The Chateau Diaries #110 By the way, her Dutch love child is a talentless Prig

[Clara Burnett]

SNORTS is a GIGOLO.
A Gigolo is “a male escort, social companion who is supported by a female in a continuing relationship, often living in her residence and is present at her beck & call”. “Expected to have nice manners, provide sexual services, & tend to her perceived needs, whims In an effort to seek constant favor”. . . . . . .. . .that’s exactly what we’re seeing. Must be stomach turning for those who observe it up close and personal as they freeze a smile on their face. . . .hoping it is but a phase StephaMEME is going through. So obvious. . . . .pathetic. . . .overt display of StephaMEME’s messed up life and times. SNORTS is clearly subservient to StephaMEME, does her bidding and is there to please her. There have been multiple, multiple lawsuits over the years in many countries where the Gigolo makes claims. StephaMEME should watch out for Snorts. But she’ll walk the fence line for awhile more - as she loves the attention, adoration. It is absolutely stunning to observe his behavior in multiple scenes throughout her videos, and I can tell by the slightest facial nuances of those around her (and some reactions not so slight) that most everyone “gets” SNORTS. Will he make a mis-step? We shall see. . . .there have been exceptional passive/aggressive instances captured (apron from the Egyptologist. . .) and many others. Anyway. . . . . . . .sick, sick and sick.

Congratulations on revealing the Snorting Squirrel Cameltoes' nickname for intimates, as in her HMN by many he's referred to as 'Gigs': "Have you seen Gigs today? No, he's still in bed." Seriously, you're spot on with your observations and it is actually sick.

 

[billybudd]

SNORTS is a GIGOLO.
A Gigolo is “a male escort, social companion who is supported by a female in a continuing relationship, often living in her residence and is present at her beck & call”. “Expected to have nice manners, provide sexual services, & tend to her perceived needs, whims In an effort to seek constant favor”. . . . . . .. . .that’s exactly what we’re seeing. Must be stomach turning for those who observe it up close and personal as they freeze a smile on their face. . . .hoping it is but a phase StephaMEME is going through. So obvious. . . . .pathetic. . . .overt display of StephaMEME’s messed up life and times. SNORTS is clearly subservient to StephaMEME, does her bidding and is there to please her. There have been multiple, multiple lawsuits over the years in many countries where the Gigolo makes claims. StephaMEME should watch out for Snorts. But she’ll walk the fence line for awhile more - as she loves the attention, adoration. It is absolutely stunning to observe his behavior in multiple scenes throughout her videos, and I can tell by the slightest facial nuances of those around her (and some reactions not so slight) that most everyone “gets” SNORTS. Will he make a mis-step? We shall see. . . .there have been exceptional passive/aggressive instances captured (apron from the Egyptologist. . .) and many others. Anyway. . . . . . . .sick, sick and sick.

Yes, yes, yes.

 

[Clara Burnett]

Dan does not own the mower nor the digger. He would have to rent it off from Don Jarvis/brico. I doubt that SJ would lent her digger out the goodness of her heart to help Dan to increase his income. Also the area isn't densely populated and the jobs of digging and mowing might not give him the same sustainibility as working with SJ. However if there are more jobs for him to do in the area, I would highly recommened he would do it to become less dependent on SJ. In a just in case scenario which is highly possible.

Exactly. He should have multiple jobs spread over multiple employers to make sure his family is always looked after. There's a rather big community of British expats in the area and a lot of Dutch people have holiday homes too. Many of them have mowers themselves he could use, or he could invest in one.

 

[Jeeves]

So, you think he sees himself as a professional filming guy in the future? Is that what you're saying? Do you think he has that type of talent? IF anyone has that sort of talent, I would say it's Teabag. I just don't see the creativity in Dan. His vlogs have already become pretty repetitive imo. I could be wrong.

I daresay that if Dan had the volume of free time that Teabag enjoys, he'd have time to explore his creativity a little more. I really don't know how he manages to fit so much into his days.

We rarely see Dan when he isn't working - no wonder he looks as though he often needs a shower. Teabag and Snorts always looks as though they need a good scrub and neither of them seem to lift a finger!

