The Chateau Diaries #110 By the way, her Dutch love child is a talentless Prig

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by the way, her Dutch love child is a talentless prick.
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by the way, her Dutch love child is a talentless prick.
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Tuesday at 2:31 AM
The Fleuries posted a new video of the concrete being poured for their new kitchen. Philipp opened with: "A couple of days ago, this was still a shabby, neglected, run-down room..." (Many chuckles, as the Fleuries kitchen was far nicer, functional and cleaner in its "derelict state" than the CLL kitchen on a good day- Fanny, take some notes.) They also had a bunch of trees that were downed in a previous storm (and bartered with their farmer neighbour to haul it away for firewood), and the farmer's horse escaped the fence and decided, "Honfleur is nice- I'll spend the day here." Anna, who has apparently befriended all of the horses, and knew the one by name, led it back home, which was quite endearing. Phillip set up the makeshift kitchen counter (which looked precarious AF, but Anna was kind, and said it looked great) in the laundry room temporary kitchen, and explained later that while they initially wanted underfloor heating, it would have cost an additional $5K, so they nix'ed the idea, and instead are adding extra insulation. (Priorities and projects apparently differ between chateaus, as Fanny spent that amount on wallpaper for a powder room for a chateau that has no proper heating.) While some find the Fleuries dull, I enjoy their vlogs, as they work together, get things done properly in an order that makes sense, and prioritize their projects and stick to budget without being ostentatious. I am looking forward to the kitchen reveal after it is done.

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@john eccles
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Tuesday at 8:30 AM
Oh God, I have become The Chosen One, thank you all so much for selecting my thread. But in reality I have to personally thank Incapability for bringing me to Tattle. Like many I was enthralled with her, when I first saw her on ETTC Diy, but when she started the "woe is me" rants, well the wheels started to fall off my wagon very quickly. Thank you all once again, oh, and by the way, her Dutch love child is a talentless prick.
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Tuesday at 7:03 AM
I hate how snorts drops into his vlogs “for those of you who don’t know, I live in a chateau…the chateau de la lande”.
As if anyone watching isn’t from CD universe and knows he is a paid for Dutch boyfriend living off his girlfriend in her farmhouse owned by her and her 2 ex boyfriends.

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Oh Natti, Natti, Natti. An almost 40 year old woman acting 15. I appreciate new love and you are deliriously happy. Good for you. However why not keep it classy, sophisticated and private. Unless of course you are expecting 3500 patrons and 80k odd viewers to fall over themselves witnessing your love affair and financing it. How are you intending to commercialise your relationship? That’s what has me stumped. A Buy Me A Wedding campaign, a sudden pregnancy, engagement gifts? Mmmmm.

BTW. It was only last Christmas you were sending loving wishes to Mason.
 
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I seriously would LOVE a Russell Howard sit down with Fanny- that would be epic!
 
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Oh Natti, Natti, Natti. An almost 40 year old woman acting 15. I appreciate new love and you are deliriously happy. Good for you. However why not keep it classy, sophisticated and private. Unless of course you are expecting 3500 patrons and 80k odd viewers to fall over themselves witnessing your love affair and financing it. How are you intending to commercialise your relationship? That’s what has me stumped. A Buy Me A Wedding campaign, a sudden pregnancy, engagement gifts? Mmmmm.

BTW. It was only last Christmas you were sending loving wishes to Mason.
It's hard to keep track of the many dodgy, grifting, manipulative and questionable things which various inhabitants of this shittoo have orchestrated over the past 2 years for their personal financial gain.

Just take a page out of FRK's playbook which she used early in Covid to help set up her original floral studio in the barn. Just post your wish list on Amazon, like FRK did, and patrons/crazed super fans/flying monkeys will send you everything you desire!
 

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Hopefully someone was able to save MPK’s “Fresh Start” vlog somewhere. He tends to eventually regret videos where he over shares too much information and then they get deleted from YouTube! I’m not sure it was a good idea for Michael to announce his ADHD and all the failures in his life to the world. If I were a Patreon, I’d seriously question whether a guy who admits to being irresponsible and wreckless in school and every job he’s had job (for whatever reason…ADHD or otherwise) is capable of handling my donation and manage a project. Michael basically said “Hey…I’m a failure in all I do and touch…but give me money! 😊 I’ve been on medication for two weeks…You can trust me now!” I really think he should have gone with his first instinct and NOT made that video…but he just can’t help himself.
 
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Congrats @john eccles a twofer!

Ok so this was on my Instagram & it is too apt not to share. @Patriciarella could caption the pics. I thought it might be some info SJ should be aware of.
1. Who are you calling house squirrel?WE live in a chateau, or SA beach home or 5star hotel.
2. My hair grows constantly my 1 weirdly placed curl and neck hair so much neck hair.
3. Pineapple juice and Greek salad, well if you hold the feta and remove the lettuce, I also crave pumpkin soup with weird noodles yeah that’s a thing.
 
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The conversation between Bonang Matheba and that rat Villioti in his latest flog was actually really enlightening as he now has officially confirmed the piss colored dress was never designed for SJ but for Bonang and because she made it famous in SA he couldn't sell it anymore, poor guy. By giving it to SJ, not for free but in return of a "scholarship" paid for by SJ's patrons, they created a win win where they all got what they wanted, exactly as we figured it out at the time. I'm so amazed by the stupidity of it all. Villioti now claims he never said it was designed for SJ and it was us haters who "assumed" that. But here's the thing: just because it has been a year, does not make your lies on camera disappear, all the bs about guessing SJ's perfect size without knowing her is still out there. Marketing and public relations are complex jobs, apparently.

