The Chateau Diaries #101 Dear Stephanie, I got you a gift - your comeuppance!

[Jeeves]

Blywddyn Newydd Dda @Pekey!

 

[Pyke]

Fanny is just stuck in her fourth year..still calls her uncle and aunt by childish names..all her behaviour..who names an attick Narnia?? totally nuts..no wonder she never got to work somewhere..imagine to have that silly flashing goose in your businesscompany... and snort is cut from the same cloth..i have to say its getting more worse by the day..if he showed up like that to wait tables..i think the restaurantmanager would for sure send him off to the scullery..

Does anyone know "Auntie Wainwright" , she was on British TV had a shop full of junk and if anyone came to buy she inflated her prices, Fanny and Snorts would have been her dream customers, she was played by Jean Alexander, Hilda Ogden off Coronation Street, we call our attick, garage and spare room "Auntie Wainwrights" so yes rooms do get given names !

 

[Scochette]

So, BJJ is definitely planning to go to SA if they can travel. I am surprised IJ has not forbidden a visit from him on what was going to be a family get together.
Why would BJJ be allowed to mess around with Nic's personal possessions, his masks, etc., surely they wouldn't want him going through their stuff? And why start on their flat just a very short time before their arrival?
Only SJ would buy garden furniture for the summer in the middle of winter. It will be filthy and may be rusting by the time they get round to using it. Guess what, it was too expensive to buy when they first saw it, but, very conveniently, the seller is now leaving and so it's reduced. Sounds like an another excuse to spend and presumably, it's not renovation. Her personal spending money comes from a bottomless pit. Can't believe she's not dipping into the Patreon funds.

Of course she does, she can't pay all the wages and her trips around the world and expensive perfumes and clothes etc with the TV series, the B & B and YT. The other mystery is the Petherick' money. They just bought an other "project", a huge abandoned building. Something is odd.

 

[Espe]

SJ has never been so happy...he must be her favourite...

Because she will always be the leader and because no one else enables her impulsive spending as much he does. I am sure all her other many exes will have at least tried to curb her enthusiasm for excess but he is so young, inexperienced and weak and has similar cravings himself. He is not sexually demanding; he is parrfect for her but they will both be harmed by that relationship. I noticed that Chantal thanked them both as if they were both the hosts, so he is now seen as being the partner and the man of the house!

 

[Scochette]

I don't know if all those rich and celebrities from La la lande will be able to travel in January? I can barely go to my drugstore and my grocery store. That's why Tatinette and Tonton left for UK as fast as they could.

 

[Espe]

Oh yes she did .. the uncomfortable chairs they look pretty riiight, who cares if they break your back

What does she look like? She looks as if she's been let out for the day and she looks about 90. 50 shades of red! She must be a laughing stock amongst all the locals and all the other chateaux owners!

 

[Albee]

Of course she does, she can't pay all the wages and her trips around the world and expensive perfumes and clothes etc with the TV series, the B & B and YT. The other mystery is the Petherick' money. They just bought an other "project", a huge abandoned building. Something is odd.

I wonder what his accountant said of his,Michele’s, earnings as his was not registered as a non profit.

 

[Scochette]

Because she will always be the leader and because no one else enables her impulsive spending as much he does. I am sure all her other many exes will have at least tried to curb her enthusiasm for excess but he is so young, inexperienced and weak and has similar cravings himself. He is not sexually demanding; he is parrfect for her but they will both be harmed by that relationship. I noticed that Chantal thanked them both as if they were both the hosts, so he is now seen as being the partner and the man of the house!

He's gay. They play a game for tv and for the old ladies who give them money. Not them, her.

What does she look like? She looks as if she's been let out for the day and she looks about 90. 50 shades of red! She must be a laughing stock amongst all the locals and all the other chateaux owners!

She is entertaining, that's for sure. Most guests at the B & B are rich patreons I'm not even sure they pay?

 

[anonimousedude]

Ok. I’ve had enough. I’ve finally put someone on ignore. STOP throwing out statements as if they are facts. like I said before, pull your head in, read past threads and listen for goodness sake. A few days reading here does not make you an expert. oh, and get off the fence, one minute you are Stephending and the next criticising. Find your backbone, preferably as you jump off the fence.

 

[Hemerocallis]

Hopefully Fanny will to push him out he will accidentally fall out of the jeep while on Safari. He will be left for the Lions.
Actually Hyenas would be better, can you imagine his funny upright run as he tries to get away. Fanny can narrate with a David Attenborough-esque voice over.