 

[KyBourbon]

Just watched Billy’s latest vlog “What Did I Buy?” More Brocantes…Ernest didn’t want to go, and I can’t blame him! Billy, Gwen, Pa, and even Ernest helped bring wood to Billy’s grandparents house for heating...no sign of Michael. MPK wasn’t mentioned at all and was nowhere to be found. I’m glad they let Ernest help out with the chores…you can tell he likes to be with his dad and grandad.

 

[SloanSabbith]

is it just me or does dan always look like he needs a shower. He looked rough on his new vlog

That is because he is doing ACTUAL work!! He stands out because no one else ever does!

Exactly. He should have multiple jobs spread over multiple employers to make sure his family is always looked after. There's a rather big community of British expats in the area and a lot of Dutch people have holiday homes too. Many of them have mowers themselves he could use, or he could invest in one.

Am I wrong - I didn't ever think that Dan was an actual gardener! Was/is he?

 

[Jules100]

I think Dan is good enough at what he’s doing on YouTube. I don’t think he will ever be more than a small time YouTuber that rides Stephanie’s coat tails. Although she’s a mess, without her, he would be absolutely no where online. He will never be a professional cameraman, drone operator or editor for other people. He does ok for himself, for now. Dan is a part time gardener with questionable handyman skills. He’s gotten a bit too big for his britches. I don’t like his attitude.

 

[Jeeves]

SNORTS is a GIGOLO.
A Gigolo is “a male escort, social companion who is supported by a female in a continuing relationship, often living in her residence and is present at her beck & call”. “Expected to have nice manners, provide sexual services, & tend to her perceived needs, whims In an effort to seek constant favor”. . . . . . .. . .that’s exactly what we’re seeing. Must be stomach turning for those who observe it up close and personal as they freeze a smile on their face. . . .hoping it is but a phase StephaMEME is going through. So obvious. . . . .pathetic. . . .overt display of StephaMEME’s messed up life and times. SNORTS is clearly subservient to StephaMEME, does her bidding and is there to please her. There have been multiple, multiple lawsuits over the years in many countries where the Gigolo makes claims. StephaMEME should watch out for Snorts. But she’ll walk the fence line for awhile more - as she loves the attention, adoration. It is absolutely stunning to observe his behavior in multiple scenes throughout her videos, and I can tell by the slightest facial nuances of those around her (and some reactions not so slight) that most everyone “gets” SNORTS. Will he make a mis-step? We shall see. . . .there have been exceptional passive/aggressive instances captured (apron from the Egyptologist. . .) and many others. Anyway. . . . . . . .sick, sick and sick.

He's been referred to as her Gigolo here since way back in Thread 10! I think may have been @SableOnBlonde who first tagged him. Good to know that the Chateau inmates also think of him the same way.

 

[ploppityplop2]

Improving on skills is never a bad idea. He might think of having longer video's in the future? He might think of becoming an editor. He tries new angles and new idea's. He is improving and extending his knowledge base. I see nothing wrong with that.

What happened to the secret project he was working on in London?

 

[KyBourbon]

I daresay that if Dan had the volume of free time that Teabag enjoys, he'd have time to explore his creativity a little more. I really don't know how he manages to fit so much into his days.

That’s the truth! And honestly …what does Teabag do? He doesn’t appear to be helping out on the chateau…Billy films practically every day and Michael is nowhere to be seen. Teabag isn’t filming, and he’s not traveling (that we’re aware). MPK has this exceptional opportunity in his lap that many people can only dream about. He lives in a beautiful chateau in a gorgeous setting in France. He doesn’t have to worry about paying rent, or where he’ll find his next meal. His family supports him unconditionally (for now). What does he do with this gift? Instead of using his skills and talent to capitalize on this amazing circumstance, he sits around blaming the world for all his problems. I guess fate, or the universe (or whatever you want to call it), has a sense of humor!

 

[Luna20]

What happened to the secret project he was working on in London?

Oooh I don't know. I don't watch Dan regularly only when tattle, tattles hard. I can't remember reading anything about the secret project. I do remember of speculation on here that he might be involved with channel 4. However SJ isn't in the upcoming season.

 

[Green Fairy]

Congratulations on revealing the Snorting Squirrel Cameltoes' nickname for intimates, as in her HMN by many he's referred to as 'Gigs': "Have you seen Gigs today? No, he's still in bed." Seriously, you're spot on with your observations and it is actually sick.