 
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@john eccles congratulations on your second thread title.

It's been a while since I actually caught up on these threads. Must be a slow week for tattles.

@Pekey u going to watch the Australian Open tonite? Go Ash Barty!!

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Wow, the vlogs are so bad that we stopped running like french dogs.
So the highlight of vlogs this week:
Potts plot of land (didn't watch)
SJ shopping for real antiques (skipped through it on high speed)
MPK: he has ADHD. (Watched)

So MPK was the most interesting to watch.
He does seem calmer and healthier. I don't remember which vlog or who's vlog: he looked like a sweating corpse.
Also he didn't use the pause word 'er' so much to collect his thoughts.

Further the time line for ADHD story : he saw a video before christmas about adult ADHD. Then he went to the doctor and is using Ritalin for 2 weeks now. I really hope this is true and he did get diagnosed and he'll be able to get his life sorted. Instead of buying stuff from the internet ( i didn't know this was a thing 😅)

A couple of months ago someone posted a video on here about female asperger syndrome. Had I have a lot of destructive behaviour, I would have been running to a pshycologosist after watching that video.
 
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I am confused (doesn't take much). I'm sure that I saw the charlatan announce that the all the you tube funds from the cadaeux channel were going to charities and one was to sponsor a fashion student in SA? All the patron money is going to fund the renovation (or restoration depending on which day you watched the video). Now I'm seeing comments and videos saying that her patron money has sponsored the fashion student. Also the charlatan keeps saying that her you tube money pays for her lifestyle, furniture etc etc. Is that ALL of the you tube money? or just the Chateau Diaries? If ALL the you tube money then her original reason for starting up the cadeaux channel is not now the case so is not now a charity channels claimed. SO PLEASE, STOOPID PEOPLE, STOP SENDING HER/THEM GIFTS!!!. Double bubble then. The gifts (some kept, but the majority binned) plus the income from opening them with a camera stuffed in front of the grabbers. Can someone clarify for me?
 
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The conversation between Bonang Matheba and that rat Villioti in his latest flog was actually really enlightening as he now has officially confirmed the piss colored dress was never designed for SJ but for Bonang and because she made it famous in SA he couldn't sell it anymore, poor guy. By giving it to SJ, not for free but in return of a "scholarship" paid for by SJ's patrons, they created a win win where they all got what they wanted, exactly as we figured it out at the time. I'm so amazed by the stupidity of it all. Villioti now claims he never said it was designed for SJ and it was us haters who "assumed" that. But here's the thing: just because it has been a year, does not make your lies on camera disappear, all the bs about guessing SJ's perfect size without knowing her is still out there. Marketing and public relations are complex jobs, apparently.

You are so right, I went back and checked that old video, he talks about the dummy he MADE SJ's dress on, he didn't say adjusted /fitted or similar...It could of course be his standard dummy, but it wasn't that clear, then.
 
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I am confused (doesn't take much). I'm sure that I saw the charlatan announce that the all the you tube funds from the cadaeux channel were going to charities and one was to sponsor a fashion student in SA? All the patron money is going to fund the renovation (or restoration depending on which day you watched the video). Now I'm seeing comments and videos saying that her patron money has sponsored the fashion student. Also the charlatan keeps saying that her you tube money pays for her lifestyle, furniture etc etc. Is that ALL of the you tube money? or just the Chateau Diaries? If ALL the you tube money then her original reason for starting up the cadeaux channel is not now the case so is not now a charity channels claimed. SO PLEASE, STOOPID PEOPLE, STOP SENDING HER/THEM GIFTS!!!. Double bubble then. The gifts (some kept, but the majority binned) plus the income from opening them with a camera stuffed in front of the grabbers. Can someone clarify for me?
With the Villoti guy new video, things are even more blurry than they already were.

Well...for those like us Tartlets, who think a bit further than the Chatelaine Gospel.

I wonder if there will be a reaction from the Chateau...? Or will they play with time (once again) and with their superfans' stupidity - I mean naivety ?

You are so right, I went back and checked that old video, he talks about the dummy he MADE SJ's dress on, he didn't say adjusted /fitted or similar...It could of course be his standard dummy, but it wasn't that clear, then.
Steph herself said in her CD vlog that this dress was made especially for her (when she tried it on the "first time"...yeah right.).

I guess all these videos will soon disappear from YouTube.
 
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With the Villoti guy new video, things are even more blurry than they already were.

Well...for those like us Tartlets, who think a bit further than the Chatelaine Gospel.

I wonder if there will be a reaction from the Chateau...? Or will they play with time (once again) and with their superfans' stupidity - I mean naivety ?


Steph herself said in her CD vlog that this dress was made especially for her (when she tried it on the "first time"...yeah right.).

I guess all these videos will soon disappear from YouTube.
That's where I got confused. The guy in that video says her patron income has financed a student?? She says in her replies to questions that her lifestyle is financed by You Tube money earns. But she doesn't specify that the You Tube income is just the Chateau Diaries channel income so I suspect she has lumped the two channels together and is living off both. She definitely said that she was creating the gift grab channel so she could donate ALL the income to charity. I suspect that income is no longer divided? What do you think?
 
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