The Chateau Diaries #101 Dear Stephanie, I got you a gift - your comeuppance!

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I’ve got a feeling they are there to buy Potty and Nick’s, shares. Especially with their son living and working there and I imagine “mummy” wanting to keep the money in the family.
They seem to have done well for themselves so they can't be that stupid. Why would they invest any money just because A has a fling? I don't think Mummy cares for the château at all. She gave S her inheritance knowing she will spend it on a foolish girl's dream. Now she watches her making one stupid decision after another. She doesn't care if S will wake up one day with nothing but a crumbling château. The same way as she put her on a plane as a little girl and let her travel all by herself.
 
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I could defend him as a man and sympathise with the cold in the Chateau.However, that look is very dated and not flattering. Having survived the tight pants era and been ridiculed by offspring when shown old photos I can honestly say, we thought we were the dogs bo**ocks when we wore them. Mrs G got together with me and took pity on my clothing selection (although I like to think she was attracted to what was on offer )
Obviously Steph sees something we don't so as they say, love is in the eye of the beholder.
 
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They are not cheap!!! I will only buy him a pair of yoga pants from Salvation Army that have been knocked down to 50 cents!!!
 
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Why would you serve salad in such a plate? He is so silly! I'm glad he caught out, makes me happy! I bet that beany really stinks since he wears it everyday, all day.
 
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She kept thanking her cousin and selmar for the loo but didn't think to thank her poor patrons. Selfish bitch
 
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Escape the farmhouse on safari 2021
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Too right! We have underwear underneath our fur coats! Arfarf,- I wish you and yours well.
As our resident M, I wouldn't expect anything less than formal with pearls! Appearances to be maintained at all times. We are not slack Alice's with no underwear!
 
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Escape the farmhouse on safari 2021

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I see it now - in a months time when SJ is in SA.

PATREON EXCLUSIVE - PHILIP KILLED BY A STAMPEDE

Hello Patrons,

Sad news to start this months first Patreon video with - yes it's true, sadly Philip was killed in a stampede on safari and won't be in the vlogs any longer, we have notified his grandparents. Tune into tomorrow's Chateau Diaries from safari for the aftermath of that, but here are some clips I kept behind for you where we encouraged Phyllis to antagonise some angry rhinos and then drove off leaving him to nature's mercy. You'll notice a lot of jump cuts and that's because Mummy was laughing too much at poor Phyllis's gruesome end. Anyway, the rest of this video will be me building a bonfire with Phyllis's stuffed squirrels and tat he bought me - I just cannot have it around in the chateau it makes me think of him too much. Enjoy!
 
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I also like the burned wood! Though I prefer the 2x4s of real wood to the OSB, but I like it and I love the old corrugated metal, I love an upcycle!

I just looked back today to compare how long he has taken to do the studio and how long it took him to do his kitchen, and he did each of them in 4 months! Not to mention in between them he did the entrance and living room in the house!
 
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Escape the farmhouse on safari 2021

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Hopefully Fanny will to push him out he will accidentally fall out of the jeep while on Safari. He will be left for the Lions.
Actually Hyenas would be better, can you imagine his funny upright run as he tries to get away. Fanny can narrate with a David Attenborough-esque voice over.
 
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Not with pj's orientation...
 
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Does anyone really think Mummy or Aunt and Uncle have any say over what SJ wants to do? Maybe because I've been on my own since a young age, this doesn't compute. I don't even think Nic/Michael Potts have any say over her. She's the majority shareholder right? They seem like they are really hands off and just in it for the party/vacation place. And, I also picture Aunt/Uncle pretty well off. Is that incorrect? Nice car either way.
 
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I thought the same thing. It's just that she has a way to manipulate people, she should calm down and stop those superlatives, I don't know if it's the right translation in English? And should stop her histrionic behavior.
 
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I think everything in this loo, is oversized. The sink, the print on the wallpaper and the fixtures. But it's still nice. I was anxious about the cold floor but thanks God, it's the warmest room in the château.
 
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He looked so angry when everyone disagreed with him. Quite funny actually.
 
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