Yes I think it is more likely that he will be attacked by hyenas. He wouldn't even run away when he hears their laughter because he is so used to that sound........

 

[bembazaan]

Because she will always be the leader and because no one else enables her impulsive spending as much he does. I am sure all her other many exes will have at least tried to curb her enthusiasm for excess but he is so young, inexperienced and weak and has similar cravings himself. He is not sexually demanding; he is parrfect for her but they will both be harmed by that relationship. I noticed that Chantal thanked them both as if they were both the hosts, so he is now seen as being the partner and the man of the house!

Yes agree. Did you notice that Natti was not hugged in the video? her whole body language told me she thought she would be, when the auntie stood in front of her and said goodbye, but not hugged. or perhaps I missed it.

 

[Baronennui98]

Here's my first long a d probably only post ..so
were people pissing In jug downstairs.. Stephanie is a little old to be water right with all her LAFFFTER personally think the toilet a with nice echoing stone floors close proximity to the kitchen will make an Awkward dinner after m'lady let's a bowl fart lose ..

OK..those are planks not panels.18th century boiseries are delicate and hand carved .they have a look and nuance you can tell immediately...that wood is basically planks.unless they were from a fancy shed in provenance I call shenanigans.. heavy cumbersome bulky there's no finesse or craftsmanship..feau & cie did the paneling in two rooms restoring my grandmother's home In CT..I've been obsessed with them ever since.. painted a la Herculaneum/neoclassic/Georgian Adams style vibe or deep carved foliage shells and arabesque festoon Rococo.. .That is not hand carved.they look like a plaster/celluloid ...like cheap picture frames...I know what it is ..can't think of the word but it's premade and applied not carved..im attaching pics of feau & cie boiseries..look the thickness and the delicate deep ornate carving..then look at those Amish sideboard planks with plaster molding glued on...I had to say my piece .this lazy eyed deluded blanche dubois afraid of any actual real emotion or relationship so she only dates gay men and is surrounded by people she employees needs to have several seat's.. everything has a natural balance and rhythm..a massive success that she wasn't prepared for has no choice but to swing back to crashing disaster...you cannot throw a camera in everyone's face use work a way as dating service squander money on escorts and drugs pay zero taxes on boat loads of swag (the don't even do swag bags for award shows anymore because of taxes)..the fact she hasn't been sued or arrested is a Miracle.. Methricks gypsy carnival of meth and whores is ending..Peter rabbit can't renovate a cupboard in TWO years..witch please....But the absolute balls as big as church bells it takes to make a late grand entrance to your own FRIGGIN party...I mean bravo .the idea pippi longstockings is laying pipe holding down the fort for that typhoon of MEEE is ridiculous... dandelion hair would have a million subscribers for his tight tuck demo.. pants so tight they bisect his nutsack into a cameltoe ads realness...the
The Meghan Markle little Edie of grey gardens vibe of entitlement & faded grandeur of peacock poo palace is surreal...Stephanie is like a drag queen.she thinks just existing is a gift..the fun doesn't begin till reality hits .the more you look that magic twinkle In her eyes is actually a lazy eye .ohh who in the Madeline McCann hell let's a strange Scottish boy raise your baby daughter? that "brother" BS is weird.. peacock poo palace has a magic like a portal that draws in carny folk and dental disasters ..The amount of people missing not just teeth BUT front teeth in one spot feels like a omen

 

[Vontrap9]

So I have the damned covid. My youngest son ( the type 1 diabetic) just was tested 20 minutes ago and he does too.
Anyway, I am crabby.
So I watched the stupid CD and at about 4 minutes in when Phyllis was saying adamantly that those little dishes were salad plates...I lost it and posted a comment on how I felt. It will get deleted by wonderboy and I will get lambasted by the Shanty zombies....but it was necessary!!!
Yikes I had to call all of my hair clients about them being exposed.
When I called my clients to cancel them because I am out of commission until next Tuesday ( if all goes well.)..two of them were just concerned about WHEN I could get them in to do their hair!!!
I am telling you guys. I could write a book!

