The Chateau Diaries #100 That's how I found Tattle! I googled "Chateau Diaries" and "scam”

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I watched "Don't look up" last night on Netflix and recommend it. Jennifer Lawrence wears many ugly Jumpers but still manages to look attractive.
Lots of big stars in the movie but they all are playing characters that are different to what they usually play. Leo is older bumbling man instead of hero/action type. Meryl is very shallow and narc. Didn't even recognise Cate Blanchet etc Anyway worth a watch, and fast forward the credits to near the end to see an final extra scene.
Thank you!! Almost watched it last night, will check it out this week 😁😁
 
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and the entrance hall
Yep, that too! I forgot that disaster! Probably tried to block it from my mind as it makes me so cross.

🎵 “Tiiiiiiiin roof….rusted!”🎵………….?
The love shack shimmy

I went to ballet lessons when I was 7 in the 1970s, and my ballet teacher threw her clog at me!
My mother in law used to throw kitchen utensils (spoons, whisks etc) at my husband and his two brothers. My Mum used to just throw her voice, that was enough! :ROFLMAO:
 
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No not at all. I am not "thinking about developing old timey films" :rolleyes:

I work in film and tv and have for the past 24 years. As I said, professional film editors work in nice dark rooms, with multiple monitors where they sit with the Director and Show Runner . My coworker's partner is an editor and my ex roommate from UNI is an editor.
I have noticed that Phillip has a nice office but the the windows are not conducive to a proper editor studio as light is a hindrance. Perhaps he has room darkening curtins? I have not paid attention since they finished the room.

All of us here can agree that Dan is trying to better himself and learn new skills ( although how open is he is to be seen, as previously in this thread he has proven that he can't even be bothered to put on proper respiratory mask while spray painting in his enclosed studio ) .
He defiantly needs to find more lucrative revenue streams than working as a "gardener" a few days a week at LaLaLande, raising 2 kids is not cheap. Annalise can only do so much until both the boys are in school full days, but a home salon could be a good thing for her depending on the rules in France.

It would be nice to see that when Dan finishes his studio, that he then goes back into the house and finish up the work there too as it's not easy to raise two curious little boys in a construction site ( as we have seen with the flooded studio ), anything left unfinished is too tempting to little hands to investigate. I am hopeful of this but after seeing the trash heap in an outbuilding as bad as at Lalande, I am not holding my breath. His new studio/mancave might also equally be a fun place to get away from his family as it is and editing room.
why would he need darkening curtains when he has his blue light filter ray-bans? 🤓🥸🧐
 
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Yes I think Amaury will go with Natty, has alreadly been said he is going on holiday. Maybe this is why Nick & Marie are on their way?
To crack the whip on the slaves look after the Shitoo and help the volunteers
No, Larkin and his family will never stay that long at the shittoo. I doubt there will be slaves/volunteers when Sj is not there. They usually jump ship when she does because nobody else likes to spend time with them.
 
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Just stocked up on Antigen tests. Won't it be wonderful when they become redundant but we all keep one or two as mementoes to show to our grandchildren. Rather like the iodine tablets the Irish government sent us all decades ago.
Woke up with a sore throat and congestion this a.m., no Home kits available for sale online, and testing days out. NY eve alone…blah!

No, Larkin and his family will never stay that long at the shittoo. I doubt there will be slaves/volunteers when Sj is not there. They usually jump ship when she does because nobody else likes to spend time with them.
You keep reaffirming the reasons I no longer want to travel to the middle of nowhere and stay at LaLoserteau. sad and disappointed with Stephanie, we are soon to witness the downfall of Ms Dirty Sofa.
 
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Good it's not just me then!


Can this and a link to his other crying wallpaper video be added to the wiki?

Can anyone add to the wiki or is it for Mods only?
Anyone can add to the wiki

I wonder if we all did whip round and paid Andrew to talk for an hour if we’d get much clarity to the contract between the two? Tbh I think Andrew would find that the easiest 200Euros (I have no idea how much he charges…) he’d ever earned and he wouldn’t even have to douche.
Don't need to pay, I can tell you all about the contract: " you top, I bottom!"
 
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The only guy on the CD who works safely and with proper precautions is the tree surgeon.
Because he's a professional. The rest of them are only there to please SJ and make easy money, like she does herself. She says she supports beauty, but has no clue on quality.

Same ole' same ole'
It might look that way from the outside, looking in (and back), but I guarantee you things are quite different at her HMN. The level of stress has risen to almost unbearable heights and it's not because of the money (because she's still making more) but because our little group of 15 has grown to a much larger unsatisfied audience of non-or-no-longer believers and she's having a lot of trouble keeping the game of smoke and mirrors going. She knows the end is nearing and there's no back up plan.

