, every day would be paaarfect. I have trouble moving past a French food market, with all those superb artisan and specialist produce stalls and all that gorgeous fresh farm crops. Never yet been to a French Market I didn't adore.
Even cushions wouldn’t make it comfortable. It’s a relatively small seat area, you must sit up quite straight and it’s not comfortable on the back. It really is ornamental versus practical.
Dear gods, not more bleedin' bloody cushions!
Sorry Countess, whilst agreeing with your points, I can't agree that C4 or their production company would need "Dans skills". C4 are the bees knees in anything they produce, that is partly due to their success. So, why would such a reputable organisation use such an egotistical, empty-headed nothing for their programmes?I suspect DTM is on a very important trip to do one of the following :
a) SJ and Channel 4 need his editing skills for the next series
b) re-visit to family to lick his wounds after last disatrous vlog (though to be fair it was a joke that backfired)
c) discussing future living arrangements because he has realised that SJ & LL are are crumbling before his eyes and he may/may not need to return to the UK
d) he needs to buy new Raybans at UK prices - why shop in France when you can vlog buying them in UK because you're discussing b) & c)
e) he's in Turkey having his teeth fixed
f) as some of us suspect, he's on holiday with his secret loverrrrrrr drinking lager from a bottle with a lemon slice
When will we find out I wonder????