Oh No hope your not to sick. I managed to dodge it through to now while working in icu. One of my sons tested positive on Christmas Eve and so far 7 of the house have caught it despite isolationg cases immediately on antigen. Most of us varied from bad head cold (double jabbed and booster) to bad flu (double jabbed only) to a day visit for oxygen X-ray and bloods (single dose only) my daughters didn’t succumb but they were boostered over a month ago because of diabetes. Omicron is so contagious, by the time you test positive on antigen the damage is done. Almost out the other end now thankfully. I feel so bad for my colleagues at work their absolutely out the door busy. turn the phone on silent the hair can wait mind yourself and your son x

 

[LaFrancaise123]

What does she look like? She looks as if she's been let out for the day and she looks about 90. 50 shades of red! She must be a laughing stock amongst all the locals and all the other chateaux owners!

These red trousers.... Really ? Where do they come from ?!

 

[WMGL]

I used to use the term "releasing the anaconda." Whilst on a work trip to South Korea, my colleagues and I stopped to purchase the usual stuff prior to checking into our hotel (bottled water and snacks), and one colleague put a pack of bog roll in my hand and said, "Trust me. You'll see when we get to the hotel." Having lived previously in South Korea, and only having stayed at very nice hotels in Seoul, I was confused- there was always bog roll in the loo. Upon arrival to our 3-star hotel, I laughed hysterically when I saw what appeared to be a tiny tissue dispenser next to the loo with very tiny sheets (seriously, they were about the size of the sheets one uses to remove shine from their face). At dinner, my TP savior remarked, "The first time I traveled here, I checked into my room, and proceeded to sink a battleship. When I looked for the paper, alas, I found myself asking, "What am I supposed to do with this?!? Make "poopie mache"? Stick it to the wall?!? Make poo art or poo-agami?" And ever since, I refer to the act as "making poopie mache." Mr. T Rex, "Seriously?!? Are you 5?"


Russian Maria (Olive Oyl) strikes me as an organized person who dislikes disarray and clutter- she was the one who bleached the Shitoo sinks to try to erase the years of funk off of them, and was the mastermind behind the dish reorganization. The look on her face when Fanny suggested putting up Christmas trees in Narnia was priceless. "NO!" (I thought the same thing- because those trees are going to be dust magnets and will be covered in pigeon poo when they lug them out next year- where is Fanny's mind?!?)

It appears that she lost her mind eons ago.

 

[bembazaan]

By deliberately keeping this in her edit, she is putting it out there to allow her fans time to accept the arrangement. He'll be able to start collecting fluffy giraffes, hippos and elephants now.

PJJ on a game drive: his beanie gets hooked up in the low branches of a thorn tree, because he insists on sitting on the highest bench right at the back, the most uncomfortable bench right across the rear axels. He yells "my hair" and leaps off the viewing vehicle and lands on a sleeping baby rhino, the mother stomps the ground and charges him, as the driver put down his foot to get the rest of the customers to safety........ this rhino was due to have her horn removed the following day for which SJ was going to fork out over R2K for the privilege of watching it done by the local wildlife vet. She sheds a tear, but is thankful to have saved all that dosh, and wonders if she can get a refund on the return half of the airticket............ ( OK will try better next time!!) hahhaha

 

[Pekey]

Yes agree. Did you notice that Natti was not hugged in the video? her whole body language told me she thought she would be, when the auntie stood in front of her and said goodbye, but not hugged. or perhaps I missed it.

I think you are right .... no hug for Natti !!!

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Pekey, didn’t you mean, “The Blue Loogoon”?

How about 'The brown log room' ????

 

[Tellingthetruth123]

Hope you all enjoy your Hogmanay and all the best for 2022

 

[lolander]

I think you are jumping to conclusions here. Only when the accountants have come back with green light do we know more about the legality of her "business" and one could still wonder if Monsieur Tax did not overlook some issues. That's what people tend to do when it comes to SJ: overlook issues. But one day her charm will run out and her name is going to be on some wall, painting a less pretty picture.
Let me put it this way: if she's not doing anything illegal, you can lock me up for having the wrong ideas about what's legal and what's not.

I agree with you that there's something shady going on, otherwise the accounts would have been shown already. Patreon states clearly that the money is donations and if the creator promises to deliver something against them that's between the creator and patrons. Verbal contract is as binding as a written one, she's promised to use all of the funds through her association. We'll have to wait for the receipts, if the association has paid any taxes or if not all of the money has gone to it's account, we know there's a scam. But she'll never show the receipts. Her patrons should step down to the lowest tier to wait until she's given her explanation.