My Christmas miracle is that Potts got drunk, took SJ aside, and said, "we're all laughing at you and Snorts, you can do better."
No miracle needed, this could easily happen without Potty even have to be drunk for the conversation to take place. The thing is, even if he would confront her like that, SJ would just say: Believe me, I know. I'm laughing with you guys!"

IJ is a very scary old lady. Bet she knows where bodies are burried
She's never going to tell though, she has killed and buried them herself.

He’s a bloody VIP -
established months ago !!!!

Clara went into protection- will defo defend 😈
against
a 3 posting or a 113 posting….
Can smell the bang of desperation off the postings

Established I like his work - his cheeky chappy ways … he’s trying and completing in the same Calander year !!!
That’s an achievement 🏆

I’ve never 👎 ever slagged anyone off from trying to educate themselfs in their careers…
establishing a new career at ANY age .. not easy

Those that lie on their backs or shag their way to a position of table laying

I’ll Take the piss out of them 24/7
And enjoy myself same time
Peace out ✌
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Caption this :: mommy trying out being WOKE with the kids
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I am still wondering who's boobs that are. Not hers, for sure, she has tiny, tiny boobs.
 
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Now that MPK has Christmas “in the can” (so to speak) he’ll take some time off to pursue his desires. The only problem this year is money. Maybe he can bum some euros from SJ…or hawk some of his designer brands. Or, maybe he’s learned the ways of escorts and will make some money as a side hustle. I don’t think the family will hand him any money…no way. Confidentiality is key, though…unfortunately for MPK, the secrets always come to light. Like the “dolphin” cruise in Spain…he tried to hide, but got caught. It took 11 years for Billy the deserter’s secret to be revealed.
I'm betting SJ paid him for the content early on in the Advent series? The trip to London by both at the same time was too coincidental (even under the guise of picking up a volunteer).
I hope travel will be put aside for most of the world these days until this new variant passes. My daughter went to New Orleans for business purposes a week before the holiday and tested positive a day later. She is young (30s) and fully vaxed but it left her flat out for days.
 
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You make me feel sad. I thought this was a kind place. I can't see what Pippip said wrong, it was only a question. I too ask myself why I continue to watch it since the scales fell from my eyes but I think it is the psychological aspect which Pippip also talks about as well as the pies, clotted cream chat etc. That's what feels like community to me...
There's a reason my Christmas wish involved the saying "let's keep our eyes on the prize". Even though there's a huge overlap, with all the spinoffs, our main focus here should be SJ and holding her accountable for the lives she's ruining (Dan's included) with her hedonistic me-centered love-bombing narc stuff. It's been proven that her flying monkeys love to come here and derail our threads attacking Dan because they know a lot of us have a soft spot for him and will respond accordingly. I usually stay out of those discussions, not just because of the obvious intentions to derail, but to be honest I could not care less about Dan. In my playbook he's a loser for not exposing his employer by standing up to her each and every time she's playing her tricks. Over the years, I have seen many like him come and go and they usually end up exactly how he's looking now: tired to the extend of exhaustion, lost in her narrative of being part of the family of love and laughter, while his heart is screaming: get the hell out!
 
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There's a reason my Christmas wish involved the saying "let's keep our eyes on the prize". Even though there's a huge overlap, with all the spinoffs, our main focus here should be SJ and holding her accountable for the lives she's ruining (Dan's included) with her hedonistic me-centered love-bombing narc stuff. It's been proven that her flying monkeys love to come here and derail our threads attacking Dan because they know a lot of us have a soft spot for him and will respond accordingly. I usually stay out of those discussions, not just because of the obvious intentions to derail, but to be honest I could not care less about Dan. In my playbook he's a loser for not exposing his employer by standing up to her each and every time she's playing her tricks. Over the years, I have seen many like him come and go and they usually end up exactly how he's looking now: tired to the extend of exhaustion, lost in her narrative of being part of the family of love and laughter, while his heart is screaming: get the hell out!
You are right about Dan. I’m genuinely worried about his health, he looks shattered.
 
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oh, we need a list of "dinner topics with PhiPhi"
* how DO you get that cameltoe so often? What is the name of that fit of pantaloons?
* what is is like to sleep with an old prune?
* when do you think you will begin work on a gite for your parents?
* is your bubble friend taking over Natti's job?
* when did the snorting start? have you seen a doctor about it?
* do you store all your emmaus tat in your room? will you have Amaury build you more storage? or has Steffie assigned you a locker wardrobe in the attic?
* which trip was your favorite this past year? Dordogne, Paris, Versailles, Italy, Barbados, New York, England ....
All those trips, and not one of them to visit her mother. It's very telling how she treats her mother now, especially with the so-called close relationship they shared in the early vlogs.
 
