+ pregnancy uniformHer blog posts always read like one of these randomizer-AIs which create content out of tweets and phrases a certain person says. She's trying so hard to be funny with all those qURirkY words and phrases but it's just an absolute cringefest.
go and birth a child – SAY WHAT!? where going to the kitchen to chop up some strawberries (yes I’m still on the ‘strawberries all day everyday’ thing) is enough for me to warrant a nap. hunker down, before life gets CRAZY
OTHER MUMS ARE GOLDEN. I have spent roughly 30% of my days voicenoting other Mums, comfort is key.
Being a Virgo-born perfectionist (FUN TIMES) (oh duck off Anna)
(and that's just the first few sentences, why is she YELLING RANDOMLY)
Also, this bleeping bag makes me irrationally angry. She keeps styling it in the weirdest ways like it's a handbag, but the straps are just so long and she has no idea to make it work! Oh and yes, can't we all relate to using two different stretch mark oils that are 27 pounds for 100 ml.
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She is beyond parody
Maybe she'll bring out a new book? An Edited Birth? Chapter 1: Discard the Mother's head. 
I know it is irrational but as a Brit (and I know not everyone who is a Brit will agree) I feel rage every time I see the use of the words post partum. It is such an americanism.....
What is that time period called in British English? I’m American and only familiar with post partum.
Postnatal?
Ah, okay. Thanks!
I always thought postnatal was in reference to the baby and postpartum was in reference to the mum.
In the UK, we refer to everything to do with pregnancy and birth in terms of “natal”. So, for example, when you are pregnant and go to see your midwife, you might go to an antenatal clinic. And after the baby has been delivered, you might stay on a postnatal ward.
I think we tend to use -natal too, no? We say postnatal ward in the US. Huh. Gotta love the Google. Merriam-Webster has postpartum as being first used before postnatal.
Anyway. Is Anna saying she’s not going to be using her pregnancy pillow after birthing her incredible human?! I don’t get her sometimes. It’s a pillow. I’m sure she can find a use for it.
Growing an incredible human, sloppy crotch shot and 'mat' leave all have to somehow make it into the next thread title! 
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She is going to use another special pillow, 2 AL is better than 1.
The endless headless pictures of Anna are so odd. We know that Mark is taking/cropping them all and it’s like he is so proud of what he’s created the vessel is no longer of interest … very Handmaid’s Tale.
She seems to enjoy half-cropped/ headless picture even before her pregnancy, is it some high fashion thing?
Copied from Lizzy and Linds of course! Queens of faceless posts.
When Fleur had River all her early posts were of a headless baby. I wonder if this is what Anna is planning?
her child is called *RIVER*?! Someone please stop these women. [EDIT] and their daft husbands.
River Wren Bell. You're welcome
Grey Luna Garnham
I wonder if it has to do with seeing comments on how her face has changed and is somewhat reminiscent of everyone’s favorite green movie character?!?
[[I kind of like the name River. I will walk myself out now]]
Oh god the constant use of capital letters in her blog posts makes me so angry. ANNA STOP IT PLEASE.
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