I'm def calling him Snorty Gigolo from now on.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Let's also not forget that the farmhouse itself generates income. There are 5 rooms and 2 self-catering apartments that are let out. The rates for one of the rooms (Chambre de la Tour) ranging from euro 130 for one person per night and euro 165 for two people per night. I don't know if all the room rates are the same as they were all booked and this one was the only one I found with 2 days available for booking. The price for the Tack Room apartment is euro 220 per night...I believe there's a two night minimum.

If the farmhouse is fully booked for the season, I'd guesstimate the income around euro 250,000. I didn't factor in food costs or more guests than 2 per room...the 5 rooms are all b & b so include breakfast. I also didn't factor in dinner or events that may have booked in for an afternoon. Dinner is $100 for two 3 course meals with wine. Cheese, bread & wine snack is either euro 20 or euro 30 and available nightly or only Thursday & Sunday depending on what part of the website you look at..they might want to fix that. Trip advisor states a free continental breakfast is available, but the site mentions a euro15 fee for it if you're renting one of the two apartments. As it stands, the farmhouse is fully booked this year except for the Chambre de la Tour being available on the 2nd & 3rd of June and the Tack Room having availability on the 18th & 19th of May. Looks like Madamemoi is in for another deluxe year.

that fully booked thing means nothing...when we dont want people in our house in france we fill in its booked...fully booked doesnt mean all is paid for...

 

[Kickintheass]

Dan appears to be a trustworthy and hardworking person that would be a great caretaker for holiday properties in the area.
If I owned a place it would be great to have someone who could look in and check a place and have the garden ready for the summer holiday season.

I'm def calling him Snorty Gigolo from now on.

I like the abbreviation of Snig.

 

[Clara Burnett]

So we all know SJ is quite meticulous in removing comments she doesn't like, right? Doesn't that mean that the ones that she leaves untouched are actually the ones she likes too?

 

[Jules100]

I'm def calling him Snorty Gigolo from now on.

I like the abbreviation of Snig.

Snigolo?

 

[KyBourbon]

I wonder if it's not because the majority of her superfans have no idea of what The Ivy's is, or the real cost of a Chateau in France, or what a splendid beach house in SA or a flat in central London represent.
Of course, they have no idea that Mummy as they call her has a flat in South France (Mediterranean sea) and a nice house in Suffolk and (once again) what it represents in terms of wealth.

They want to believe in what makes them dream. And the Lalanders know it

After watching so many different Chateau channels and Chateau vloggers, I sometimes forget they’re in France…everyone speaks English! @LaFrancaise123 I just want to confirm…French is still spoken in France, correct? Just want to make sure!

 

[arwensgal1975]

Suggestion for the next thread title: I'm just a snigolo and everywhere I go..... People know the part I'm playing! LOL!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I'm not doubting whether he could do that or not, but by saying stuff like that he suggested he designed the dress especially for SJ. He actually went out of his way to suggest that he did, probably because SJ wanted to believe it was made especially for her, which is why we proved him wrong by digging up the pictures of the other women wearing it. To now claim we "assumed" what he meant, is just twisting the facts for his benefit, an old trick in their playbook, they can not but treat themselves to.


It is ever so refreshing to read these lines outside our little hate site! If February is going to be all about her numbers, maybe SJ should rethink '15' as her lucky charm...


Again, it's not about that. It's about their game of smoke and mirrors, suggesting a reality we all know is fake and when we prove it is, they just claim we "assumed" something. It's like calling all news you don't like "fake".


Again, it's not about that. It's about their game of smoke and mirrors, suggesting a reality we all know is fake and when we prove it is, they just claim we "assumed" something. It's like calling all news you don't like "fake".

I know for a fact this isn't true. Her body, like almost all of us, has some pretty weird shapes and she almost always needs adjustments.

i dont know if any off you ever has been to photoshoots...most of the time the dress doesnt fit...tape at the back will do the trick.. maybe her yellow dress didnt fit at all...have we seen the back when she was wearing it??

 

[MojoDublin]

He's been referred to as her Gigolo here since way back in Thread 10! I think may have been @SableOnBlonde who first tagged him. Good to know that the Chateau inmates also think of him the same way.

Snap ….. having Stephanie Jarvis confirm she was paying him the minute SHE was kicked of the workways …..

As you say He was listed as a gigglio