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i cannot believe that no one at LaLande did not have Covid in the last 2 months.
Good. Because they did. Luckily not as bad any of them needed to be hospitalized. They could have just been open about it, but SJ decided it was to be kept private. She thinks it will give her some leverage over her entourage: she decides what her viewers get to see and when.
 
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“Oh wow”
“Oh it’s buuu tiful”
“Ah… b… oh!”
I swear that their fake facial and verbal expressions are the only exercise they get!
BJJ looks as though he’s about to turn inside-out these days. What a waste.
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It's been proven that her flying monkeys love to come here and derail our threads attacking Dan because they know a lot of us have a soft spot for him and will respond accordingly. I usually stay out of those discussions, not just because of the obvious intentions to derail, but to be honest I could not care less about Dan.
Yes it’s a running theme

But let’s clarify exactly what camp 🏕 it’s arriving from

Nostrils 👃 has all day to do sweet duck all - plus he’s got his play date with him for the holidays ….

Must be sad up in the nursery while the adults discuss adult things without his puns … loves … and inane sence of … position .

As MOLD would say
I’m a Top 🔝 bloke … yak yak

Other visiting camps

Phillious blog … just for the fans
Ed the despot … Anna make me look normal in a vlog ….(she can’t )
Then the many many many cast of begamania … and the buy me a carrot 🥕

All of which unless they are pa Petherick couldn’t get a front loaded piece of love

But have found and rehashed all the psychologist musings here on tattle

Desperate the only thing they achieved over Christmas 🎄
Was a cut n paste - better still
Tattle has been their place of refuge - no one else spent the holidays with them …..

they didn’t even get a invite for drinks 🍹 - desperate 😈
 
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About SJ's dream of living in Venice. I also believe she is setting herself up so she can depart La La but have someone filming building content whilst she is away. She needs to do this anyway to do her travel vligs with Oliver. But in Venice what would she buy - an appartment? She doesn't speak italian, god she barely speaks french. I don't wish to be a Debbie Downer, I'm just trying to see how she would make this work.
Irl she's not looking to buy, at least not just yet. She will rent luxurious apartments for the company at hand at the moment and she can afford to with the money she's getting each month. She will then just play the game of make believe, as if she's living there. Another perk of renting: she doesn't have to clean. She never does anyway.

I truly cannot see how she has a single friend who would support her in this relationship.
None of them do. But they are all informed of the real purpose of her lovely liaison with the King of Snorts: entertainment.

She is no longer on the Workaways site. I don't know if it's because it's not allowed in France or if she didn't want to adhere to the site's rules that state all volunteers must be provided with room and board along with minimum wage for each hour worked. If you run a search, you'll find discussions about it from earlier this year.
I'm sure all of the reasons you mention played a role too, but she got kicked out of the workaway program mainly because of complaints she was sleeping with multiple volunteers and was basically using the program as her private dating app.
 
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sorry I’m a bit late to the party on this one, I think Dan is looking at the bigger picture regarding the studio, yes he will need blinds for those French doors because most IT suites are in semi darkness, but if he has to do a bit of childcare whilst editing the boys will have a bit of space in there for a short period of time, but mainly I think he could turn this into a gite if necessary, there is a room next door which he could turn into a kitchen and shower room, it’s just a thought. He loves new challenges, so well done him for joining film school, there’s only so far self teaching can take you.
 
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Close to Jason? I don’t recall in my California Geography a desert being in close proximity to either Lake Tahoe or his B and B. But clearly my avatar name is not based on my geographic location. 🤨🤨🤨
Does Salton Sea count?
👃💩
 
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Andrew is quite fluent in English but he doesn't want to talk about it. He has said that he left for his own peace of mind and that he wants to keep his distance from Teabag.
Who said hookers can't be smart! Good for him, he got out in time.
 
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There's a reason my Christmas wish involved the saying "let's keep our eyes on the prize". Even though there's a huge overlap, with all the spinoffs, our main focus here should be SJ and holding her accountable for the lives she's ruining (Dan's included) with her hedonistic me-centered love-bombing narc stuff. It's been proven that her flying monkeys love to come here and derail our threads attacking Dan because they know a lot of us have a soft spot for him and will respond accordingly. I usually stay out of those discussions, not just because of the obvious intentions to derail, but to be honest I could not care less about Dan. In my playbook he's a loser for not exposing his employer by standing up to her each and every time she's playing her tricks. Over the years, I have seen many like him come and go and they usually end up exactly how he's looking now: tired to the extend of exhaustion, lost in her narrative of being part of the family of love and laughter, while his heart is screaming: get the hell out!
Couldn’t Dan perhaps be a tartlet?
 
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